They keep droning on

Im sick of it. I’m sick of the drones. I’m sick of the psyops. I’m sick of the fake alien invasion and the asteroids. None of it is real and I’m sick of hearing about it all day, every day now.

I’ve gone through all the alien phases. All of them. While there may be aliens (or rather, demons, which is what I’ve come to realize), or a faction of humans that is pretending to be aliens and abducting people through advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic, these fucking drones are not aliens nor under alien control. All this feels quite familiar: the endless pushing of a narrative, with news networks parroting one another. This is the way they typically distract a public hell-bent on changing the direction of the world.

Nobody in their right mind wants a new communist world order but the powers that were (as called by Elizabeth April) are equally hell-bent on pushing the new disorder on us.

If anyone needed more proof that all the media does is lie, look no further than this all drones, all the time story. They’re trying to prime us for the falsest of false flags: the fake alien invasion. Yeah, the one so casually implied by Ronald Reagan at least three times in public: in 1985, 1987, and 1988.

Ronnie and his aliens for humanity speeches.

The uploader, in the description of the above video, was kind enough to add another instance of Ronnie mentioning the aliens but in a private setting and for which there’s no recording: “A short excerpt from a Steven Spielberg interview by Quint (aka Eric Vespe) of Ain’t It Cool News:

Quint: Now, I’ve heard a story that I wanted to run by you. I have no idea if it’s true, but an effects friend of mine told me about a special screening of E.T. for Ronald Reagan. Have you heard this story?

Steven Spielberg: I was there!

Quint: The story I heard is that when Reagan saw it he started talking about how close to reality it was and he was quickly ushered out of the room. Is that true?

Steven Spielberg: No, he wasn’t ushered out of the room. He was the President of the United States! Nobody could usher Ronald Reagan out of the room! It was in the White House screening room and Reagan got up to thank me for bringing the film to show the President, the First Lady and all of their guests, which included Sandra Day O’Connor in her first week of as a Justice of the Supreme Court, and it included some astronauts… I think Neil Armstrong was there, I’m not 100% certain, but it was an amazing, amazing evening. He just stood up and he looked around the room, almost like he was doing a headcount, and he said, “I wanted to thank you for bringing E.T. to the White House. We really enjoyed your movie,” and then he looked around the room and said, “And there are a number of people in this room who know that everything on that screen is absolutely true.” And he said it without smiling! But he said that and everybody laughed, by the way. The whole room laughed because he presented it like a joke, but he wasn’t smiling as he said it.”

But back to the drones. It’s not only about ushering in a new world order. It’s also about the militarization and weaponization of space. It’s bad enough that, in our own God-given Earth we have many powerful dirty players that have made it so we can’t go everywhere we want (like Antarctica). And now, they’re making it so we also can’t go outside of the Earth. We’re essentially slaves and prisoners here, and I don’t think I’m going too far by saying that.

We’ve been lied to for so long, we hardly have a chance of being able to discern the truth. Look at how many people still think a bunch of Muslims hijacked planes to carry out the impossible task of crashing them them into each twin tower, the pentagon, and I forget the last place. Most people, lots of them quite intelligent, still think that’s exactly what happened on that dark day. Have they not heard the recording of the airline assistant, Ceecee Lyles, to her husband? Where she whispers “it’s a frame at the end”?

Ceecee Lyles message to her husband.

As one commenter put it, “It’s fantastic to me the hijackers, none of whom had ever flown a commercial airliner before, were able to maneuver those planes with total control and precision at triple the maximum speed of ground level, where a normal commercial plane would disintegrate. There are aviation experts on video laughing at the impossibility, and let’s not even talk about the architects and engineers outraged at the supposed physics of the buildings collapsing the way that they did. I have to say, building 7 was the product of a completely new kind of fire-related collapse. You clearly haven’t realized who profited the most on that day.”

There’s also the strange fact of a military training operation for hijacked planes senario taking place on 9/11/01 and they were able to use it to cover up much of what they were doing. We’ve seen that method used more than once: a drill is taking place when, out of the blue, the real thing starts to happen. It’s an infantilizing tactic but, then again, a lot of people regress to a child-like state in times of danger and emergency. These monsters bank on that, on people’s confusion and not knowing what to believe so they are quick with statements that leave little room for doubt. Almost 25 years later, people still hold on to the life-raft of those clear-cut sound bytes issued by the captured media.

Maybe they haven’t seen the footage of the Pentagon. There were no plane parts strewn about. None. Not in the real videos. And in the recently released real footage, one can clearly see it’s not a plane hitting it. It was so much not a plane that, back then, they decided to use a priest as a witness to the Pentagon attack. A fucking Catholic priest. As if they’re incapable of lying.

It was a missile, not a plane.

We’ve had so many 9/11s since: Boston marathon, Sandy Hook, Las Vegas shooting, Lahaina fires, and currently, while we’re seeing the weather manipulation ramp up, there’ve been thousands of deaths in North Carolina/Tennessee from Hurricane Helene, with FEMA playing interference to those trying to help and the government working hard to make it obvious they don’t give a fuck. They want us to know they would rather let every American die so they can send more money to Ukraine and Israel, because war must be defended by all means.

Apart from complaining how sick I am of the drones story that’s also taken over all paranormal channels, I’m so tired of listening to Congress ask about the “immaculate constellation” bullshit and never get a straightforward answer, I’m tired of hearing shit being called UAPs instead of UFOs, and honestly, the only one with any good questions was Lauren Boebert. My point is that something wicked this way comes.

Lauren Boebert has a few good questions.

We’re coming up on the mother of all false flags unless we’re able to spread the word far and wide about Project Blue-beam, how they killed the reporter who revealed it back in the 80s or 90s, about John D’Souza’s warnings , about so-called UFOs oftentimes being used for human trafficking (is there at least one area free from human trafficking? Just one thing?) by humans, not aliens. They lie to us about EVERYTHING.

The why files is pretty awesome.

I haven’t been able to find information the way I could a few years ago. I wanted to research about the “Night of Lights” or “Night of a Thousand Lights.” I remember reading that someone asked Bush Jr if they could be present for the “Night of Lights” and George W. laughed nervously, and answered something like “I can’t promise that” or “I can’t talk about that.” It’s impossible to find anything on it because they’ve flooded the internet with Christmas events called “Night of lights” and if you think it isn’t on purpose, you haven’t tried researching Walter Disney getting frozen and meeting a brick wall of results about the fucking movie Frozen. When they don’t want something found, they’ll make sure a song becomes famous that uses the same exact words as your search.

The alien invasion will be fake but, according to D’Souza, the death and destruction will be real. Yes, that will be the case. Death and destruction. 100 percent. But don’t for a second fall for the alien bullshit. The ones specializing on death and destruction are all our earthly governments.

Carol Rosin who was assistant to Werner Von Braun (Nazi scientist who became director of NASA)

Perhaps you want to get technical about it so, if we posit that aliens are really demons (which is my official position on Extraterrestrials), and it’s always demons behind everything that evil people do, then I guess we’ll honestly be able to call it an alien invasion. I’m still sick of hearing about the drones.

An afterlife tale

I’m not 100% certain where I found this story (quora or Reddit) but it was given as a reply to “Has anything unexplainable happened to you?” There are many vapid and silly ways to reply to that question and most people take that route. It’s so sophomoric and unbecoming. But, on the other hand, from among those who give a serious and earnest answer, sometimes gems are found. I think this is one of those gems.

It ends a little abruptly, as if there was more to share but they ran over the character limit. Perhaps someday I’ll come across it again and it will have the imaginary content that I think is missing. I could keep reading about this subject and the stories surrounding it for hours.

Afterlife theme in art.

In 1996 our daughter Janne was hit by a car and killed. In the first year and a half after her death I had quite a few unexplainable experiences, which occurred frequently especially when I was “down in the dark hole.”

Four years after Janne’s death we had a powerful experience, when Dea – who was a friend of Janne’s – came to visit. She brought us a tape-recording from her mother, Lis. Dea’s mother had through a friend been told that a Scottish lady, who is a medium, was coming to town.

Dea’s mother had booked a séance with the Scottish lady, to come into contact with her mother. During the séance the conversation suddenly took an unexpected turn. The medium said amongst other things:

– Your daughter is her name Joanna or Janna?

– No her name is Dea.

Short pause. – Who was Joanna, Janna, Janne? She says; “I miss her.” It’s your daughter she’s talking about. –

My daughter had a friend who was called Janne. She died in a car accident.

– Lis, your mother has brought Janne because she needs a little help. Did she die two years ago?

– No I think it was four years ago.

– She says it was not long ago. Your mother has helped her to understand where she is. She says “I did not suffer.” This has been a great worry to her mother and her family. Was she killed in a car accident, where there was a car and a bicycle? I can see the wheels. And she says “A car and a bicycle.” – Yes she was riding her bike when a car hit her. -She says the transition was very quick: “I left my body just before it was hit; only my body was hit.” It is of great importance to her that this message gets through to her parents, as they have grieved tremendously and had many worries about whether she suffered. I can feel where her body was hit. Do you know if she died straight away?

– Yes, she did.

– She says that some time before she died she started to give some of her things away, because she knew she would not need them. I get the word “nurse,” was she training to become a nurse? No. This wonderful girl, Janne, says “Thank you for letting me through. Your mother brought me here. You have no idea how difficult it is to communicate. Your mother helped me.” There is something about a young man. Do you know if Janne had a boyfriend?

– Yes, I think so.

– She has been trying to contact him. She would very much like to contact her parents to tell them that she still exists, they just cannot see her. If you see her parents will you please give them this message from her?

– Yes.

– It was very important for her to get through, because she never got the chance to say goodbye.

Never before had we received a message, which moved us as deeply as this one did, because the Scottish medium had never heard about either Janne or the accident.

Clairvoyant – Marion Dampier-Jeans

Amongst the messages we received from the Scottish medium, was also an encouragement to contact a medium ourselves. During a visit to London in the autumn of 2001, we had the first opportunity to do this. We visited Marion Dampier-Jeans, who is Danish born but has been living in England for more than thirty years.

Marion is a well-known and also very well acknowledged spiritualist medium in England. At this time, we feel the need to stress: we had not previously met Marion. We gave her no information prior to the séance. We, during the séance, only confirmed or denied Marion’s information. This is a short summary from our taped sitting.

Soft and tranquil music is playing in the background. We are sitting in Marion’s comfortable living room. Marion exclaims:

– Yes, I hear you – Turned towards us, Marion says, – There is a young girl who would like to get through. The back of my head hurts, and so does my right upper arm. There is something about a hospital; did somebody die in a hospital?

– No, we answered.

Marion continues, – I feel a jolt on my right side; something has hit her. She says; “I did not suffer, I left my body quickly.” She is very sorry that she never got to say goodbye. She says; “The accident was not my fault – nobody is to blame.” Did you go to a hospital to identify her?

– Yes, we went to a hospital to identify her.

– There is something about food, did she just eat, or was she unable to eat anything?

– She had been visiting a friend and had eaten dinner there.

– There were several people around her when she died. Not the ones in the car but some other people. Did you know this?

– No, we didn’t know this but it is possible.

– You were there when she was laid in the coffin. You put a lot of things into the coffin with her. They were put on both sides of her. She laughs and says; “They almost stuffed it down around me. It is still with me.” You also put something very personal inside that she cared a lot about. Amongst the things put there were some letters. There was a pressed flower in one of these letters. Did you know this?

– No, we didn’t know what was in the letters. They were put in with all the things that had been placed at the scene of the accident. Among other things there were quite a few teddy bears. The personal item could be one of her own teddies or her silk sheets which she liked a lot.

– Who is named Åse?

– That doesn’t ring any bells.

(Åse is not a common name anymore, but was used in the old days).

– But there is an Åse because I keep getting the name so she must be there. Remember to ask Janne’s friends when you get home. Apparently, it is important.

– Who is Marianne?

– That does not ring any bells either.

– Was your daughter good at English? Some of the information is delivered to me in English.

– Yes she was.

– What was the name of your daughter?

– Her name was Janne.

– It is possible that I have picked up the name Marianne instead of Janne (my name is Janne = Marianne). You have a very large picture of her on the wall in your living room, almost like a painting. It feels like she is following you with her eyes when you walk around the room.

– Yes, that it correct.

– She is singing a song now. It is the Danish song; “I Østen stiger solen op.” Does that mean anything to you?

– Yes she practiced singing it a lot when she was training for her entrance examination at the music school.

– You have either a cat or a dog at home. It’s sick; there is something wrong with its liver. You have to prepare yourself that it won’t be around for much longer. Janne will receive it when it crosses over, because animals go to the other side too.

– Yes that’s true our cat has a sick liver, it is on diet foods.

– She is talking about her grave now; you have a candle burning there.

– Yes.

– Some of her friends have placed different things on the grave, not that long ago something very beautiful was placed there along with a wreath or a heart. That brought great joy to her.

– Yes that’s correct. A very beautiful poem was laid down along with a wreath and a teddy bear.

– There is something about her room. What have you done to her room?

– We have moved her belongings to another room.

– She laughs and says: “All my things are still there.”

– Yes they are still there.

– She says it will be her birthday soon.

– Yes, in twelve days.

– Kjeld, did Janne owe you money?

– No.

– What is it then, with the twenty-five Danish crowns?

Ilse smiles and answers, – On the last night as Janne was leaving, she came up to me and said; “Mum I didn’t get to the bank today and I don’t have any cash. Can you lend me some change?” I had twenty-five crowns on me, which I gave her.

After our visit at Marion’s we asked several of Janne´s acquaintances if the name Åse meant anything to them but without result. One evening Janne´s friend Dea came visiting.

– Does the name Åse mean anything to you? Ilse asked.

– Yes – Dea answered. – That was my grandmother. She was the one who helped Janne send you a greeting through the Scottish medium.

A couple of months after our visit to Marion we had to have Janne´s cat “Jaymiz” put to sleep, due to its illness.

Clairvoyant – Nita Saunders (Scottish medium)

In the early spring of 2003 we had our first opportunity to visit the Scottish medium. Her name is Nita Saunders. Nita neither speaks nor understands Danish. As was the case with Marion Dampier-Jeans, Nita Saunders didn’t receive any information prior to the séance either. Just as we only confirmed or denied Nita’s information during the séance.

Before we left home we talked about bringing something which had belonged to Janne with us. Ilse found her gold bracelet and a small gold crucifix but eventually decided only to bring two photographs of Janne, which she had in her purse. The sitting, which lasted about an hour, was taped and this is a short excerpt:

Nita started by telling us that she had been concentrating on the upcoming sitting for about 15 minutes before we arrived. There had been 4 spirits present, of whom one was a young person, who had a wonderful radiation of the color pink. This person was in very high spirits and eager to get through.

– Yes, you have a child in the spiritual world. Have you lost a daughter?

– Yes.

– In her room lies – either on a chair or on her bed – a large teddy bear, not a real teddy bear but more like an animal. She says; “It’s still there.”

– Yes, on her bed is a large walrus teddy.

– She is talking about some new clothes she has just bought, which she was wearing when the accident happened. Had she just bought a new T-shirt?

– Yes, she was wearing it.

– She was annoyed that it had been ruined by blood. She says; “Mum spoke to Christine the other morning and I was with you.” Who is Christine?

– It is her cousin and yes, it’s true, I meet and talked to Christine the other morning.

– You have recently looked at some old pictures she painted as a child.

– Yes we had them framed and hung them on the wall.

– She says; “There are so many pictures of me in the apartment but I’m alone in all of them. There are none with the three of us together.” You have a picture, which was taken on a holiday – a snap shot with the three of you together. You have to put it in the small frame with gold edging. Where do you have a small frame with gold edging?

– It is in our kitchen.

– She asks me to thank you for all the candles that have been lit for her. Shortly before your daughter died, she knew that something big was going to happen. Dad’s grandmother received her. She recognized her from pictures she had seen previously. She also says; “And then I saw Michael.” Who is Michael?

– It doesn’t mean anything to us. *

– She knew Michael when she was younger but then he disappeared out of my life she says.

– We don’t know.

* Michael could be a boy around Janne´s age. They were playmates when they were about 6 – 8 years old. At some time, Michael and his family moved from the area. We have later been told that Michael died when he was about 16 years old.

– She says; “I didn’t feel any pain and I wasn’t afraid. I asked Dad’s Grandmother where we were going to and she said that we were going home.” Was she hit by a car?

– Yes.

– Do you know if she was killed instantly?

– Yes she was.

– She tells me that there was a memorial service at the school she used to attend. She was very pleased by this. There is something about a house that you considered selling. She is happy that you didn’t do it. Did you have a dog or a cat?

– Yes, we had a cat.

– She says; “It’s with me right now.”

– Yes we are sure about that.

Nita stretches out her hand and shows Ilse a gold bracelet and says: – Your daughter says that you have one just like it and that you have a gold crucifix too. She says that you have them but the real ones are with her. She also says; “I had a good life but my time with you was over. It was not an accident but my time had come to an end. I had no control over what happened. There is a time to be born – and a time to die and no one can change that.” You have a lot of her toys. Amongst other things you have a doll sitting somewhere and you have a piano in your living room on which she used to play.

– Yes, that is all correct.

– Shortly after her death you went on vacation to Venice and a couple of other places. “I was with you,” she says.

– Yes we went camping to Venice and some other places.

– Who is Anne?

– That doesn’t mean anything to us.

– What was your daughters’ name?

– Her name was Janne.

– Oh I’m sorry. I heard it as Anne. It can be difficult to get hold of names sometimes because their communication is so unbelievably fast compared to ours. She thanks you for her grave being so beautiful. There is a tree at one side of the grave; it blooms in spring with some very beautiful flowers.

– Yes it’s a Japanese Cherry tree.

– She says; “I’m not there but it’s my little garden.”

– We know that she is not there.

– She says she likes what you have done with the bathroom. What have you done?

– We had it modernized last year and we had the walls painted in a color that she liked.

– And Mum has got a new bedspread, it’s very pretty.

– Ilse laughs and answers “Yes I changed the bedspread last year.”

– She also tells that you were met with a lot of sympathy from a lot of people when she died. Your home was filled with flowers on the days after her death. She says; “It looked like a florist’s”.

– Yes, our living room was filled with flowers.

– Janne loved flowers because they are pure spirit and it’s easier for a spirit to visit places where there are living flowers.

Where Janne is now, she is working as a kind of nurse to help those who have recently died and who don’t know that they are dead. And also, those who have come over very weak and who need recreation. She is in a kind of a hospital or convalescent home, which is made of rocks that can breathe and it contains all the colors there exist. She says; “It’s so wonderful to be able to explain to them that they are not dead but simply living in a different world.” Janne goes to concerts too, she loves music. It is known that many great musicians have passed over to the other side and they still like to play. And the tickets here are free, she says laughing. She also says “Thank you” for the words you have written in her memory. Where did you write her name?

– We have written a book.

– Yes, it is a book and with it you help others. Through your book you have contact with others who have also lost a child. Amongst them you have come in contact with a person whose son died from a drug overdose. It was not an accident. Somebody had to learn from his death so that they could meet at the same level later on. There are different levels on the other side. To be able to meet you have to be on the same level. You can compare it to that rich and poor on Earth do not socialize because they are not on the same level.

– Yes amongst others we are in touch with a person whose son died from a drug overdose. Everybody who dies young gives generously from themselves, so that others can learn, the death of all children is a lesson to others. Nothing is a coincidence. The young man, who drove the car, which killed Janne, had an agreement that he would help in the right time and the right place. You see everything is very complex but still very simple. You are here now to help others and you receive a lot of help from the other side. Janne died so that you could learn, and so that the three of you can meet at the same level later on. She is a very old and a very beautiful soul. Your daughter has a great sense of humor. She says that there were two police officers at your apartment shortly after the accident and that one of the officers was young. “He was good looking,” she says. “Dad has given up smoking,” says Janne. She is pleased because she did not like the smell. But you still have an ashtray on the table.

– Yes, I gave it up a couple of years ago. And yes, we still keep the ashtray on the table for our visitors.

– She talks about receiving a card for her birthday.

– Kjeld’s brother and sister-in-law place flowers on her grave for her birthday and such days. There is a card for Janne with the flowers. -She says “Thank you, I receive it.” You went to church at Christmas and you lit a candle for her. It made her very happy.

– Yes we were in a church where we took part in a very beautiful memorial service shortly before Christmas, which had been arranged by the Parent Association “We have lost a child,” and each couple lit a candle for their child.

– How is your leg Dad, did you fall on the stairs?

– Yes, I fell on some stone stairs a couple of weeks ago, but I am fine now – Thank you.

– And how is your hair Mum?

– It is fine again

– Does one of you have a brother or a sister that has had cancer?

– No, it’s me. I had Radio- and chemotherapy.

– Now I understand why she asked about your hair.

She says that your cancer has cleared up now. It happened after the accident because then – in your sub consciousness – you absolutely did not care whether you lived or not. But it was important that you finished your life and Janne sent many doctors and healers to you. Did you ever hear the doorbell ring without anyone being there?

– Yes, it has happened a couple of times. – You have also had sounds coming from your kitchen. Janne says; “Am I smart or am I just smart”?

– I do not believe what I hear – this is incredible – Yes, we have had a lot of sounds from the kitchen. When Janne was at school she sometimes used the phrase; “Am I smart or am I just smart.”

Turned towards Ilse, Nita says the following; – She tells me that you have two photographs in your purse that you would like to show me.

After I showed Nita the pictures she says; – Janne is asking you to buy a bunch of tulips and a bunch of daffodils on the way home. Put the two bunches in the same vase. She says; “Dad will have to pay for the flowers but they are from me.”

Development

In the first four years after Janne’s death, we thought sometimes; “will we receive a message from Janne, if we contact a medium”? We were a little bit skeptical, and we would probably have continued in being so if we hadn’t been given “a shove.”

When we received the first very precise message from Janne, about four years after her death, through Dea’s mother and the Scottish medium Nita Saunders, Janne gave us the impression that it was difficult for her to communicate with the physical world. Nita heard the word “nurse” in a communication, and asked if Janne had been working as a nurse.

During our visit with Marion Dampier-Jeans, we sensed a development in Janne compared to the first message. At our meeting with Nita Saunders – seven years after Janne’s death – we clearly sensed that a further development had taken place. The communication flowed quickly and with an incredible amount of details, for instance about what had just happened at our place. And we were told that Janne was now occupied as a “kind of nurse,” the word, which in the first message had made no sense at all. Nita Saunders finished off by saying that it was always a pleasure communicating with young people because they were always surrounded by so much energy. To us these messages have a priceless value. They have been of tremendous help – getting us through our grief.

Clairvoyant – Billy Cook (English medium)

In the spring of 2004 I read in a magazine called; “Horoscope” that the English medium Billy Cook was in Copenhagen. I called his contact to make an appointment. The contact told me that there were two free appointments on the following day and that we would see him separately.

As before, the sitting was taped and of course Billy Cook received no prior information either. We presented two very short résumés, with Kjeld being the first to meet Billy Cook.

– There is an elderly lady here; she is not that tall but a bit plump. I am being told that she is your grandmother. Was she like a mother to you?

– Yes, I grew up with my grandparents and the description of her fits.

– You have an interest in the spiritual world. Did you write a book?

– Yes.

– There is a new book on the way!

– Yes and no. I am in the process of editing the second edition of the book.

– Who lost a child?

– We did.

– There is a young girl coming through now. Your grandmother knew her. You have a photograph of your grandmother holding her in her arms.

– Yes, that it correct. It was taken at her christening – a month before my grandmother died.

– Who is Anne?

– My daughter’s name was Janne.

– Ok. It is hard to tell the difference. She was a smart girl and very liked. A girl with a love of order, and a girl who now and again needed to withdraw herself to be alone.

– Yes that’s correct.

– Who is Kirsten? It could be a colleague.

– That makes sense. She sends greetings to Kirsten. Did a car hit Janne?

– Yes.

– It was particularly her head that was badly injured.

– Yes.

– You have been to Italy camping after her death. She tells me she was with you.

– Yes we have been told that before.

– She was very fond of animals. Did you have a cat because I get a picture of her holding a cat?

– Yes.

– Could Janne on occasion be a bit impatient?

– Yes.

– She says; ”So can you.”

– Yes, I have to admit that.

– Was Janne good at working with computers?

– Yes.

– Are you good at it too?

– Yes, I think I am reasonably good.

– She says she was better than you are. Kjeld laughs and answers; “Yes she definitely was.”

– The book that you are writing on is about your daughter. It has the purpose of helping other people who are grieving. She says: Thank you.

Shortly after I have left the sitting, Ilse arrived.

– Janne is still here but she is with your mother. Your mother thanks you for dinner and asks you to remember her like she was. ” Please don’t remember me like the old fragile lady. My legs were hurting and I could not eat. That wasn’t me.” She also thanks you for taking good care of her. Janne was an elegant girl who had spiritual ideas.

– Yes, that is true.

– There is an object in your living room which used to belong to Janne – something about ”a funny toy” or something about ”funny hair.”

– Yes, we have Janne’s old cabbage patch doll sitting in our living room.

– Who in your family wants to visit Australia?

– My husband would like to visit Australia because he lived there when he was young.

– Was Janne on a diet before she died?

– Yes she was.

– There is a lot of humor in Janne, she says: “You have given up.” Ilse laughs.

– Who had the prettiest funeral service? – Janne did.

– Who had the white funeral service then?

– My mother did.

– Your mother and Janne are having a bit of a laugh about it. Janne had red roses and your mother had white roses.

– Yes that is correct.

– Who is Súsanna?

– It could be a girl in the spirit world but we don’t know her. We correspond with her parents.

– Please tell her parents that she came through and said: “Thank you.” Because they wouldn’t visit a medium themselves.

– No, possibly they wouldn’t, but I am sure the greeting will bring joy to them.

– She had a tragic death. Some kind of accident, I can feel the blow.

– Yes.

– Súsanna says: “Please tell Mum and Dad that I’m okay.”

– We will do that.

– She was youngster – a teenager?

– Yes.

– Did a car hit her because I can feel the blow?

– Yes.

– Was Súsanna driving a car herself?

– No, I believe it was something about an ex-boyfriend who was jealous and ran her over.*

– I feel that he was intoxicated or on drugs or something like that. It makes sense out of something I told your husband earlier, that she knew the man who ran her over. Please let her parents know that she came through and that she sends them her love.

– We will do that.

* Susanna was driving her own car when she was hit by her ex-boyfriend.

– Who is Mikkel?

– It might be a young man from the spiritual world. His parents are coming to visit us tomorrow.

– Mikkel ask that you bring a greeting to his parents.

– We will do that.

A Final Word on “Here Be Monsters” (part 2): the spirit-crushing fun of longtime unemployment

Part 1 My dearest fellow seekers, system rejects, unemploymates, it’s all too easy to fall prey to fraudsters when you’re sick, tired and dispirited from the scourge of the job search. I know. I know. I know what it does and know it takes a heavy toll on your self-worth and mental health; it can shake the cornerstones of your belief system, especially when you believe “everything happens for a reason” but what’s the reason for this? There’s no reason! It’s unreasonable! Except that the American Dream lies on an autopsy table and everything has been going to hell in a handbasket since… forever. Probably since JFK and the grassy knoll, likely even before that. And going through hell takes a long time.

There’s no point in dressing it up or talking it down. It sucks times a thousand and nobody wants to discuss it or hear you whine about it or give a damn about it. No one even admits they’re going through the worst rejection life can dredge up from the depths of a septic tank. It’s a well-known style of popular dishonesty and you’re on your own. To sink or swim according to the tides and your ability to float and weather an extended storm. Whoever or whatever you were counting on to be your floating device will have a puncture wound and deflate.

And since we’re being radically honest, never mind how intense your job search may be or how much you might’ve turned it into a full-time job (with overtime, to boot): an extended period of unemployment always ends up feeling like it’s, somehow, your fault.

You think people do crazy stuff over heartaches? It doesn’t compare to the criminally insane thoughts your brain will craft, as you keep playing musical office chairs but can’t squeeze your butt into a seat. You’ll yearn for the endless days of sitting in human cattle stalls, the jobs of yore, the long hours of misspent wrath. Those dreadful days now present as Paradise Lost. Your scruples weaken as your least scandalous idea involves a Batman mask and “Only Fans.”

And still no one will talk about the cracks and chasms that form in the mind, that ransack the heart, and plunder the soul, as month follows month and nothing appears in which to pin your ever-shrinking hopes. Your unworthiness knows no bounds. It’s bad enough you were unemployed when, after some time, you start entering unemployable.

Not even the ever-loathsome LinkedIn, with its pretentious job-obsessing, business (dis)connections, interview practice questions, the netiquette of perfect cover letters that peel paint off the walls from sheer boredom, copy-pasted resumes using active voice and action verbs but never first person singular, yet not even LinkedIn will touch the plight of the longtime job orphan with a ten-foot laser pointer.

“Just be yourself” states the perennial glib advice for most scenarios… I delight through stories of personal plight but even I’ve learned that interviews are the great exception for being yourself. Please, avoid it at all costs.

You’ll be hard pressed to find a prepping article that’s warm towards “just be yourself and pay no mind to what anybody thinks.” My own mother, dear as she is, has warned me not to be myself during a screening: “not if you want to get a second meeting; there’ll be time enough to be yourself later on, at your leisure, once you’re hired.”

Don’t misunderstand me – LinkedIn is great for cultivating a hire-worthy persona that charms but, much like Facebook, it’s an idealized version and hardly relates to the real you: the knife-wielding, screaming, gibberish-talking crazy person that lives in your head now. However, even while employed, I could barely stand five-minute installments of LinkedIn’s endless scroll of pointy, jobby, snooty little faces and their connections – everyone is someone there.

I double-plus-dare you to find a LinkedIn group or article that tells it like it is: “7 Reasons to Not Off Yourself While Jobless” “Unemployed and Unemployable” “Jobs R (Not 4) Us” “Remember: You’re Between Jobs” “No Job vs a Bad-Paying Good Job vs a Bad Job That Pays” “No One Cares You Can’t Make Ends Meet” “Meat & Grit: Hunt Your Own Food In the City” “Whining & Dining: Dating While Jobless” “You Can Still Be Somebody After Death!” etc., ad nauseam. (Truth be told, I was able to find some articles resembling these titles so at least there’s a section of the web talking about this.)

Intentional or not, LinkedIn is designed to exclude the livelihood-averse or income-challenged. It’s a neat little planet for the upright digital citizenry, to aid the somebodies in the world link with other somebodies.

Lacking one of those job thingies, being on LinkedIn is akin to living in a homeless encampment in front of Wall Street. You have no place being there, plus you’re making the hedge-fund managers uncomfortable. Git!

For instance, stay-at-home-moms will find no encouragement to remain on-site and peruse the cringe it has become just so they can lust after the many office hours they’re missing out on, the power lunches they could be enjoying.

How devastating to be just moms. In their wildest, most optimistic dreams, they hope to raise a somebody who will one day cultivate an alpha-job profile with many connections and followers. In the meantime, the stay-at-home nobodies, whether due to children or despair, can hang out in Facebook, creating usernames like Joey’s Mom or AMomInAlaska. (And just in case my snark isn’t abundantly clear: I’m being sarcastic.)

Woe is me, I don’t even get the excuse of having children. And I have deeply resented the fuss in the news lately about “childless cat ladies.” Fume fume fume. May a cat piss on all their pillows.

With its inherent exclusivity and eternal popularity contest, LinkedIn’s main goal is to make people compare themselves all the livelong day and, in the case of the sans-travail, to let them know they can’t compare. It’s a pointed kick right in the right to make a living, which is not even an inalienable right.

And so. Life goes on. You try for every fitting job and many more, just so you can’t keep track of which ones didn’t call. You’ll put on any costume, bend and squeeze into a misshaped mass and hope to hear a “yes.” Yet God says no.

You can dye your hair, bleach your teeth, light a candle, pray for a break, but one thing you’ll never do again is wonder why there’s a job site called Monster. When no-reply rejection boilerplates fill up your inbox, it certainly feels like a monstrous thing.

You ponder how the hell did others do it. Bona-fide, certified, absolute fools and nincompoops are gainfully employed. Liars and thieves and real, actual monsters have jobs (the very best, it seems), you’re even friends with a dog with a part-time gig. It’s enough to start wondering if you have fleas.

In the end, a long unemployment sentence, where you often search the sofa for change, it will inevitably change you, but you choose which change it will be. You know the story: There are two monsters inside you, fighting constantly. One is all good and caring, the other is all the bad things and uncaring. Which monster wins? The one you feed.

In closing, I give you the Compunction Statement from the very appropriately named Severance show: “Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. None may atone for my actions but me and only in me shall their stain live on. I am thankful to have been caught, my fall cut short by those with wizened hands. All I can be is sorry, and that is all I am.”

Be careful out there, peeps. Here be monsters.

No video. No interview. No job.

This, every time.

Why, pray tell, are they creating more hoops to jump through for an interview? Who decides this? Feel free to go ahead and reject me, at your leisure, without one. I’m not doing it.

Honestly, get real: all this does (the video request) is weed out people who aren’t comfortable recording themselves. The hippo-in-a-tutu look comes to mind.

So go on, tell me I’m wrong or give me points for pointing out what no one in the hiring-is-broken game seems to be addressing. Or rant along with me: what do you really think of job applications that require a video? A video of you, the applicant, discussing—in a hopefully easy, nonchalant, the camera loves me, off the cuff, confident and pleasant manner—all your phantom achievements and, pray tell, why are you applying for the role? Why do you want to work at Peep n’ Pops Paperbags?

Are hiring managers this stupid? They can’t figure out for themselves that applicants apply because they need to be gainfully employed? Come on, is this why I studied creative writing, so I could write poems to prospective employers just to get an interview? I think they’re probably not stupid so why are they asking stupid questions?

If you’re ancient like me (someone who actually had jobs where a typewriter was still the writing implement), maybe you also recall there was a time when applicants were told to report jobs that asked for a photo. Asking for a photo in a job application, we were told, was illegal (barring modeling and acting gigs, you know). How did we arrive here, as we crawl up to this strange junction in which it’s okay to require, not just ask, but actually require, a fucking video? Will it do to send one from my cat’s “only fans” page?

I’m not old but I’m not 20 anymore and I’d prefer not to be judged by a recording where I’m literally talking to no one and—not being a YouTuber—feeling very awkward addressing an imaginary audience while trying to hold my phone’s gaze (but not too long because that’s confrontational and weird, just long enough to be engaging and give the vibe that I’m not a flake that can’t look someone in the eye while not talking to them).

The one time I caved in and submitted myself to this new performance of a humiliation ritual of a video, I felt and acted as uncomfortable as a crab wearing a pantsuit or a dog in high heels (I did get an interview, there’s that). So, yeah… what is your take on the whole video bullshit? It’s cool with you? Because, you know, the point of not sending a photo (and for it to be illegal to ask for one) was so that potential employers wouldn’t disqualify applicants due to age, sex, angry eyes, butch hair, bad hair, no hair, etc. The point was to avoid bias as much as possible.

To add insult to injury, I’ve also encountered requirements to take the “16 personalities” test, a Myers-Briggs test, an enneagram questionnaire, and of course, I’ve had to tick all kinds of boxes due to the full-spectrum cringe that’s currently encumbering humanity via the pronoun and gender identification clown show. I mean, if that’s someone’s idea of what’s important for a job, or someone found their exclusive worth in a way that is counterintuitive to literally thousands of years of accumulated human experience, then who am I to refute their gender-assigned-worth with which they can break the DEI ceiling. My dull run-of-the-past-Millenium female-Hispanic-not a veteran-not disabled replies don’t even break a cafeteria kitchen door’s porthole.

I’m surprised I haven’t found any articles or forum conversations about this new irritation aimed at the land of the job seekers (a plighted people who deserve better quality bullshit and lies) anywhere. So, here it is, I’m bringing it up, does anyone have anything to say on it? Who enjoys being required to send a video just to qualify for an interview (no promises, don’t get your hopes fluttering)? Is it okay for the person on the other end to be able to delete your application from the list of interviewees simply because they hate unibrows, have a thing against gapped from teeth, or worst of all, don’t like your slight accent?

Ah! Listen to this bonus round of irritation: according to yet another futile article from Indeed’s Career Guide (which I don’t know why I continue to waste time reading them except it’s a hard compulsion to break; Career Guide should be rebranded to Aimless Job Search Advice) – “How to Respond to a Job Rejection Email: Don’t Delete Them! They’re a great source of kindle in the winter when your power is cut off (no, wait, that was a thing back when actual paper rejection letters were the custom).

If you just got another kick in the nuts rejection email (okay, I’m paraphrasing), use it to your advantage!

Too many rejection emails

Replying to a rejection email is a great way to waste your time while trying to continue the connection with the hiring manager’s automated response system (still paraphrasing) by shoving your foot in the proverbial nonexistent door in order to pathetically squeeze another opportunity to show them you’re not just pathetic but also persevering (just assume I’m paraphrasing, don’t make me repeat myself).

Here’s how to write a response to a job rejection letter. Show some gratitude. Thank the employer for rejecting you even but explain you don’t understand their decision. Remind them you’re not just qualified for the paper shredding position, you’re overqualified. Every workplace being a special different snowflake, you’re sure there will be plenty of occasions where your vast knowledge of life-hacks will let you flex interesting skills that would impress and benefit them, if they just gave you a chance.

Demonstrate your genuine desperation. Express your disappointment (if you cry, hang up. Secret office etiquette states that, if you’re over 5 years of age, you must never ever cry anywhere near a workplace) but keep it peppy, maintaining an I-look-forward-to-not working-there tone. Lastly, ask why, what was it that turned them off about you. Although this works best for entry level jobs, rejected applicants at every level also wish to know.

Appeal to their… “humanity” is assuming too much… better appeal to their higher ups as that’s always a bit off-putting because no hiring manager can be 100% sure they didn’t commit some slight transgression that you now wish to file with their superiors. Whatever you say, stay respectful (“please, ma’am, would you kindly fuck off with your inane conclusions?”). All things being equal, you’re fucked anyway since it’s their prerogative to tell you or not, and they usually choose not to because fuck you, that’s why. You already know it will never pan out with these assholes, so just move on to the next rejection email.

Take a deep breath and remember that not many places need someone as weird,unique and opinionated as you. It’s going to take a while to find that special nook that’s designed just for you so better keep on searching.

Oh, and all of the above is useless anyway because, for all your goodwill and desire to reply to rejection templates in order to thank them for letting you play “hiring roulette,” every fucking rejection email arrives from a Do-Not-Reply inbox that is not monitored by anyone. Ha-ha.

Elections aren’t real, there’s only one party pretending to be two and nothing gets fixed by voting

I’m not a fan of Trump—oh, come on, it’s not political; he’s given us plenty of reasons to find him unpalatable since the 80s. Yes, surely some things have been blown out of all proportion. The media has its orders, after all. But, let’s not kid ourselves: Trump is also a bully and, even if you adore him, you have to admit his gratuitous name-calling can be downright cruel. What I remember best in this regard is how he put down a politician’s wife (insinuating she was ugly) to get under the guy’s skin but the poor woman hadn’t done anything to deserve his cruel remarks.

Anyway, that’s neither here nor there. My opinion, nevertheless, is as pure as pissed-on snow if only due to affirmative inaction given my status as a full-blooded member of the political riff-raff. My unresolved condition reads like the flight manifest of a plane that found the Bermuda rectangle: long lost at last, no feats that I can call my own. Not even a dignified defeat. What I mean is, I’m an American citizen without a vote so, in a kind of way, I’m sort of an equal opportunity hater.

My vote is banned (God forbid it were forBIDEN) in this least serious unpopularity con-test of all, a test to see who is the better con), my people can’t make a dent in this unilegged hippy-hop popularity competition. I am legally destitute, ordained to electoral dysfunction, unhoused, as it were. I’m not allowed to cast a farcical vote in the pitiful competition to claim the bigger pole even though whatever happens over yonder yankee land is multiplied by it’s square root in terms of its repercussions here, where I live.

So, like anyone who at times scrounges for change around the sofa, I’d take Trump back in a second (even if he’s part of the whole sham, I can’t be quite sure). It seems I’m not alone and a lot of people have also changed their minds about him. It’s also evident that, if elections were held today, there’s no question as to who would win. God protect the bastard, I’m certain they’d “unalive” him before letting him back into the White House. The only reason he won is because they were too sure that he wouldn’t and this made them overconfident and careless.

In the end, it doesn’t matter a single bitchy iota whether I vote or not because elections aren’t real anyway. Ask Cathy O’Brien about it. She knows. (Go to the 5:37 minute and listen from there). https://www.bitchute.com/video/DqQoXIRBuuhU/

I’ll make another shameful admission: As a dedicated lifelong idiot, I used to like Obama. Found him friendly, funny, personable. Obviously, I’ve managed to open my eyes a little bit and saw, at last, that Obama is pretty much the coming Antichrist. And he has, with 100% help of the captured, lying media, pulled the veil in front of everyone’s eyes, where he has managed to keep it firmly in place.

I bet you’ve never heard there was a press conference back in 2016 during which officials announced the conclusion of the investigation into Obama’s birth certificate. It was determined to be a forged document. Of course, almost no one heard about this crucial finding but here is some of it (be patient if it starts with stupid ads):

Then, there’s Larry Sinclair, the man who has been telling about his affair and drug use with Obama back when he was a senator (no positive outcome for Mr Sinclair, he’s even received death threats):

And here’s Larry Sinclair’s press conference from 2008:

Then, there’s the video in which Joan Rivers casually tells a reporter that everyone knows Michelle Obama is trans and… it doesn’t appear she’s joking (Rivers died during a routine surgery a few weeks later… hmm):

Oh, I could go on for days. There’s so much more but it gets old. If you’re the curious type, get out of YouTube and into Rumble, Bitchute or even X/Twitter, which now features full-length videos along with more truth than anywhere else. But if you’re incurious, brainwashed, and fully sold on a certain story line, nothing I write here will convince you.

It comes down to this, in my opinion: all of them assholes at the top are demons. Any change worth fighting for will need to start at a much more local level. People need to get involved in their communities if they really want their efforts to enact change to bear fruit. I don’t understand why anyone gets bent out of shape over their demonic preferences for president. If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

Like I said, I don’t like Trump, but at least he didn’t start any new wars. It was obvious he had no real appetite for it or couldn’t see how to use it advantageously. I was glad for that, admittedly. It made me stop hating him.

On the other hand, Obama took us from two wars to seven, after receiving a freaking Nobel Peace Prize in 2009. Tell me that’s not clown world material. I don’t even know why I should be surprised, given how that other, earlier monster, Kissinger, who suggested the US should use tactical nukes regularly and who managed to make the US run out of bombs once (can you imagine?) as a result of carpet bombing Cambodia during the Vietnam war (altogether, the US dropped more than 2 million tons of bombs on Cambodia), he ALSO got a Nobel Peace Prize in 1973. That award is evidently just a mockery of peace.

The author of the article, Whitney Webb, is an amazing researcher and wrote a two-volume book titled One Nation Under Blackmail based around the whole Epstein crapshow and everyone involved. Highly recommended. Fortunately for her, she lives abroad somewhere in Latin America because I’m sure she’s on a few lists by now. For more up-to-date pieces from her and others, check out her website: https://unlimitedhangout.com/

So what’s your preferred flavor of End Times Tyranny: Trump or O’biden (aka Obama’s third term). And keep in mind that Biden is not the real Biden; we haven’t seen that motherfucker in years! What we are shown is a mix of CGI, masks and actors.

Of all those prophesying Obama’s comeback, I’m partial to The Master’s Voice Prophecy Blog. Listen yourself. It’s chilling. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d4A5-ZyZ_iA

I just hope they’re not planning to make cackling Kamala President because, I’ll take the Antichrist, thank you (no, I’m not serious, that will be hell on earth quite literally).

Here be monsters: the fun of applying to job scams

Hi, Indeed! I would like your help in researching a corporation in the Netherlands (literally). The name of the business is BigJob (name withheld for the blog post to avoid any extra fun for myself but check out the links for more info) and you can see their site at bigjob.con. Ideally, I like to research a potential employer and get a general assessment based on as many user reviews as is possible to gather from people who have interacted with the company or worked with them. Strangely, I can’t find much on Indeed and that’s why I’m reaching out directly for help.

I’m asking because, on April 28, I applied to a Freelance English Editor position posted by BigJob and almost immediately received a reply asking me to apply directly on the site (see application). It’s a 16-question assessment and the last portion is an editing test that takes some time.

Soon after I was done, I got an email from Senior Editor Michael Jones (tell me it’s a made up name without telling me it’s a made up name) asking me to read and sign a Contractor Agreement (which reads more like a Confidentiality Agreement). After that bit of excitement, I’d be able to join their Directory of Expert English Editors and Proofreaders and start getting assignments from project managers. Yeah.

But something felt off. Perhaps it was because Michael Jones’ email came from a document-signing platform (might also do other wonders, don’t know) instead of his company email. Perhaps it was simply the obviously fake name (if you’ve ever had to come up with names for characters, you already know it’s no easy task).

Ever had to come up with a fake name that sounds real? That’s how you end up with Michael Jones, Jennifer Smith and Mike Hunt.

I wondered, additionally, where was HR in all this? Did they even bother with having an HR department? Didn’t I merit an interview or, at the very least, a phone screening? No one seemed concerned with verifying who I was – how could a company afford to be so… either stupid or trusting? How come no one at BigJob had the time for a virtual face-to-face or voice-call with someone they were hiring? For all they knew, I could’ve been the first little step in a convoluted evil scheme to infiltrate the company and steal their proprietary AI API (I think that’s a thing)… or worse! I coulda been a contendah.

Part of my gut feeling had to do with it all moving too hastily for a job that—judging by the Contractor Agreement—presented itself as a pubic hair’s breadth away from requiring Top Secret clearance. On the other hand, their process for inviting editors (or anyone, really) to their Directory of Experts showed the lowest possible level of discernment.

Then, there was the following portion from Michael Jones’ email, which intensified my hunch exponentially:
If you have any questions, I’m here to answer them. I hope to see you in the directory soon.”
Next paragraph: “Because we’re busy, we have a promotion code for you: BJED75.” Emphasis all mine

Let’s, as they say, “unpack” this: the first bit was fine, no huge red flags… just closing off with the usual “I’m here for you, reach out if you have a question blablabla,” and he kept to the “I.” But then, in the next line, he stated “we‘re busy,” not only contradicting the previous “I’m here for you,” but also weirdly distancing himself by going from “I” to “we.” A real editor would know better than to change persons like that. I mean, I know it and I’m no Michael Jones, Senior Editor at BigJob. (And also, who’s Bridger?)

The part about being “too busy” made no sense and felt icky-awkward. Like someone had tried to kiss me and then, in front of others, pretended I had been the one going in for the kiss. It succeeded in giving the impression that I’d intruded even though they had initiated every interaction (except the application). And furthermore, why, pray tell, would anyone need a promo code to start editing and proofreading? What were they selling? Fake jobs?

Well, my questions were answered once I visited the Directory of Experts (intending to sign up) and saw I was expected to pay €100 to join and start getting assignments (hey! It’s a lifetime membership!). A hundred Euros?! No wonder I needed a 75% discount. Hey, hang on a minute! Unless some rule has drastically changed, no one is supposed to pay a cent in order to get hired (that’s called a scam). And 75% off is not such a great deal when the price tag for getting a job should be ZERO.

If BigJob had been upfront and honest, explaining their “pay to play” business model for contractors from the get-go , I still wouldn’t have agreed but at least I might not have felt scammed and suspected them of fraud.

I understood why it all happened in such a hurry: they don’t want “candidates” (targets) to have a moment to think while we poor fucks are still reeling from the lickety-split quick ride and feeling thrilled at the prospect of getting work. That’s why they make prospects (again: targets) jump through so many hoops in such a short amount of time (apply a second time on their site, complete an assessment, sign a Contractor Agreement, provide availability, and finally, read and sign the Guideline for Editors) but a subscription fee is never mentioned throughout any of it. That’s also why there’s no interview.

Friends and partners in unemployment, if there’s no interview, rest assured: there’s no job; it’s a scam of one sort or another.

I’ve always been told to beware of any job that requires payment. That they’re usually scams. Is there any job that can legitimately request a payment? Methinks not.

The more I write about it, the more I see it’s a con, a fraudulent scheme, a swindle, a hustle, a trick, a ruse, a big fat lie: think of how easy it would be for BigJob, when confronted later on by angry “editors” complaining of receiving no assignments after having paid to join the stupid directory, BigJob could just claim there was no demand for their particular expertise lately. And yes, indeed, I wrote to Indeed to alert them but… I got nothing but crickets back from them. They don’t care. They have their own legal scam to deal with.

Also, keep in mind there’s the “opposite” scam (I’ve encountered it a handful of times) where they reel you in with too-good-to-be-true, high paying remote jobs, then ask for your bank account number so they can send you funds to purchase the equipment you’ll need from their trusty “approved vendors.” Don’t fall for it. The funds are not real, it’s you who’ll pay for nonexistent equipment and your bank (who does not behave like a credit card company) will laugh when you ask about covering your losses. And, of course, there’s never any job, just a big blowjob in which you’ll be the sucker. You’re the job they’ll cash in on if you fail to notice there’s no elevator waiting at the open doors, beckoning, “Please, step right into my trap.”

Admittedly, I can’t be 100% sure that BigJob is a scam (there’s a 99.99% certainty) as hiring practices and standards constantly change to appease the workplace gods. They’ve emailed me about four times—still not using a company address but a service—to ask if I’m interested in this or that editing project but I’ve never replied so I can’t say if a fee was required at that point as well. In any case, it all smells and looks like fraud although, admittedly, it’s a very well-presented scheme and it all appears legit at first glance.

And, in this particular case, with the company not being in the US but supposedly in the Netherlands (although Michael Jones appears to be from the UK, another odd detail to add to the “smells strange” pile), it makes everything even more difficult to research. As I mentioned early on, there are hardly any user reviews from people who have interacted with the company or worked with them.

Fellow seekers, it’s all too easy to fall prey to job scams when you’re sick, tired and dispirited from the scourge of the job search. I know. I know. I know what it does and know it takes a heavy toll on your self-worth and mental health.

I won’t dress it up or talk it down. It sucks ass times a thousand and nobody wants to talk about it or hear you whine about it or give a damn about it. No one even admits they’re going through the worst rejection life can dredge up from the depths of a septic tank. It’s a scam all of its own.

I often feel like literally throwing myself in front of the next speeding car. I wonder if God is punishing me for something and all that jazz; I wonder if He’s forgotten about me. It has even made me wonder if there’s a God! But then again, I haven’t gone hungry, or cold, or homeless, my pets haven’t missed a single meal and I even feed the strays. Why would I doubt God’s plans for my life? There’s no war taking place around me. I’m such a fool to let silly demons take over my mind. So don’t you give up. I’m not. Write me a comment if you wish to commiserate, I promise to reply.

Be careful out there, peeps. Here be monsters.

Here there be dragons

PS- Scammers sometimes get scammed, too. Listen to this awesome true story (audio) of a scammer being taken for a looong ride. It’ll be half an hour in which you won’t think about the misery that is job searching. I promise. (If you prefer to “watch” something while listening, you can do that too. I’m all about options!)

Wherever I go, I am not there

The heat, I could cook a chicken under each armpit and roast a turkey between my legs. I could take it all off while walking to my corporate job and still feel encased in a thin sheet of black, non-breathable, 100% flammable Hefty garbage bags. “It’s the humidity.” “It’s good for your skin.” I could take off my skin and still not be able to take it. “It’s climate change.” This climate hasn’t changed since my first neuron burst into the scene (only to burn out a second later… from the heat).

The smell of the streets intoxicates, an Eau de Je Ne Sais Quoi concocted of sweat, vomit, resignation, excessive perfume, cheap and expensive aftershave, car exhaust, exhaustion, it’s all the same; we walk under a cloud of defeat, oppressed. I can’t see out of my own squinted eyes. All I see is glare. How can the beach look so beautiful when filmed yet, as I stand there, all I see is white heat (the kind that comes before the flash that ends it all), and an endless line of equally spaced dumpsters. Bigfoot jogs by in swimming trunks while another in speedos walks towards the molten metal of the water and boils in it. 

Why won’t the government do something about the temperature! As we turn into a cement patio or an island-wide parking lot, soon to be hosed down, somebody somewhere should propose a move: move the whole freakin’ island somewhere less inelegant, where one can dress in the morning and still look fresh an hour later, not like a wet bathroom mat with smeared mascara. 

We’ll claim to be climate refugees and beg for relocation. There’s space to spare in Canada. There’s room in that ice sheet known as Greenland. Of course, there’s room! I’ve driven through the US cross-country, and even the little square tippy-top of Texas takes 24 hours to get across and it’s all empty space and gas stations. I’m not saying Texas is the place just that there’s room.

The drivers are, as usual, the worst. No pity, it’s too hot for pity, honk if you’re burning. Sorry about the gridlock, we’re doing our worst because… the heat. The local insanity gets more catastrophic every summer – more accidents, more shootings, more of all the awful, less of what’s lawful, is there nothing good to report? The media made sport of all bad news, all the time, and here we are, with an eternal wire of “here be monsters” everywhere, in everything, and the joy of newborn kittens or strangers giving up a kidney for someone else to live makes no headlines.

A drunk young man crashed into my car from behind, destroying all hope that the worst year of my life would improve. The alcohol fumes smelled of waste and sadness in the blue steam of the night. Half of a front upper tooth was missing from my mouth and I cried and cried and cried and looked for it, looked with the deluded notion that it would be possible to Krazy Glue it until a dentist could be seen. The drunk boy was taken away in cuffs. And I went to a job interview the following morning with the broken piece of my life, front and center, for all to see and stare and wonder.

No, I didn’t get the job for simply being brave and showing up like a battered girlfriend. Battered. Now there’s a word. My tempura life, I’m fried beyond recognition even though a fake tooth promptly appeared. Root canal digging shards of white-hot pain up to the final nerve of the brain stem and, screw it. I don’t care. It’s still unfinished a month later because I can’t stand any more pain.

And then, a month and a half goes by. 

And the heat is even worse now.

And the car body shop owner flirts with me, made me curious, said yes to dinner at his house. A house like an oven turned to low; the fare? Fried plantains and Dominican sausage (literally, not metaphorically). The shirtless host, spotted with unsightly tufts of tight curlies all over the chest and belly, what was I thinking? Oh god, oh god, will we ever, any of us, understand what another wants, expects, hopes for, and aim to please? On his balcony after the refreshing hot grease of the meal, I smoked about six cigarettes, waiting for the right moment good night. I can’t recall a single thing we talked about.

Fail to see what made me curious once. The eyes? Dark green, eyes like an occult expert, like a brujo, a dark witch doctor with the answers you seek, but the eyes aren’t enough, not enough, you see, and the answers are incomplete, you know. Should I take off? The “ayes” have it.

I’m off like a prom dress, make like a tree and leave. Thank you for the sausage but there’s nothing to see here. Let me gather the remnants of my disintegrating integrity.  

I hate with the hate of the hopeless and helpless. Tired. So tired from ire, the fury of my omni-impotence (all powerless), an all-consuming, soul-deforming internal combustion burns a hole on the whole of my gladness, spoiler of delight, killer of joy, ender of the small explosions of awesome…  all the soothing turned to cinders, broken like a tooth, I’m dying from the heat, water pours from my pores. 

This is the end, a heat stroke of luck and no more. Reduced to a piddling puddle so paltry no one comes to mop it up. No yellow police tape, no one to say “nothing to see here” as there’ll be nothing to see… secretly pray for a magic stroke of else and other somethings: a stroke, a joke, my kingdom for a smoke, a fulminating, culminating, reverberating, life-abating heart attack, a SADS case to cause bewilderment and why didn’t the drunkard hit my driver’s door instead, land me in a coma, where I could lose weight without trying, six months or so, wake up in December to headline news: PR cooling, record lows, the roses are blooming, and there’s frost in the mornings… 

I’ll be waiting for you then and there as I am here and now and always.

Sadness, Guilt and Love…

On the left side, her little kitty is peeking over the wall

I’m not an official animal rescuer by any means but somehow, I end up being friends with cats, all cats everywhere are my friends (dogs too but cats are my fanclub and I am theirs).

At any rate, there’s a young female cat my mom and I have been visiting every day for over a year in order to feed her. There used to be more but they were male and you know how that goes.

This kitty gave birth a few months ago. We don’t know what happened to most of her kittens (only one survived and I adopted her) given that she lives in a large empty lot that has turned into a wild field and is encircled by a cyclone fence that we can’t breach. We were able to see from afar that she had at least 5 kittens playing around her at one point and then, in a matter of days, it was down to one. No one goes in there, so it wasn’t foul play, The place has been abandoned for years.

Miss Kitty has always shown up to meet us outside the fence at an empty corner of a supermarket parking lot. It took us over 7 months to be able to pet her so it’s been a slow process and of course, we love her. I believe she wasn’t even done weaning the first litter when she became pregnant with the second time (we did have plans to spay her but she would barely let us pet her and putting her in a carrier would’ve been impossible). She gave birth again in August, during the worst heat wave I’ve felt in years. Poor kitty. We could only show up once a day but we left water and gave her three cans of food to tide her over until the next visit.

Suddenly, two days ago, she did not appear when we called her out to meet us and eat. That had only happened twice before, while she gave birth, so we got worried. We are worried. But there was/is nothing to do except return the next day. Again, no show. Now we were really worried. I decided to show up a second time around midnight last night (dangerous perhaps, but I didn’t care). I brought tuna. Catnip. The works. I stood outside the fence and called and called and called until my voice broke and I just stood there crying. She wasn’t there. She wasn’t coming. She was gone.

I can’t begin to describe the infinite emptiness, the hole in the air cut out by the absence of that little white and gray cat. To realize that the last time I saw her, that was the last of it, and that I wouldn’t see her again…

And the guilt begins: I should’ve taken her while she was pregnant, except my mom felt that it would be traumatic for her to be taken from her home… so I stilled my impulse. And now, we don’t know. The not-knowing is awful. I can’t fathom how people go on when loved ones disappear, never to be heard from again. It marks a person forever, I suppose.

The realization takes hold that she may be gone (I can still have hope that she was taken by someone; it happens) but her kittens are still inside the fenced-off area, they’re about a month and a week old so maybe they are walking around in there, hungry and desperate, who knows where, and that is the task at hand. That’s what needs to be done now, squeeze under the gate, walk around the uneven, overgrown field (there used to be an underwear factory there long ago, in another lifetime), search, call, look around, without knowing where to even begin, and all the while, I will be missing her and will continue apologizing to no one in particular, out of instinct, I’m just sorry, so unutterably sorry, I love you, I’m sorry, I’ll take you home right now if you’ll just appear…

*It’s been a couple of weeks now since I wrote the above. Nothing new to add. My heart is still heavy with the hurt.

aspiRANT, aberRANT, ignoRANT

You know, for the life of me, I don’t get all the job postings for “Remote in such-and-such a city.”

Pray tell, how are employers enjoying the full benefits of remote hiring, in which the aim is (in part) to expand the likelihood of finding and recruiting the very best person for the job by removing location limitations, when those same employers have found a loophole to stay in the same short-sighted mindset as for on-site hiring?

My apologies for the long-winded question but I’m truly asking. Seems to me all the “remote work works!” celebratory dances we did ushering in a new era were a farce, make-believe, a bittersweet sham, and only under the duress of a pandemic or God forbid, what other fresh hells may come, will employers acquiesce to what must be an unspeakably painful leap of faith on their part.

Surely I can’t be the only one who resents the mockery this makes out of the hundreds of hours spent applying to remote positions when, in actual fact, almost no one is serious about hiring anyone who can’t be yanked into the office at a moment’s notice.

I’d like to be wrong but two looooong years of deep in-the-trenches research says “lol!”

Welp. I’ll be home if anyone needs the services of a copywriter, proofreader or translator.

(PS I reserve the right to regret this post.)

Another tasty spooky-time post…

Friends, I’m lost as to what spooky stories I’ve already posted. It’s all a hopeless mess. “Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. None may atone for my actions but me, and only in me shall their stain live on. I am thankful to have been caught, my fall cut short by those with wizened hands. All I can be is sorry, and that is all that I am.” Enjoy!

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This happened to me the summer I turned 11, and is one of the scariest, weirdest things I’ve ever experienced. I’d think it was a nightmare except at the end, there was another witness.

That summer, my parents sold our very regular, one-story house and bought a much larger, incredibly unique house in the next town over. The architect who built it used all kinds of old, reclaimed materials, and almost all of the windows were antique stained glass that came from England. The outside had wide, rough cedar planks instead of regular siding, and my brother and I learned early not to run our hands over them, or we’d get splinters. It was the coolest house I’ve ever lived in.

No My room was also huge. It had its own bathroom and a walk-in closet. There were two large stained-glass windows facing out towards the street, but at an angle—these windows were deeply recessed under the roof line. It was Florida, and this kept the scorching hot sun from shining directly in any of the rooms. When we moved in, my mom put my bed against the inner wall, facing the windows.

Again, coolest, most beautiful, most original house I’ve ever lived in. Our parents didn’t tell us about the house until the deed was done. Then they took us over there to see it, and we were SO EXCITED. It just seemed so huge and exotic and grand.

We moved in, and my brother and I spent the summer exploring the neighborhood (which was a lot older than the one we moved from, with a bunch of cool older houses in it) and trying to meet some kids. Which we did. And when we did, we found out why our parents got a great price. The guy who built the house, who was a well-known local architect who’d built quite a few unusual, unique homes in the area, was also a convicted pedophile. He built the house we bought not long after he got out of prison for his wicked deeds. All the kids in the neighborhood knew about it from their parents, and when they found out which house we lived in, oh boy. “YOU LIVE IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE.” “The guy who built your house is a pervert and went to jail for it,” etc. etc. We got big eyes at the pervert revelation but snorted at the haunted house one—since no one lived in the house before us what, exactly, was haunting it? I mean, it LOOKED like it could be haunted, but it was also technically brand new, reclaimed materials or not.

I also happened to read The Amityville Horror that summer, long before it was debunked as fake. I’ve always loved scary stories, ghost stories, stuff that scares people, and never felt especially scared or freaked out myself. But for some reason, that stupid fake-ass book scared the shit out of me, resulting in my developing some serious sleep issues that summer. It didn’t help that we were in a huge, strange house that I wasn’t used to yet, and also because the house had so much wood inside and outside of it that every room had a smoke alarm with a red light that was really noticeable at night. The one in my room was on the wall right next to the closet, and after reading that dumb book, I’d wake up in the middle of the night and see the red light and immediately think of Jodie, the pig-demon thing with red glowing eyes the daughter in the book saw, and I’d lay there thinking about the book and freaking out about the light. It usually took me hours to relax enough to get back to sleep.

This happened almost every night. Then, one night, I woke up needing to go to the bathroom, did it, get back in bed, and then lay there looking at that light and wishing for the millionth time I’d never read that damn book. It was after 2 a.m., the whole house is silent, and I was really not jazzed that the rest of my family was on the other side of the house, which isn’t that far in the daytime but seems like miles in the dead of night. Then I saw something in the window out of the corner of my eye, and holy god, there was what looked like a human head peering in the window at me. Two stories up, a head looking in.

OK, this next part is difficult to write because it was so fucking weird, and I really don’t like remembering it. The windows of my room were very large, a two-part design where the larger, lower half was a rectangle topped by a smaller sideways rectangle, intersected by a thick wooden frame. My mom put in shutters on the lower half and sheer curtains on the top half. Some parts of the window were clear like regular glass, some thick wavy glass, and some colored glass. When you looked through them, you’d get a distorted view of the outside, some clear and some not. So the head (or whatever it was) wasn’t easy to see, except as a shape. It kept rising up above the shutters like it was trying to see into the room, then would sink back down. I have no idea how long it was doing that before I noticed it.

My first thought was that someone was standing on a ladder, trying to see inside. But if that was the case, then either the ladder was propped against the window glass below, or the person was very tall. But then the head shape did something so horrible, so strange, I almost screamed out loud. It had been peeping up from below the shutters like a regular person would, but then it disappeared, and when it reappeared it was LOOKING IN FROM THE SIDE, like whatever it was, changed position and was suspended sideways in the recess. Which was impossible.

All thoughts of “weird dude on ladder” flew right out of my head, and bad, bad thoughts about demons and monsters flew in. I lay there in absolute terror, watching as the figure would appear and disappear, sometimes from the left, sometimes from the right, then most horribly upside down as if whatever it was was on the roof, hanging over and looking in. Except again, these windows were in deep recesses, and the head was right next to the glass, meaning, it was clinging (or god help me, floating) right outside. At some point I realized I could hear it as well; it made these faint scratching sounds as it moved around, sounding just like when squirrels scrambled around on the cedar planks. I couldn’t see any facial features, and it didn’t look like it had hair, but it definitely had an oval-shaped head.

I don’t know how long I lay there, scared to death and watching this *thing* look in my room, but then, having no idea what was happening, my brother walked in to use my bathroom. One of the less convenient features of this house was that his bathroom was actually located off the laundry room on the first floor, and HE didn’t like walking through a huge dark house in the middle of the night, so he used mine instead, which was fine with me and especially welcome at that moment, because it broke the strange spell. I screamed at the top of my lungs, the thing disappeared with a loud scratching noise like it had claws that slipped off the cedar planks, and my brother said, “What was THAT?” I started crying. “What WAS that?” my brother kept asking, and he was almost as shaken up as I was. He told me later that the minute he walked into the room he knew something fucked up was going on, as the hair on his arms stood straight up.

I spent the rest of the night sleeping in his room on his spare twin bed. The next day, we went outside and looked all around, but there was no sign of anything—no marks in the ground if there was a ladder; no marks on the side of the house; no evidence at all that something had been crawling around my window, trying to see in.

We never told our parents—they weren’t the kind of people who believed in the supernatural and would have dismissed it as a nightmare. And it was the kind of soul-scarring experience that would be made so much worse for being dismissed out of hand as imagination, when I knew it really happened. Nothing like it ever happened again. We lived in that house for years and everything was fine.

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The black telephone

Those of us old enough to remember when the phone was wired to the wall, usually in the kitchen, can relate to this story. I loved this read.

When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box.. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.

Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person. Her name was “Information Please” and there was nothing she did not know. Information Please could supply anyone’s number and the correct time.

My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer, the pain was terrible, but there seemed no point in crying because there was no one home to give sympathy. I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway.

The telephone! Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and dragged it to the landing. Climbing up, I unhooked the receiver in the parlor and held it to my ear. “Information, please,” I said into the mouthpiece just above my head.

A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear. “Information.”

“I hurt my finger…” I wailed into the phone, the tears came readily enough now that I had an audience..

“Isn’t your mother home?” came the question

“Nobody’s home but me,” I blubbered.

“Are you bleeding?” the voice asked

“No, “I replied. “I hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts.”

“Can you open the icebox?” she asked.

I said I could.

“Then chip off a little bit of ice and hold it to your finger,” said the voice.

After that, I called “Information Please” for everything. I asked her for help with my geography, and she told me where Philadelphia was. She helped me with my math.

She told me my pet chipmunk that I had caught in the park just the day before, would eat fruit and nuts.

Then, there was the time Petey, our pet canary, died. I called, “Information Please,” and told her the sad story. She listened, and then said things grown-ups say to soothe a child. But I was not consoled. I asked her, “Why is it that birds should sing so beautifully and bring joy to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on the bottom of a cage?”

She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, ” Wayne , always remember that there are other worlds to sing in.” Somehow I felt better.

Another day I was on the telephone, “Information Please.”

“Information,” said in the now familiar voice.

“How do I spell fix?” I asked

All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest . When I was nine years old, we moved across the country to Boston . I missed my friend very much.

“Information Please” belonged in that old wooden box back home and I somehow never thought of trying the shiny new phone that sat on the table in the hall. As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations never really left me. Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene sense of security I had then. I appreciated now how patient, understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a little boy.

A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in Seattle . I had about a half-hour or so between planes. I spent 15 minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now. Then without thinking what I was doing, I dialed my hometown operator and said, “Information Please.”

Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well.

“Information.”

I hadn’t planned this, but I heard myself saying, “Could you please tell me how to spell fix?”

There was a long pause. Then came the soft spoken answer, “I guess your finger must have healed by now.”

I laughed, “So it’s really you,” I said. “I wonder if you have any idea how much you meant to me during that time?”

“I wonder,” she said, “if you know how much your calls meant to me. I never had any children and I used to look forward to your calls.”

I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I asked if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.

“Please do,” she said. “Just ask for Sally.”

Three months later I was back in Seattle .

A different voice answered, “Information.”

I asked for Sally.

“Are you a friend?” she said.

“Yes, a very old friend,” I answered.

“I’m sorry to have to tell you this,” She said. “Sally had been working part time the last few years because she was sick. She died five weeks ago.”

Before I could hang up, she said, “Wait a minute, did you say your name was Wayne ?” “

“Yes.” I answered.

Well, Sally left a message for you. She wrote it down in case you called. Let me read it to you. The note said, “Tell him there are other worlds to sing in. He’ll know what I mean.”

I thanked her and hung up. I knew what Sally meant.

Never underestimate the impression you may make on others. Whose life have you touched today?

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I have a personal mystery. When I got home from uni and before I found a job I had a period of time where I stayed at my family home. Due to being home alone often during this time I tended to be the one who collected the mail and did odd home jobs. One day we had a particularly large amount of letters and parcel (for my brother’s birthday) and because two trips are for weak people I struggled and carried them all into the house. I managed to throw the letters onto the table but about half slipped onto the floor (this is important). Thinking screw it, I carry the box upstairs to the office and come back down to pick the letters up. Yet, when I come back into the kitchen there are no letters anywhere. Confused, I check every downstairs table and eventually the mail box. Nothing at all. Finally I go back into the kitchen and notice one of the kitchen chairs is slightly pulled out from under the table. I pull it all the way out and under the cushion on the seat is a neat pile of the letters. There was no one but me at home for a few hours before this. Utterly confused till this day.

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throw away account cause this is really personal.

My last semester at a certain college I was assaulted by a football player for walking where he was trying to drive (note he was 325lbs I was 120lbs), while unconscious on the ground I lived a different life.

I met a wonderful young lady, she made my heart skip and my face red, I pursued her for months and dispatched a few jerk boyfriends before I finally won her over, after two years we got married and almost immediately she bore me a daughter.

I had a great job and my wife didn’t have to work outside of the house, when my daughter was two she [my wife] bore me a son. My son was the joy of my life, I would walk into his room every morning before I left for work and doted on him and my daughter.

One day while sitting on the couch I noticed that the perspective of the lamp was odd, like inverted. It was still in 3D but… just.. wrong. (It was a square lamp base, red with gold trim on 4 legs and a white square shade). I was transfixed, I couldn’t look away from it. I stayed up all night staring at it, the next morning I didn’t go to work, something was just not right about that lamp.

I stopped eating, I left the couch only to use the bathroom at first, soon I stopped that too as I wasn’t eating or drinking. I stared at the fucking lamp for 3 days before my wife got really worried, she had someone come and try to talk to me, by this time my cognizance was breaking up and my wife was freaking out. She took the kids to her mother’s house just before I had my epiphany…. the lamp is not real…. the house is not real, my wife, my kids… none of that is real… the last 10 years of my life are not fucking real!

The lamp started to grow wider and deeper, it was still inverted dimensions, it took up my entire perspective and all I could see was red, I heard voices, screams, all kinds of weird noises and I became aware of pain…. a fucking shit ton of pain… the first words I said were “I’m missing teeth” and opened my eyes. I was laying on my back on the sidewalk surrounded by people that I didn’t know, lots were freaking out, I was completely confused.

At some point a cop scooped me up, dragged/walked me across the sidewalk and grass and threw me face down in the back of a cop car, I was still confused.

I was taken to the hospital by the cop (seems he didn’t want to wait for the ambulance to arrive) and give CT scans and shit..

I went through about 3 years of horrid depression, I was grieving the loss of my wife and children and dealing with the knowledge that they never existed, I was scared that I was going insane as I would cry myself to sleep hoping I would see her in my dreams. I never have, but sometimes I see my son, usually just a glimpse out of my peripheral vision, he is perpetually 5 years old and I can never hear what he says.

EDIT (24 hours after post): never thought anyone would read this, I changed a line so that it no longer seems that my 2 year old daughter bore a child.

I have never seen Inception or the Star Trek episode so many have mentioned (but I will eventually)

I will not do an AMA

I’ve had many PM’s describing similar experiences and 3 posters stating such experiences are impossible, I’d say more research needs to be done on brain functions. Pre-med students, don’t assume you know everything.

A few have asked if they can write a book/screenplay/stage play/rage comic etcetera, please consider this tale open source and have fun with it.

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Rizzybear:

this is pretty creepy. i used to get bronchitis often (every 2 or three months) and one time it was particularly bad. i had friends checking in on me making sure i took my meds regularly and one friend made a lot of echinacea tea and made sure i drank it regularly.. i have no memory of this time. during that time i lived a completely different life. it wasn’t ten years though just a few weeks. up until i got sick i was very unhappy with life in general. very depressed a lot of the time and even suicidal. my best friend had died recently and basically my whole life sucked and i could not find ways to fix it.

during these few weeks where i was “out” i managed to find ways to fix most of these problems. my friend even came back. i was super happy, met a great girl. huge promotion at work. EVERYTHING was better.

one afternoon my friend and i were hanging out at our favorite bar and i realized i hadn’t shown him any of the tattoos i got while he was dead. i went to show him the one i got in memorial of him and it was literally dripping off my skin. as were all the other tattoos i had gotten since his death. at that point it occured to me that he was dead.. that i somehow had a child with this woman i had met a few weeks ago and that the bar we were in was abandoned and empty and lined with cobwebs which i had noticed before but it didn’t seem weird until just that moment.

that whole existence ends there in that abandoned bar.. no more story there. i assume this is when i started walking around on my own again but i still have no memory of that either. in fact i have no memory of anything for a week after i “woke up” and started walking around again. during that week my friends tell me i didn’t speak or make eye contact. rarely ate in front of anyone (they left food out for me. they came back to an empty dish. i didn’t die.. i must have been eating.) i have no memory of any of this. my first memories kick back in while im at work.

it was difficult to cope with this. to finally get all this weight off my shoulders and finally be happy again. to finally put that part of my life behind me was the best feeling i’ve ever experienced. and then to wake up and find out that’s not real is hard. it’s hard to accept as reality. Every night you go to bed expecting to wake up in that dream world and learn that bad world was actually the dream. never happened.

this was three or four years ago now. sometimes when i’m really stressed out little pieces will creep into dreams. the dripping tattoos for example. but the one that haunts me the most is every once in awhile i will have a dream where im on the couch with my son (the same from above) and my wife is in the kitchen doing something. the phone rings and i answer and it’s my current girlfriend. she asks what the noise is and i say “thats my son” and as soon as i say that it becomes obvious to me that she isnt the mother and shes not my wife in the kitchen. then i wake up.

i know its my stupid brain screwing with me but something in my head that i cant quite explain KNOWS that this is reality that hasnt yet come to pass. or a reality i missed the turn for. its SO real. its actually caused some problems between myself and my girlfriend because in the back of my brain i know someday i will meet my wife and this is temporary.

i’ve had doctors try to tell me im making this all up.. its pretty scary for someone to come up and explain almost the same thing without ever hearing me explain it before.. like this could be an actual thing. i feel for you dude. i cant explain how painful it is to lose something that great. and then have to try to explain to yourself that you never had it to begin with.

i have a question though.. do you ever run across things like that lamp “in the real world”? does it terrify the hell out of you? years later i still have moments where i think i see something glitchy like that and the anxiety is instant. like im about to lose my reality again.

wow dude. scary day now. thanks for posting this. i’ve never talked about this before and its somehow comforting to write it all down

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Two days after my grandfather died, the neighborhood security guard knocks on our door on a Sunday morning. He told us: ‘An old man came to your house earlier, knocked on your door for half an hour, and finally left. When I asked him what he wanted, he told me he needed to say goodbye to someone he had never had the chance to meet.’ We were all stunned, had no idea who this old man was, or who was he looking for. When the guard came in, he shouted: ‘That’s the old man!!’ pointing at a picture of my grandfather. My entire family froze for a minute. I’m not 100% sure if the guard was telling the truth, but I almost like believing that my grandad wanted to say goodbye to my newborn sister, before resting in peace.

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When my family hit hard times we had to move into a small house where our uncle had recently shot and killed himself. He had done this because of his depression after his wife had overdosed on pills, and died the summer before. It all happened so quickly that when we moved in there was still a bit of blood in one of the rooms. But on the third or fourth night of living there, my sister and I, who were sharing a room in the tiny house, were awake in our room playing video games at around 1-2 in the morning, when someone knocks at our door. We didn’t think anything of it and shouted for whoever was outside our door to come in. No answer. Another knock. We stop and stare at the door and another knock comes, the doorknob does a full rotation and snaps back as if someone turned it and let go very quickly. I get up and open the door expecting to see one of my other sisters or my mother, the only other people in the house. I opened the door and stared into an empty hall way. I walk down the hall and peek into the other bedroom, my two younger sisters and my mother are both fast asleep.

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I have a really good one that is actually true; it happened to me. This could have been a dream, but I testify to this day that what I saw was a ghost. So here I am, a young buy who awoke in the middle of the night. I am currently sharing a bunk bed with my brother, and I am on the top bunk. I look out into my living room and notice everything is dark, however there is a person in an evening gown dusting my fireplace mantle. The woman was slender, which threw me off guard because my mom is obese. I yelled out ‘mom?’ To the person dusting the counter, and the person turned around. It was not my mom, but some older woman. Suddenly, she shrieks and her face becomes severely deformed. It was like that shit you see in horror movies, like ridiculously scary especially for a young kid I blink my eyes and she was gone. I somehow went back to bed, and the next morning I went to my living room and noticed that even though the tv was off, there was something ‘written’ on the screen. It said: ‘Do not be afraid.’ The text slowly faded, and no one else saw it. As a young boy, this was, and still is, extremely terrifying to me.

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I still have fresh memories of this.

When I was very young, about three or four, I remember having a friend named Alli.

Alli lived with me and I would play hide and seek with her in the back yard. Alli was a year older than me. Alli loved my mom but wouldn’t stay long enough to meet her.

My mom didn’t believe I had a friend named Alli, I kept telling her, and my mom first got a very white face and told me stop, and Alli isn’t real.

Well one night Alli told me she had to leave, so she did. Never heard from her again.

Fast forward to when I was 16, and mom told me that before I was born I had a sister named Alli, and she had passed away due to complications (idr what the problem was, something about her lungs I think).

My mom tells me that it was probably all a coincidence since a divorce was going on during that time and I wanted a friend.

But I still remember everything about Alli, and I refuse to believe it was all pretend.

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I have four little cousins who never got to meet my grandfather—he passed before they were born. One morning, they ran downstairs for breakfast as they usually do. As my uncle was getting their food ready, one pointed to the fridge and said ‘that’s him!’ My uncle, not thinking much of it, said ‘who?’ and looked over. They were pointing at a picture of my grandfather that they never got to meet. My cousin responded ‘The man that comes and talks to us at night until we fall asleep sometimes!’

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When I was in high school, my family had to move from central Texas back to West Texas for my dad’s job. We were under a lot of stress and other family issues at the time as well, but that is besides the point. My sister and my mom were painting the upstairs walls as we got the house to get ready. My mom was on the wall to the far right, there was a blank wall in the middle, and my sister was on the far left. I was downstairs packing up things into boxes. Anyway, suddenly, my sister comes downstairs (she is older than me) looking scared out of her mind. She asks me to come upstairs. On the wall in between them, for no apparent reason, this ‘writing’ appeared. Looking closely enough, you can see it was not written by accident, but rather by broad strokes made by a human hand. Problem is, the handprint is too big for any of us three to make it. The longer we stayed in the room, the more freaked out we got as we realized that nobody was playing a prank on anyone else. I still have no explanation to this day of what it means.

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A few years ago my brother would get a call on his cellphone around 2:00 – 3:00 A.M. every night. He would answer and it was this hellish sounding noise. Like static mixed with screams. He changed his cell number after a month of this and it stopped.

Then after a week or so it began again. The exact same noise. Exact same time. Finally one day he decided to backdial the call. It was an old man that had no clue what he was talking about. Still the calls persisted. If he didn’t answer, it would call a few more times. No messages were left.

He decided to say screw it. Ended his contract with his phone company, switched to a new one, and then got another new number. You guessed it, the screaming static calls continued after a short delay. By this time he was terrified every night. Unsure why this was happening. He backdialed the number again and got a different person.

Around this time he lost his job and his phone. The calls stopped of course. His phone was disconnected now. So one day my mom asks me to listen to this weird message she got on our home phone.

It was the static screaming. We showed my brother and he was freaking out. He backdialed the number again and it said the number was disconnected this time.

Never heard from it again after that.

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When my sister was young, my parents got her a personal “phone” – a landline so that she could feel ‘special’ (yes, she was extra spoiled). It was a pre-paid landline though, so basically no one could call in or out if she ran out of credit, much like a mobile phone. Anyway, every night at 3am her phone would ring. She said there was a man on the other line, and she would get really scared and come running to my room. It escalated to the point that I asked her to please disconnect her phone before going to sleep because it was becoming extremely annoying to get woken up every single night by this ‘person’ that called her. To be honest, since she was about 10, I thought it was just these stupid scary movies she liked to watch. Eventually she just got rid of the phone.

In any case, I recall this stopping. A few years ago we were talking about it, and she confessed that her phone continued to ring even after she disconnected it, which is why she said she didn’t want it anymore. She has no recollection of what the person on the other end was saying, or maybe she’s just completely blocked it out.

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A few weeks ago my girlfriend and I were sleeping together, when I woke up to her saying “What are you doing?” She sometimes talks in her sleep, but this sounded so coherent and urgent that it jolted me awake and I asked what she was talking about. She then woke up and said she thought she saw someone at the end of the bed. Thinking it was just a dream, or semi-awake hallucination, we thought nothing of it and went back to sleep. About an hour later, I woke up and saw someone standing on the bed, with the sheets wrapped up and twisted to their neck. I didn’t know what do but the first thing that came out of my mouth was “What are you doing?” My girlfriend then woke me up. I had been dreaming the exact same thing that she did, and said the exact same thing.

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My friend and a few of his college buddies were going on a ghost hunt, and had heard about some graveyard where children murdered by their mother had been buried. The graveyard was located off the main road, so my friend parked his car on the side of the road, and the group (5-7 people I believe) got out and followed the small path through the woods for a couple minutes to get to the graveyard.

Once there, nothing exciting happened for the first 10 minutes or so, and they had tried everything the website or wherever they heard the story told them to do, with nothing resulting. They got bored, and being typical, inebriated college kids, started taunting the supposed ghost of the mother. This continued for a few minutes before they tired, and decided to go back to the car as one of the girls had to go to the bathroom.

Once they got back to the car, my friend, the sober driver, tried opening the handle without unlocking the car because he hadn’t locked it in the first place, but found it locked. He attributed this to bad memory at the time. The group drove home, laughing and talking like normal. After he had dropped all the others off at their homes, he went back to his own house. He got in at the same time as one of his roommates, who stopped and waited for him to pull in. The roommate had his phone out, and shined the light in the window when his friend pulled in as a joke. What he saw was tiny, baby sized handprints all over the windows. As soon as my friend got out, he went into the house without saying a word to the roommate. The roommate, confused, went back to the car and tried to rub one of the handprints. They were on the inside of the window.

To this day, my friend will not speak of his drive home after he dropped off his other friends, and has since sold the car without ever driving it again.

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True story. My best friend died of cancer back in 2002 – we were incredibly close in every way and we spent the majority of our free time together. Almost a year after she died, I was in my apartment sleeping and my phone rang around 3 am – I had one of those sony ericsson t610. I was very groggy and picked up the phone from my nightstand and looked at it – I saw it was my friend’s number. I immediately became alert and awake and answered the phone very curious. I said hello a few times but all I could hear was very loud static for about 30 seconds. Eventually the call ended. At this point I was freaking out and called the number back only to get an automated recording that this number was out of service. I then called her mother’s house to see if possibly her older sister may have had my friend’s old phone and might have called me by accident, but there was no answer at my friend’s mother’s home. Come to find out the remaining family was away in Miami. After they came home a few days later, I took the phone to them and showed them the call log and they were in disbelief. They went to my friend’s room and got the phone out of the drawer where it had been sitting for months.. battery stone cold dead.

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My house was built in 1904. It is a single family home, wood frame setting on a concrete block foundation. I have been living here for about 12 years. Of all the weird things that my siblings and I have seen or heard in this house this one event is my favorite. This happened to my brother. About ten years ago my brother and his best friends had started a garage band playing mostly ‘Spanish rock,’ alternative music but in Spanish. His friends could only get together on Sunday afternoons. They would practice into the early evening, they would usually call it quits by 8 pm, this was the time I usually showed up and went to bed, cause I worked the graveyard shift. This happened in late fall, so the days were getting shorter, they had just finished a long session when the decision to head to someone else’s house came about. My brother handed his car keys to his buddy so they could load up the equipment, every one had filed out of the basement, the tricky part was that they needed to walk all the way to the back of the basement, up the back stairs, through the kitchen doorway down the hall into the living room and out into the front porch. Everyone was outside sitting in my brother’s truck waiting for him. My brother was walking up the backstairs when he remembered that he had left his pancakes in a to-go container sitting on a speaker in the basement. He made the decision to go back. Now the basement is not clean, with full sight lines, there had been partitions made, and the boiler and main heating unit are right smack in the middle. So after my brother walks back, he is about to retrieve his food container, when out of the corner of his eye he sees it.

It is a shadowy figure, right at his peripheral vision, this feeling of dread and uneasiness washed over my brother. We had been taught that if you are in the presence of a spirit or ghost and you felt a bad vibe, to say quick prayer or to cuss at it. My brother chose the latter, he basically just told it, ‘Hey fuck you, I don’t have time for this shit.’

My brother started to walk to the back of the basement and briskly up the stairs, closing doors and turning off lights as he was walking out, the last light switch is on the opposite side of the front door… Luckily the door was open and the light from the street lamp was flooding the living room with its amber light. My brother said he felt something at his back, but at no point did he turn around, as he flicked the last switch the living room went dark, as the rest of the house. As he stepped out he pulled on the door closing it behind him, still holding his food container in one hand he jogged down the few porch steps, he walked towards the front gate…our house resides far from the main street, essentially having a large front yard but no rear garage. As he closed the gap between himself and his friend laden truck he kinda smiled and thought things over in his head, mad at himself for spooking out when there was no reason.

He climbed into the drivers side of the truck, putting on his seat belt and getting ready to pull out of the parking spot directly in front of the house, when one of his friends asked, ‘Hey wait what about your brother, isn’t he coming with us?’

My brother answered, ‘What do you mean? He went to work early tonight. He is already gone, do you see his car anywhere?’

The next question they asked, ‘So then who was walking behind you when you were leaving the house?’

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This happened to me when I was a junior in high school. It was December and it had just started snowing that evening. My best friend and I were in debate and getting ready for our state qualifiers, which were the next day. We were writing our cases and as usual, at each other’s throats over the details of the cases. It was a stressful, tense evening. We finally finished our cases at about 3am. Then, we went to my room for the night.

Almost as soon as we get into my room, we hear what sounds like the water turning on in the other end of the house. No big deal, probably my parents, I think. Then, we hear the front door open. I told her, “I bet mom woke up and wanted some fresh air.” It made sense. I really thought that’s what it was. Until we heard incredibly heavy footsteps in my living room, headed for my room. They were NOT anyone in my family’s footsteps. Then they stopped. My friend and I looked at each other and were both freaked out, just standing, frozen in my room. We walked closer to each other and the footsteps started again, but this time they were running toward us. We both flipped. We grabbed each other’s hands, out of fear, and my bedroom door flew open. We both looked at the door. Nobody was there. We ran to the bathroom that’s connected to my room. I closed/ locked the door and stood against it. When we finally got the balls to do it, we sprinted to my parents’ room, crying and hysterical. We obviously startled my parents awake. They said neither of them had gotten up. My dad grabbed his gun and looked outside. No tracks in the snow, anywhere around our house.

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My brother once lived in a flat in downtown Mt. Clemens, MI. The Clem was known to be a hot spot for “baths” back in the depression era and was booming with activity. Nowadays it has some run-down parts, this is where my brother rented his flat. It was a giant old raggedy house which was now separated into multiple odd apartments. Anyways, long story short, he always admitted to odd experiences, cupboard doors opening up, things missing, but one peculiar oddity was that he was always missing boxers/underwear from his drawer. He admitted that he thought his house was haunted and that the ghost had a crush on him. Never anything violent or disturbing, just odd things.

Later on he starts dating his future ex-wife. She starts coming around and he notices that the oddities begin to increase. New oddities began to occur, his girlfriend would always find her shoes (which were left on a mat inside the apartment) outside the door on the patio in the morning. She’d always comment to my brother to stop putting her shoes outside, he had an idea of why but didn’t want to frighten her… besides, it wasn’t hurting anyone right?

Well, things started getting worse, he comes home from work and his girlfriend was staying there while he was gone, claims that the stove burner kept lighting itself, she’d walk into the kitchen and it would be lit, she’d turn it off and shortly later it’d be lit again. Then, one night my brother wakes up in the middle of the night and sees his girlfriend sitting at the end of the bed, not just sees but feels her near his feet, staring at him. He calls out for her to come back to bed, she doesn’t respond so he calls out louder telling her to come to bed and asking what’s wrong? His girlfriend then asks what he’s doing, he turns and she’s sleeping next to him, he turns back, no one is at the end of the bed. Now, he’s freaked out but doesn’t want to scare his girlfriend from coming over his place.

A few nights later, they’re both sleeping and he wakes up to his girlfriend screaming. He looks over and she’s sleeping but thrashing around holding onto her neck. He doesn’t see anything so he starts yelling and shaking her to wake her up, after a few shakes she wakes up crying and terrified. She starts telling my brother about how real her dream felt that a woman was strangling her telling her to get out, that she doesn’t belong there and to leave her man alone. Her neck had red marks on it, possibly from herself trying to ‘defend herself’ but they believed it to be from something else. My brother then comes clean with her, then decides to do some research and find out that the address that they live in was an old brothel back in the day that the rich bathers used to stay in. My brother lived in that house for a few more weeks before he could locate a new place, she never came back to stay the night though, and he never experienced anything aggressive while there. Still, kinda fucked up though. I know my brother and I can tell when he’s lying, this shit was legit and when she talked about it, you could see how shaken up she was.

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This is a story I do not often tell. I promise, sincerely, that this has scarred me for life and although I have looked into psychological explanations for what I heard and natural explanations for what occurred, they remain unsatisfactory.

When I was a child, I was scared of the dark. I swore to my mother I heard voices in it. They were not evil, but they were not familiar and so they scared me. It was not uncommon in the middle of the night for me to wake up and hear ‘whispers’ as I would call them when asking my mom. She figured they were just ‘bumps in the night’ and typical kids’ nightmare material. I tried often to explain to her that it was more than that, that they sounded different from one another the way people’s voices do.

On some nights I would get so scared from these ‘whispers’ that I would sleep in my mom’s bed with her. It was an added bonus that the bathroom was directly outside of her bedroom door for my late-night tinkles.

I should add at this point that when walking out into the hall to go to the bathroom, you looked directly down the stairs that would lead you into my living room on the first floor (as my mom’s bedroom was on the second floor).

On one such night, around Christmas, I awoke and felt the need to relieve myself. I walked out from the door and distinctly heard the phrase ‘Look!”‘and to my astonishment, a red light, almost like a spotlight, was cast upon the wall at the very bottom of the stairs. The light had no other source, it was by itself, and I was transfixed by it.

Being a little kid, and it only being a few days from Christmas, I KNEW what this light was. IT WAS SANTA!!! How else could he get into my house to know I was being a good boy. I was so excited I began walking down the stairs to greet him, picking up my pace after the second step as it began to creep off the wall and fade into the darkness in my living room.

That’s when I heard him. A very strong, masculine voice. Different from the first. Not at all like my father’s (not to say he isn’t masculine, it was just distinctly different). It said “Stop! Right now. Go back up those stairs.”

I listened, turned around, and what happened next I am not sure I would believe if someone had told me this same story. After reaching the top of the stairs, I heard a very loud CRASH that sent me running back to my mother’s bed where I jumped straight under the covers and stayed there the whole night.

When we awoke the next morning, the poinsettia lights (little Christmas flower lights that glowed red) my mother had put on the railing down the stairs were pulled straight down to the bottom of the stairs, some broken from what seemed like a forceful tear, laying in a single pile. The dry sink in my living room had fallen from the wall. My mother could not explain it! My father was worried we had been the victims of a home invasion. My sister was crying.

There was nothing missing, nobody had broken in, there did not seem to be any reason this had happened. And then I saw it, and I kept quiet about it because I was so afraid that I could not force words out of my mouth.

There, on the edge of the wooden dry sink which had been facing up, were three indentations where the finish on the wood had been worn, almost as if in a forceful grip. Something down there had GRABBED IT AND THREW IT DOWN. That was what the bang was.

I was mortified. After that day I never heard a single voice again. I do not like to imagine what was waiting downstairs for me that night, if it was anything at all, but I can tell you that the reality was that something had physically acted upon two things in my house near the bottom of that stairwell.

After this, I had never heard another whisper again. Which is sad, because in some ways I would have liked to thank the man (masculine energy?) that had stopped me from going down those stairs. This happened when I was 7 (or 7 and a half! as I liked to say at the time).

I am 20 years old now, and because of this incident I am still afraid of the dark. ESPECIALLY shadowy stairwells

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We moved into a new house a few months ago. As we were in the process of purchasing the house, the renter who was living in it died unexpectedly of natural causes in his mid-40s. He died right in the middle of the living room.

Shortly after, we move into the house, and almost immediately our 2-year-old daughter starts talking about the ghost that lives in our house. Now let’s be real here—she is 2 and 2-year-olds are VERY impressionable. Halloween had recently passed, and she had this Halloween-themed picture book that she loved to read, so it’s entirely possible that all this talk of ghosts was just coming from looking through that book on a regular basis.

Still, she was always telling me that the ghost was in her playhouse in the basement, or that the ghost was on the stairs, or that the ghost was standing in the corner. She never seemed to be afraid of the ghost, and considered him to be her friend, so I wasn’t all that concerned even if there really was a ghost haunting our house. If he’s a nice and helpful ghost, it could certainly be a lot worse. I would often tell the ghost that he was welcome to stay if he wanted to, but he was also welcome to go if that would make him happier. I was about 30/70 on the ghost being real and she could see and talk to him versus the ghost being just her imagination fueled by her Halloween book.

… until one day, when we were going out to the car to go to daycare in the morning. It was still dark out and rainy. My daughter told me that the ghost was on the back deck, and then she told me that today was the ghost’s birthday and she wanted to sing him Happy Birthday. Once again, I mostly disregarded what she was saying, as she is birthday obsessed and has in the past made us sing Happy Birthday to Mickey Mouse, a bowl of fruit snacks, and the bathroom. So we sang and wished the ghost a happy birthday and went on with our lives.

Later that day, out of pure curiosity, I looked up the obituary of the man who had died in our house.

And wouldn’t you know it? It was his fucking birthday

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This is a story I have never told anyone, because, well, even I think I sound a bit crazy for telling it.

Back-story-time: Me and my then girlfriend(let’s call her Audrey) went to see a movie a couple years ago(Transporter 3…?), we both smoked at the time and were collectively out of smokes, so on the way to the theater we went to grab a pack. Because of this we were a bit late to the movie, and never had the chance for a pre-flick cigarette.

Anyway, we saw the movie, and niggerfaggots on our way out, a friend(call him Mike) of ours came up and asked if we wanted to join him for a smoke. As we walked out of the building Audrey took the plastic off the pack we just bought, took out a smoke for the both of us to share, and tossed the plastic into a trash can. As we stood talking to Mike, a guy came up to us and asked Audrey for a smoke, and she told him we were smoking our last one. This guy didn’t take kindly to that, and started shouting about how she’s lying and how she has no right to lie to him. We offered him a “sorry dude” and tried to walk away. Then things got messy. He grabbed Audrey’s wrist and wouldn’t let go, and started shouting “what the fuck” and such things. Now, I’m not going to let someone harm the person I love, so I stepped between them and grabbed the arm he was using to hold her. Then, before I knew what was happening, I had a horrible pain in my throat and stomach, my coat was getting wet, and Audrey was shouting “STOP! STOP! STOP!” I also heard Mike saying “What the fuck” and “Oh my god.” Then, I started feeling what I could only describe as exhaustion, and I no longer had the strength to hold my head up. As my head was dropping, I saw the red all over my coat and the knife the guy was holding. My vision started going black and sounds became muffled. As I felt gravity overcome me, I heard a single sound, coming from all around me, like it was the only thing that had existed. It was Audrey, calling my name for help, just once. The instant after I heard her, it felt as though the universe began to shake, a mid range hum took over my ears, and all the black became a flash of blinding white.

Then I was inside the movie theater, next to Audrey, with Mike apologizing for startling us so badly. We were apparently “white as ghosts.” He then asked us if we would join him for a smoke, and Audrey quickly declined. We left the theater, without saying a word to each other. I decided to break one of my own rules and asked Audrey for a cigarette when we got in my car. She took them out of her jacket and put the plastic-less pack on the dash in front of me. I began shaking when I opened it and saw a single smoke missing. Audrey let out the most fearful scream I have ever heard in my life when we drove past a guy walking through the parking lot. It was him. She insisted she stay the night at my house.

When we arrived at my place, we turned on all the lights and just cried in each other’s arms. I asked her about it the next morning, and she confirmed it wasn’t all in my head, but that was the extent to which we ever talked about it. And I’m sure this experience is what led to the end of our relationship, things got too intense between us after this.

tl;dr: I died in front of my girlfriend and we went back to a checkpoint moments before.

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was standing on the deck of the ship speaking with a fellow Marine. He was eating some candy orange slices. These guys:

When he got to the last one, he offered it to me, saying he didn’t want it. As I am not a fan of sweets, I declined, so he tossed it over the edge of the ship. About 10 ft down, it turned into an orange butterfly and flew away.

Let me repeat that: A candy orange slice turned into an orange f*cking butterfly and flew off. Something similar to this butterfly, except more orange and less yellow:

Did the other Marine see it? Indeed he did.

Maybe a butterfly happened to fly right by at that moment and it was an optical illusion? Except, we were in the Indian Ocean… far, far away from land and butterflies.

No, it makes no sense. None whatsoever. Sure, I could be lying… but I promise I can think of a large number of more believable, less randomly bizarre stories if I wanted to make crap up.

After 12 years, I just accept it is just one of those things I’ll never really understand or make sense of.

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Back in the late 1980’s, early 1990’s, I was married to my (now) ex-husband and we had 6 children together.

We owned one of those Toyota mini-vans, the kind with a pointed hood and a door on the side that slid open. It seated exactly 7 people but we used to cram 2 of the younger ones into 1 seat using 1 seatbelt, so technically they were all seatbelted whenever we went anywhere.

Having a family that large meant that when we went out for day trips like to the beach or something, it was more practical (and cheaper) to pack a small portable Weber grill and bring along hotdogs, burgers, carne asada or something that could be quickly grilled and eaten, than to stop somewhere and buy pre-cooked meals for ourselves and the kids. We also had a huge igloo thermos (the orange kind you see strapped on to the backs of work trucks) which I would fill with Kool-Aid and ice and which the kids would fill paper cups up with throughout the day to stay hydrated.

So my ex-husband had some very unyielding ideas about most subjects. One of them was that he did not drink out of paper cups and he did not eat out of paper plates, like all the rest of us did. We always had to bring a regular plate and a regular glass for him to drink and eat out of whenever we went anywhere.

Back in those days, Tupperware used to make these drinking glasses out of whatever Tupperware is made of (plastic? rubber? neoprene?) and you could purchase a set of 4 in the color of your choice. My ex mother-in-law LOVED those glasses. She had sets in all kinds of colors. And when my husband would go over to her house, he would sometimes grab one of her Tupperware glasses, fill it with whatever beverage she had in her fridge, and bring the glass home, saying he would return it on his next visit.

Now there was one glass that he brought home that he never returned to her. Reason being is that he brought it into the backyard and after he finished drinking whatever was in there, he gave it to the kids to use in their sandbox. It was the perfect shape for a turret on a medieval sandcastle! The kids would fill it with wet sand and use it to form intricate details on their creations. Eventually, it became one of the main accessories of their sandbox. It was always left outside, along with a garden trowel, a plastic shot glass, some colorful rocks, used popsicle sticks and other miscellaneous decorative material to beautify their sand castles.

After months of this Tupperware glass being left out in the sun, it gradually started fading in color. It had started off a kind of peachy orange, but after being exposed to the sun and other elements, the plastic started looking mottled and blotchy. The blotches had faded to a near-white color, but there were other areas on the glass that retained the original peach/orange, and others that had faded to gradient shades of pink, peach and orange. It was very distinctive looking.

Eventually, I guess the glass made its way back into the house and was washed and put into the cabinet. And one day in prepping for a beach outing, I grabbed the glass and threw it into a bag that contained the fixings for a family picnic/lunch.

After a long day at the beach, we started heading home. I had put all the leftovers and stuff inside a large bag and stuck it inside the back of the minivan. The kids were all strapped into their places, my ex-husband sat in the driver’s seat, and I got into the front passenger seat.

We had just gone through the Gaviota tunnel and were on a small stretch of the 101 Freeway North heading towards our exit, when we passed a guy walking along the side of the freeway, dressed in raggedy clothes. He had long hair and a walking stick, and was probably in his early 30’s.

My husband turned on his signal light and stopped on the shoulder of the freeway.

Me: “What are you doing?”

Him: “That guy looks just like Jesus!” (Meaning the Christian Jesus Christ, not a Hispanic person named Jesus).

Me: “Well he has long brown hair and a beard and moustache. Most white guys that fit that description probably look like Jesus. Not that anyone knows what he really looked like.”

Him: “Well just in case… I’m gonna see if he wants something to eat and drink! It’s hot outside and he’s in the middle of nowhere!”

I sigh. “Okay. I guess.”

He gets out, opens the rear door, takes out some food, gives it to the guy, then gets the mottled peach glass and fills it with Kool-Aid. I hear the guy thank him, he sounds totally grateful. He downs the Kool-Aid in a couple of big gulps, then I hear my ex-husband say, “Here, let me pour you some more. It’s hot out here.”

He pours him another glass of Kool-aid and then I hear, “No, that’s fine. Go ahead and keep the glass! You’re welcome.”

He gets back into the car, starts it, merges back onto the freeway, and we pass the long-haired bearded man in raggedy clothes. The man holds up one hand to say goodbye/thanks.

I say to my ex, “Why did you give him the kids’ sandcastle glass? That was the perfect thing for them to make their sandcastles with!”

“They can use something else.”

“So could he! Why didn’t you just give him a paper cup? He’s probably going to just throw that glass in the bushes as soon as he finishes the Kool-Aid!!”

“No he won’t!”

“What do you mean, he won’t? He’s not gonna want to walk around carrying a glass everywhere he goes! I can’t believe you did that! That was the kids’ favorite thing!”

“Can’t you understand that was Jesus we just saw walking the earth?!! Or at least an angel??!! You need to stop being so damn selfish, Maria. Everything is always about you.”

I groan and sit back in my chair. We rode the rest of the way home in silence.

When we get home, after the kids all exit the car and take turns jumping into the shower, I go to the kitchen to put away the stuff we took on the beach trip. I get the Igloo cooler and dump what’s left into a pitcher and then turn to the sink to fill it up with soapy water so I can clean it out. That’s when I see it. In the dish drying rack is a Tupperware glass, originally a peachy-orange color that had been left out in the sum for months and as a result, had turned a blotchy white/pink/orange/salmon/cream. There could not be another one like this in the world. And I had just seen my then-husband hand it to a long-haired bearded guy walking down the 101 Freeway not 45 minutes ago.

Nobody believes this story and I would not believe it either if I had not seen it (and touched the Tupperware glass with my own hands) myself

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I’m hesitant to tell my tale to the world but I know every word of it is true.

I will begin by stating, I do not believe in ghosts, spirits, the undead, an afterlife, god, allah, satan, etc. I believe wholeheartedly that all of my experiences in my old house have a rational and logical explanation. I just have no explanation.

In 2005 just after being discharged from the US Army, my wife (ex wife now) and I moved into my deceased grandparents house. Aside from a rental tenant or two, it had mostly been vacant since my grandparents died several years earlier.

We arrived to find much needed renovation. I had just left the Army and was still being paid due to having a significant amount of leave time (vacation time) and my wife was able to get a job very quickly. So we decided to temporarily live with her parents while I worked on the house everyday.

Eventually we moved in. At first, everything was normal.

I still remember the first night she woke me to tell me I didn’t turn the lights off in the living room. “But I wasn’t even in the living room.” Regardless, I hopped out of bed and shut the light off.

The next time it happened, I returned to bed only to be nudged awake again. “Matt why didn’t you turn the light off” demanded an angry wife. “I swear I did. Was I dreaming?”

This became a regular occurrence. Go to bed, awake to see lights on all over the house. Go turn them all off, return to bed. Awake an hour later to find lights on again.

Probably an outdated electrical system. The house was over a hundred years old. It was doubtful my grandparents did any serious work on it since the 80’s.

Oftentimes, I would come to bed after my wife. I am a stickler for a closed bedroom door at night. Even in a house where I’m alone. Just hard for me to sleep with an open door. Many nights I would awake to find our bedroom door open. Nothing earth shattering there. Old, drafty house. Likely the wife had gotten up to use the restroom and didn’t close the door upon returning to bed, etc. But still, just as the lighting, many nights found me getting up multiple times to close the door.

Now for the “wrestlers.”

The house was two stories with the upstairs being a single bedroom with a larger room to the side. In older houses, it was common to have bedrooms separated only by a wall and a door-so one bedroom would open into another. This was the layout of the upstairs area. Given the fact that my mother was an only child, I suspect the adjoining room was a play room/living room type area for her.

One night as my wife and I were lying in bed-not yet asleep, we heard footsteps upstairs. If you’ve ever lived in an apartment with an upstairs neighbor, you know the sound. I immediately ran upstairs, and turned every light on, opened every closet door, looked behind every door…Nothing. No one was there.

I returned to bed. The footsteps continued. I ran upstairs several times that night and never found anyone.

This continued almost every night-to a point that we just accepted it and stopped acknowledging it (several months after it started.) Then it got loud.

I prefaced this part by teasing “the wrestlers.” The reason is because once we began to ignore the footsteps upstairs, it got very, very loud. I once remarked that it sounded as if wrestlers were wrestling in the upstairs room. It was loud and it sounded violent.

Many late night sprints up the stairs, still I found nothing but dusty carpet, bad wallpaper, and mismatched furniture.

All of the above became routine for us. I never found a culprit for any of the occurrences we endured nightly.

Over time, our marriage crumbled to something that resembled the old and forgotten dust embedded in the 70’s era shag carpet that covered the upstairs floors. In an instant, my wife was gone and I sat alone in a house that seemed to hide something unexplainable.

My mother suggested the occurrences in the house were my grandparents making it clear they were unhappy about the woman I had brought into their house. But again, I don’t believe in these things. Besides, even long after my wife was gone, the occurrences continued-only they were much worse. Doors slamming shut, lights turning on and off so rapidly it seemed as though someone was manually manipulating the switches, and the rumbling from upstairs…that was so loud that I honestly believed the ceiling would fall and crush me to death.

Every night….night after night, lights, doors, violent wrestling upstairs.

One night my upstairs guests were particularly loud. Loud to a point that honestly frightened me. More so than ever before. But I had had enough. I calmly walked upstairs, turned the overhead light on, sat in the middle of the floor and said “you can no longer torture me. If you are here to frighten me, I’m no longer afraid, if you’re here to cause me harm, get on with it.”

I sat in the upstairs room all night. I never slept. I didn’t leave. I sat. It was as quiet as could be.

The following night, I sat in the living room watching television when the upstairs wrestling match began. But this was different. This was like nothing I had heard before. This sounded like the universe being ripped apart. This was new. This was terrifying.

The wrestlers then began to move down the hardwood stairs. They…it, whatever it was, was coming downstairs. “Did I taunt this thing? What’s about to happen?” I wanted to run away but I couldn’t stand. I couldn’t move. Maybe it was just fear that paralyzed me. But I was physically unable to stand. Whatever was coming, I had to face it.

I watched as the door separating the living room from the stairs was violently beaten and kicked. I could tell someone…something was trying to open the door. It seemed like, someone was on one side trying to open the door while someone on the other side was holding it closed.

Unable to move a muscle, I only watched.

After what seemed to be a lifetime, the door burst open. The thing, the being that I saw defies any and all logic. My best description is the thing I saw was right out of central casting from Star Wars’ Tattooine. The scene in the bar where all the strange looking creatures are enjoying themselves…this thing came right out of that. The first thing that I noticed was how this thing moved. It didn’t run or walk. It wildly flailed its extremities in every direction. They moved so fast it Was just a blur.

As this thing moved toward the door that would exit my house, it’s face looked at me for what seemed like hours.

It’s face was leathery with metal tube covered eyes that resembled ship portals. Like a steampunk nightmare. It had various tube-like things protruding from all over its head.

It stared at me for what felt like an eternity. While its body and appendages were a blur, its head was, in the words of Samuel Taylor Coldridge, “as idle as a painted ship, upon a painted ocean.”

The horrid, muted screams that emanated from this creature were beyond my ability to properly explain. Imagine a large group of people with taped mouths being tortured. Something like that.

As the creature approached the door, it began violently kicking and beating the door. Its feet left the ground and its body levitated only to repeatedly kick, pound, and throw itself into the door.

For the entire episode, I was unable to move…hell I couldn’t even blink.

Finally the door was opened and the thing vanished into the night. I sat for hours, still unable to move.

When the morning came, I still sat, wide awake trying to comprehend what had happened. I was not under the influence of anything. I had not been asleep and dreaming.

Eventually I left the house. I stayed away for a few days. ”Did I have a psychotic break? Is this due to the stress of divorce? This can’t have been real. None of this is logical at all.”

After a few days I returned to the house. I brushed my teeth and went to bed as usual. As I laid in bed, I awaited the nightly wrestling. I wondered how soon I would have to get out of bed and turn the lights off again. But more than anything, I wondered what I saw just a few nights earlier. What was that creature? It certainly wasn’t human, but I don’t believe in spirits, ghosts, monsters, etc. So what the hell was that thing? “It had to be a dream, right? None of this can be real…right?”

Eventually I drifted off to sleep. Upon waking the next morning, I immediately realized I had slept through the night with no upstairs wrestlers, no lights to turn off, and no doors to close. The morning was oddly peaceful.

I went to work and went through my daily routine. When I returned home that night, the house was the same but something was different. I had dinner, watched a little television and went to bed. I laid in the dark waiting…nothing. The house was quiet. It was just a house now.

Several months passed before I moved on to another house in another state. But for the rest of my time in that house, I never saw or heard anything unusual ever again.

For a few years now, a man and his wife have occupied the house. Occasionally I ask my mother if they’ve ever reported anything strange to her. Nothing.

Prior to my moving in, a woman rented it from my mom. According to my mom, the woman described often seeing a man wandering around at night. When she described the man, my mom showed the woman a picture of my grandad. The woman said “that’s the man I see walking around in my house.”

I don’t expect anyone to believe this is anything more than an attempt at a good story. But I guarantee this is 100% true and happened exactly as I’ve described.

Nothing about it is logical. Nothing about it is believable and yet I lived it. I still think about it everyday and wonder what exactly happened in that house.

Anyway, that’s my story. If you read it all, thank you.

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One night I was at my cousin’s house in Los Feliz, right at the bottom of the beginning of Griffith Park in the Hollywood hills. It was your average twenty-something party in Los Angeles. My cousin and her husband worked in film. One guy was in a band (of course!) and one wrote for High Times and another for the Los Angeles Times. Me, I was in mortgages, exciting – right? The night began to wind down. So, the dude that wrote for high times magazine – we’ll call him James. My cousin’s husband- we’ll call him Red. And the Los Angeles Times writer, we’ll call him Bruce. So it was me, Bruce, Red and James on the balcony. Before they put up a skyrise next door – my cousin had an amazing view of the city at night and it was only 4 stories up so I could enjoy myself. I don’t like heights. It was getting very late, around 2am. James lit a joint and we all whispered about the quiet and beauty of the night. We were in the dark as to not wake up my cousin – Suddenly we heard loud clopping coming from up the hill, from the Griffith Park entrance. It’s a horse!?! At 2am? We can not see it, only hear it. Clomping. A galloping horse getting closer. We were all straining to see it. So you have Red, my cousins husband from Chicago. He’s the sweetest man ever and he always looked out for me like a big brother when I lived in LA. You have Bruce. 6’4 beautiful black man with long dark hair and gold chains. Also, sweetest guy I know. Cuddle bear type. James – James was from the Philippines and very quiet. Solid guy though. And me, I’m a Mid Western girl from the woods. I know the sounds of a horse. This one was galloping down the hills towards us. None of us were frightened- people ride horses in Griffith Park. Not this late but it’s possible. You hear that it’s haunted up there by the Hollywood sign but everywhere is haunted. You don’t think of these things or worry. We weren’t even high really and we had switched to water awhile ago. There was 4 of us and we know what we saw. Finally the galloping is getting closer. I knew in a few minutes I could see this horse. I felt like a horse was on the loose. Then it reached the streetlights. Perfect view. We stood like statues, complete shock. It was some sort of man. It’s looked like a very sick man, his skin was see-thru green and you could see veins and things – almost like he had translucent skin. His hair was fire orange – like Ziggy Stardust- he was thin and strange but it was his body…he was bent backwards – think opposite naruto run. Leaning back but not in a way anyone could and run. The front of him was running but his legs were bent like a flamingo’s. His knees inverted. He wore nothing but dirty white baggy pants. At first I thought he was wearing loud boots but as he came down the street we could see they were hooves. I’m not kidding. It was terrifying. There was another thing we all agreed on later was that there was this extreme primal thing about this creature- like it was after something but it wasn’t us. But it has the worst face. Translucent skin stretched over a knee – cap looking. Sharp teeth and black eyes. I would not have noticed the black eyes but as it galloped by James sucked in air really quick – no words but like when someone startles you and you suck in air and clutch your chest? He did that. In a split second the thing stopped on a dime, turned its head sharply and looked right at us. No one moved. We all held our breath. Los Angeles is a big city. Hundreds of balconies and buildings. We should not have been visible. We were in the dark. We were floors from the street. All James did was gasp quietly, but this thing turned its head like it was sniffing us and then look right at us. It paused as if to size us up and then galloped away but when he galloped away – it made no sound. We were all a wreck til dawn. James and I would not walk down to the same street to get our cars. Bruce lived next door and didn’t want to leave. We stayed huddled in a circle all night terrified it would come back. We refuse to ever talk about it now but that night we did. For James – he thought it was a ghost, maybe someone who got murdered in the hills? Because the creature was so bent strange. Bruce said where he comes from you don’t look at or talk to the dead. You also don’t laugh at the dead. I related to that. I’m Catholic so I also just wanted nothing to do with it. I don’t deal with the dead. The thing is – I’m not sure if I feel like it was a ghost. It wasn’t see through like a ghost it was see through like he had see through skin and we could see veins and things. Red agreed with me on that. Had to be a creature of some sort. Had too, plus it had hooves. We are afraid to talk about it because we feel like that will give it power. I know that sounds weird. For years I had a hard time on that street at night but we never saw it again.

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Q-Funeral workers:

What’s the weirdest request you’ve gotten regarding a deceased person?

A-I’ve requested for years that my wife take my remains somewhere where basically nothing is illegal, and have me taxidermied.

I want the full treatment, stuffed, wrong color, mismatched eyes, one of which should be lazy, and posed like your classic stuffed wild bear.

Years/generations down,

“Hey, little Timmy! Do you wanna meet your late great great great great grandpa joe? Oh, YOU DO?! Then, run straight up into the attic and immediately turn on the lights.”

And there, I’ll be. Terrifying the next generations, as the elders should.

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My grandmother had a poltergeist living in her old farm house.

She called it Blackbeard for some reason she never explained and it had one particular trick it used to play on her.

The angrier she got at this thing the more it would do its trick. It infuriated my grand mom.

At the hallway where the phone was plugged into the wall, there was a writing desk with a pad of paper and a pen.

The entity loved to steal the pen. Now I know your thinking that people misplace their pens and pencils all the time. But this was different. My grandmother was constantly buying new pens for the house as they never turned up anywhere, and she would swear that she would stand up mid phone call, turn her back and the pen would be gone!

Anyhow batty old woman your thinking.

One day many years later me and my cousin decide to check out the attic on this 100 plus year old house. We first needed to remove the ancient wooden slats that covered the small access stairs. Then remove all the nails to open the actual hatch in the ceiling. All in all about half an hour to gain access to this room which had about 2 inches of dust covering everything. The room clearly hadn’t been occupied in many decades!

We found an old school desk, the type with an ink well and a drawer on the seat.

Opening that drawer we found 247 pens inside.

Grandma laughed her head off when we told her and then made some disparaging remarks aimed at Blackbeard.

Edit: before anyone says rats did it, let it be known that we don’t have rats in Alberta where this happened. The largest house rodent is a deer mouse. Not large enough to pack away items. And cats were kept for that type of critter!

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My parents thought they were just going to have one child-me. My mom had my brother the summer before I started fourth grade. I was *relatively* okay with this. My mom had a c-section, and her mom came to stay because my baby brother was freaking huge and my dad had to get back to work.

People were very generous, and lots of gifts were sent to the hospital. One gift included a helium balloon with a rainbow on it. The first sign of trouble was when I woke up and the balloon was in my room with me. This was odd since I slept with my door closed, but I figured it must have gotten in before I shut my door, or my grandmother opened my door to check on me or something.

The next day the balloon was floating over my brother’s crib.

The third day I was in the shower washing my hair (with the bathroom door closed and the shower curtain also closed) when I turned from the faucet and the balloon was in the shower with me. My screams woke the baby. My mom was furious with me. She locked the balloon in a closet. That night, she woke up and the balloon was over her.

When she woke up in the morning the balloon was still in the closet.

That morning, my grandmother went outside with me so I could swim. We had a small deck off of an enclosed porch, and then stairs leading down to the pool. I was standing on the diving board, facing the porch when I saw the porch door (screen door, so it opened out instead of in) open. I thought my mom was coming out.

It was the balloon. It turned on the deck, so the rainbow was facing me. Then it started WALKING down the stairs, like a human. The balloon didn’t just float from the deck into the yard like a balloon, it went down each step like a person or animal climbs stairs. I was screaming from the point the balloon came out instead of my mom. My grandmother joined the chorus.

The screen door opened again. This time my mom ran out with scissors. She had been standing in the kitchen looking at my grandmother and I through the window and saw the screen door open and the balloon go out. She chased the balloon down and as she stabbed it (over and over and over) that balloon SCREAMED.

A little backstory. My mom’s brother completed suicide a couple of years prior to this. Oddly, my brother and I favor him to an insane degree. Not only do we physically resemble him far more than we do our actual parents, but we apparently have his mannerisms, gestures, and patterns of speech although I spent very little time with him as a small child and my brother was born after his death.

More backstory. He killed himself in a work truck. My family decided to have the work truck crushed. The work truck did not agree. First it refused to crank. Then it almost killed someone as it was loaded onto the flatbed tow truck. Then as they loaded it onto the crusher it cranked and almost ran over someone else. My other uncle also reported seeing a weird creature standing on his staircase, staring at him silently, for a couple of years after his brother died.

That’s mostly the end, except my brother has had a lifelong fear of balloons. Oh, and that my own daughter was born on the anniversary of my uncle’s death. And one day, when she was a preschooler and we got a cat, she turned to me, smiled, and said “I’m going to name it Rainbow. You need to know that the rainbow was never going to hurt you.”

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I was recently staying at a wellness resort retreat in the desert. I don’t want to say the name because it’s truly delightful, but it’s like one of those place where white women go to do yoga and eat organic food and get Ayurveda massages. They also have a lot of things there that would maybe be considered mysticism. They have spiritual healers, reiki, crystal work, etc. You can like paint on a horse. IDK, lots of spiritual stuff.

So I’m there for a few days with my mom and a friend, and we’re staying in a casita, where there was like the main house, the guest house, and a courtyard between them, all inside a walled metal gate.

A big part of being there is you do lots of spa treatments and activities and healing and stuff on your own schedule, so you’re alone a lot, even if you came with other people, just because your schedules don’t overlap. In my alone time, I did a lot of trail running. I just went out in the desert, it’s super isolated and go for an hour or so. On my last run though, I just kept getting these feelings like I was being watched. It’s the desert, so there’s big rocks, and brush, and I kept looking back over my shoulder, or I would go around a corner and like brace myself that I was going to have to fight. And then nothing. General desert creepyness.

So that night, I’m asleep in the guest house, and I wake up to drumming. Like a legit drum circle drumming with rhythm. And my sleepy brain is like, okay, this is a weird place, sure, there could be a 1 am drum circle. So I lay there in bed, listening to the drumming and I’m getting more and more angry. Like the emotion was pure rage. When people say they see “red”, that was me. So I’m in my pajamas and I like crawl out of bed, and like angrily stomp on my sneakers and the only thing I can come up with doing was to go outside and yell STFU. I cannot overestimate, how not in my right mind I was – just completely filled with rage. I would never stomp around a luxury resort yelling at people to shut up but I was filled with such a rage I was like a woman possessed. I realize how crazy this sounds. But I was ready to walk into the desert in only my pajamas to stop this drum circle.

So I leave the house and I stomp over to the gate to exit the courtyard and go outside, and the moment I put my hand on the handle to the gate, this voice spoke to me really calmly and clearly and it goes “the thing that’s trying to lure you outside in the dark is not the thing you want to meet.” And it’s like it broke the spell. Like a switch flipped, I went back inside, and laid back down in bed. I went from being like red hot to ice cold. And the drumming had stopped. No sound. Nothing.

I asked everyone the next morning, I was like, what was with that drum circle, and no one had heard anything. I checked the resort schedule, and there wasn’t anything scheduled. I have no explanation. But I’m glad I didn’t go outside.

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When I was about 14 I went down to San Antonio with my family and a buddy of mine. We were staying at a hotel that was right next to Six Flags Fiesta Texas. Since we were staying at the hotel they gave us free tickets and early access to the park, which was awesome. So me and my buddy go in and we are basically the only people there and maybe a few other hotel guests. Now my buddy was terrified of roller coasters, so I basically rode all the rides by myself that day. After about an hour I decided I want to ride the Rattler which is an older wooden roller coaster. (Basically the same as the Texas Giant) I get up to the coaster, there is no line so I go straight to the front cart. I thought I was going to be the only one riding but another young teenager walk up and asks if he can sit with me at the last second. I say sure, no big deal. We both strap in, but the cart attendant only checked my seat to see if it was secure. However, I just thought if you checked one side, both sides were safe. So the ride starts all is good, the coaster was fun. When the ride stops, me and the teenager get off the ride and I tell him, “take it easy” and he does the same. I walk out of the ride in front of the other passenger toward the little area where it shows you the picture it took when going down the big fall. I walk up to the screen to wait for my picture. Since it was early no one was working the counter to buy the pictures, but they still showed up on the TVs. Like I said before it was just me on the ride before the other teenager got on at the last second. When the picture finally showed up, I about pee’d my pants. It was JUST ME in the picture. No one was sitting next to me…It was an empty chair. There wasn’t a glare, there wasn’t anything that would have obscured the teen sitting next to me.

I ran back up to the top of the ride to ask the cart attendant but I guess they had switched shifts or something because it was not the same person. I looked all over for the kid around the ride and throughout the park the rest of the day and never saw him again.

One of the craziest things that’s happened to me. I will forever believe in ghosts because of it.

I wish I could have have bought the picture at the time. Even in the years afterwards I have researched to see if there were any accidents on that ride or if there’s were any weird deaths before the park was built. I have found no information on the kid I rode with or of any accidents there.

Still gets me just thinking about seeing that picture that was taken.

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This story originally forced me to take a break from selling real estate, and it’s not something I would like associated with my name. That being said…

A few years ago, I was helping an old friend sell a house out in Morrison, Colorado. For those who don’t know Morrison, it’s this teeny-tiny, quaint town adjacent to the beginning ridge of the Rocky Mountains. My friend’s mom had cancer and died in the house. His father, distraught from her death, got bloody drunk the night after and accidentally tripped and fell down a steep cliff while walking his dog Bono. The dog survived. Unfortunately, his father broke his neck and died.

Fast forward a few months, I’m doing a preliminary check on the house’s condition when, in the kitchen, a knife literally was flinged out of the silverware drawer, right towards my foot. I narrowly dodged a trip to the hospital. I felt it was a freak accident and carried on with my inspection.

That afternoon, a fierce snowstorm came through and essentially closed down the one-way dirt road out of town. I called my buddy up and he gave me permission to stay in the house on the condition that “Sleep wherever, but don’t sleep in my parents’ room. The house sometimes makes noises during snowstorms and it can get pretty loud.” He explained it had to do with the piping running right under his parents’ bedroom.

Sure enough, around 3 AM, I began hearing pipes. Well, it didn’t sound like pipes, but someone moaning.

“Gehouh, Geh out, GET OUT!”

The voice sounded like a demon and scared the living wazzoooo out of me. I ran outside and slept for the rest of the night in my frozen car.

The next day, I wake up and find scratch marks along the side of my car. Inside, the house is trashed. Just destroyed, with no sign of break-in whatsoever. I call the police and my buddy and explain what happened.

Because of the events and the fact I was now a person of suspect, I decided to handoff my duties to my partner. That is when things got even weirder….

A week later, my friend called me from a rest stop.

“I’m not sure how I got here,” he told me over the phone.

Apparently, he had sleepwalked five miles in the middle of the night to this stop. I thought he was losing his mind, until he told me this after I picked him up:

“You know that piping sound I told you about? I don’t think that’s the pipes. Maybe I’m going insane, but I think the house is haunted. My grandfather always used to clamor about that back in the day before he died of a mysterious heart attack. And I’m starting to think it’s the reason why my dad fell down that ravine.”

We drive back up to the house and go inside. At this point, I’m debating whether I need to get my friend to a shrink or get him out of this house. I tell him, “Hey, let’s stay at my place tonight.” Suddenly, the floors started shaking and a loud “GET OUT!” violently echoed through the hallways.

My friend doesn’t react. Meanwhile, I freak out and run for my car. I drive home, sleep it off, and call my friend the next day.

“What are you talking about? You came over, we played cards, and you left. Nothing out of the ordinary.” How did my friend not remember what happened the night before? I tried convincing him over the phone, and, later, over coffee that was anything but the case.

After our conversation, I never heard from my buddy again. I tried reaching out, but he ignored me. A year passed and I saw his obituary in the news: He had died from a brain aneurysm at the age of 38.

That day, I decided to take a break from the industry and went on sabbatical to India. I’m not sure whether he went crazy, I went crazy, or the house was demonic. And I’m not sure I’ll ever get those answers.

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This happened to me 15 years ago while backpacking in Peru with a friend. There were a lot of backpackers in the region, and we quickly discovered a lot of them came with the sole intention of doing lots of drugs. We were both straight edge at the time so we generally avoided befriending these types. I think they were lured by the legends of ayahuasca and other ancient psychedelic rituals, but it’s widely known these experiences are not readily available to tourists.

We were in Cusco, which is the ancient high-altitude Inca city where you head off on the Inca trail from, and were staying in a youth hostel in a mixed dorm. We befriended a guy about our age- I think his name was Nick. He was American, and immediately recognizable as the shady tweaker archetype. He had a scabby shaved head and those really unhealthy, almost transparent teeth. But he was friendly so we chatted with him when our paths crossed. He was always in his bunk, on his laptop. He said he was just resting until he was healthy enough to get on a plane back home as he had partied too hard recently.

At this particular hostel, power went on and off on a schedule. There was always electricity via generator but there were only hot showers in the early morning and late night (like after one am). I had pretty terrible altitude sickness since we arrived and decided to stay up late to shower hoping it would help me feel better. Altitude sickness is kind of like mild nausea and being slightly stoned at the same time. While I was showering I heard Nick come in and ask “Who’s there?” I answered and we bantered for a minute. I heard him enter a shower as I finished up.

I had forgotten to bring underwear so I got dressed from the waist up and donned a towel for the walk back to the dorm room. The hostel was an adapted colonial courtyard building, pretty typical for Cuzco but it means you have to use exterior terrace walkways to move between rooms. It’s really cold in Cusco at night and I remember immediately after leaving the shower room feeling dizzy. I had to close my eyes and grip the doorway for a second so I wouldn’t fall over. Right when I was starting to feel okay enough to move again I felt a giant whooshing around me. I opened my eyes and realized all the power, including the generator had shut off. It was pitch black and absolutely silent all around me except for bright flashes of light. Like lightning bright even though I could see the stars and there were no clouds in the sky. I called to Nick if he was okay but there was no answer and no shower running so I assumed he’d left before me.

I started feeling my way down the walkway, carefully holding my towel in place. The lightning or whatever it was, stopped. When I got to the dorm door and began to unlock it with my key, I heard a body hit the tile walkway floor behind me with force. I looked back and made out the figure of what I assumed was Nick, apparently having a seizure and writhing on the ground. He was making a gurgling sound and by the time I got to him his mouth was oozing vomit. He was completely naked and soaking wet and I started yelling for help. I still couldn’t see much in the pitch black but I will never forget his eyes- it was the first and last time I had seen the eyes of someone who is alive but not really there. I rolled him on his side but he kept choking. I was petrified but he kept grabbing my hands and trying to talk to me through clenched teeth and the vomit. He was saying something but it was really fast and not any recognizable language I knew. I looked around and kept calling for help but on instinct started trying to clear his throat with my hands. I had to pry his teeth apart to reach into his mouth (I couldn’t tell if he was biting me deliberately or still seizing) and found that aside from the vomit, something was very wrong with his tongue. It was too sinewy and moving insanely fast. And then it wrapped around my fingers and GRIPPED THEM TIGHTLY. I could feel it tightening until it hurt. I screamed and jerked away, and started sobbing. He was still looking at me (but still not there) and I could just make out his tongue lashing around outside his mouth, thin and long like a… snake’s tail. My brain clicked that he must have somehow swallowed a small but very much alive snake. I was so confused by it but that was the only logic in the moment that I could have arrived at.

At that point some hostel staff came running with a flashlight and a phone and started yelling in Spanish to whoever was on the other end. He yelled at me “What did you take? Injections? Pills?” He rattled off names of drugs I had never heard of before. I said I don’t know, I just found him like that. I think they see their fair share of overdoses and he seemed more annoyed than shocked. When I looked back at Nick in the new light of the flashlight I realized his mouth was empty, save for some foamy vomit. There was literally no sign of the snake. I told the hostel staff man that there was a snake in there and pointed to Nick’s mouth. He looked at Nick’s mouth and saw absolutely nothing. He seemed extremely angry at me for being what he assumed was high and unhelpful. I realized then that my towel had fallen off and was semi-exposed. I think the hostel guy felt bad for me and just told me to go back to my room without any other exchange. I got into my bed still wet but put my headphones on and shivered until I passed out.

The next morning, I woke up late and alone in the dorm. Nick’s stuff was still there and when I made my way to the dining room people were talking about what happened to him. It was mostly just gossip but when everyone started speculating what he took I just froze. My friend noticed I was turning white so we excused ourselves and left. She tried to grill me on what I knew and I told her I had found him, that he was seizing and vomiting, but I could not for the life of me tell her about the snake. I still have not told her to this day because as time passes I feel less inclined to even believe myself. I don’t know if I’m afraid she’d call me a liar… it’s just so unfathomable. But I will never forget the feeling of a snake wrapping around my fingers and tightening until it hurt. Maybe this stupid gringo was tricked into thinking he could have some psychedelic transcendent trip by swallowing a live snake?

We left the next day for our week long Inca Trail trek to Machu Picchu as planned. We didn’t see Nick around and assumed he was still at the hospital. When we returned from our trek to pick up our packs we stored there, I saw Nick’s laptop in the storage room on top of a bag. I asked the attendant what happened to the guy those belong to and the receptionist said “he not coming back.”

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My husband was on life support in a coma. He was not expected to make it and had to be brought back multiple times.

I was by his side, beyond distraught. He was by far the ‘sickest’ person in the ICU — too sick to transfer to another hospital.

Other people who had family in the ICU rallied around to support me as it really didn’t look hopeful for him, and my pain was obvious.

One family, in particular, helped me a lot. The grandfather of that family had had surgery on his foot, but it’d gone wrong. They ended up amputating his foot, which then got infected. He ended up dying. But even after he died, his daughter stayed in the ICU to help me.

When my husband finally woke up, he told me he had been walking the halls with some guy who was missing his foot.

That guy told him it wasn’t time to go yet and that his daughter would wait with me until my husband woke up, but that he had to wake up soon.

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Edit: it was suggested that I add a warning and I think that’s a good idea. This can be triggering and unnerving – don’t read it if you’re not in the right frame of mind to process it in a healthy way. I didn’t share this to frighten people. I shared it because I think it’s important that we’re aware of the dangers that we can’t see.

I don’t know that I believe in black magic but I lived through something I can not explain. And it was devastating.

My ex was from Central America. She was literally born in the jungle – her mom went into labor while foraging for various fruits. Carrying her newborn, the mom made her way through the jungle back to her little village. Out of nowhere, a sinister looking old lady appeared. Even though the old lady smiled and seemed very drawn to the infant, the mom had a terrible feeling. Refusing to let the old woman hold the baby, she began “speaking in tongues,” waving her arms and hands wildly and then said in Spanish that the baby was cursed with The Darkness and would not live to the age of 30 and that she’d come for her someday. The mom began running away and as she ran she said the old lady shouted that evil would never be far from the baby. When she got settled a few days later, the mom visited a “brujita” (a witch) to counteract whatever curse was put on the baby. The brujita told her to put breast milk in the baby’s eyes 4 times a day for as long as she was lactating and to pray to San Simón for protection while doing so… I was told this story over and over by my girlfriend and her relatives. It was very interesting but I thought it was just a crazy old woman (I also thought she may have been speaking a dialect as opposed to “speaking in tongues.”). My girlfriend started behaving very strangely. She seemed distracted, edgy, angry, anxious – you name it. She’d wake up in the middle of the night and wake me up and say, “she’s here – she’s watching us – she’s not a lady – she was never a real person.” Weird as hell, right? My girlfriend dove into heavy drinking – the only way she could find some peace. But she became someone else when she was drunk – literally, it felt like I was living with a stranger. She began setting up little alters around our home with candles and religious objects – praying to San Simón to protect her. She also had hidden altars that creeped me out when I stumbled upon them. I felt she was in the grips of major mental illness until a few things happened that forced me to consider the reality of everything. I’d wake up in the middle of the night to voices in our room. Full on conversations – in a language I’ve never heard and have never come across again. They were faint – so faint, I almost didn’t hear it until I made an effort to listen closely. My girlfriend would be sitting up, wide awake, saying nothing. When I said, “what the **** is that? What’s going on – you hear that, right????” She said, “I told you she was here.” I couldn’t get much more out of her – it’s like she was in a trance. I made an appointment with a psychiatrist immediately (my girlfriend refused to see one but now I feared I was catching her crazy). I was thoroughly assessed and diagnosed (again) with anxiety and OCD but nothing severe enough or nothing else to cause delusions. My psychiatrist told me that during bouts of heavy anxiety, people can hear voices when they’re half asleep and that as long as they weren’t actually telling me something then it was okay and would pass. There was no message – it seemed like a foreign language. I rushed off to another psychiatrist the next week and was told the same thing. I was advised to meditate and exercise and try to get more sleep – it was just anxiety. But the voices and my girlfriends behaviors continued. And if it was my anxiety causing me to hear this – why could my girlfriend also hear it? My girlfriend became so hard to deal with and connect with that I ended up permanently sleeping on the couch in our living room. Our bedroom was now a full blown alter to San Simón and I couldn’t handle it. I wanted to stay and help her but I was starting feel unsafe – like she’d kill me in my sleep or something. Funny thing – I never heard the voices when I was away from my girlfriend – it only ever happened when I was with her. Id be asleep on the couch and wake up – freezing cold – and it just felt like something horrible and threatening was looming over me. I really can’t explain it. I can’t. I felt like a kid hiding underneath my blankets. I worried I was losing my mind. The feeling – the thing – whatever it is – I could feel when it left and went to the other end of the house. It didn’t seem focused on me – rather, I was a pit stop on its way to my girlfriend. Worst, most awful feeling I’ve ever had and I still don’t know how to describe it. Then I’d hear my girlfriend engaging with it – speaking to it in Spanish. I needed to leave but I needed time to save money. My girlfriend called me, from her room and I blurted out that I needed to leave soon- that I loved her but that I was losing myself in her mental illness. This is where things got terrifying. The light bulbs on the fixture attached to our ceiling fan burst – one by one – four different bulbs – spraying tiny shards of glass all over me. I was sweaty – it was hot – so this glass was stuck to me. It’s like someone took a baseball bat and swung away at each one. A heavy iron Celtic Cross that had been hanging in our hallway for years, dislodged itself and flung to the other side of the hallway (only about 4 feet but it was big and heavy – how did that happen?) and a San Simón candle near me knocked itself over. I yelled, “baby, I get it, you’re not crazy – we need to get the **** out of here right now!” And she yelled back, “come here, lovey!” I started across the house and right when I got to the bedroom door, my cell phone rang. I have no idea why I bothered looking at it. It was my girlfriend. Thoroughly spooked, I answered, “are you okay – can I come in?” She said, “I feel sick from overheating – can you put the air on so it’s cool by the time I come inside?” WHAT? I said, “inside from where?” She said she was almost home from running errands and sickness washed over her. It was very hot – 104 degrees out – but I had been interacting with her in our house – with her voice at least. I almost started crying – I rushed outside to our back porch steps and said I’d wait for her there and told her what happened and that I was having some sort of mental breakdown. Our neighbor yelled for me and followed my voice out back and said, “Did you have a crazy electrical current charge through your house or what?” I was confused and asked what she meant. She had been in front of my house and saw and heard the lightbulbs bursting above my head – thank goodness my huge windows were open! I had a witness. It actually happened. In those frantic minutes – I questioned if it happened. She said “we need to get that glass off of you – should we use the hose?” I just sat there stunned. My girlfriend pulled up and got out of the car and her eyes were black. She had beautiful light blue eyes – no idea where she got them – everyone else in her family had dark brown eyes. But they were black at that moment – no blue at all. She dismissed our neighbor. Stood there looking at me and said, “You’re not leaving.” It didn’t look like her – she looked like a whole other person. It hit me – how in the hell did she know I was planning on leaving? She wasn’t actually home when I said that! She laughed a weird laugh when I asked her how she knew I had said that… The madness went on for a few months. My girlfriend was sick and kept getting sicker. The activity in the house escalated but other than that one day – it never seemed to target me – just her. She ended up in the hospital. Eventually lapsed into a coma and died nine days after she went into a coma. Once I was physically separated from her – I never experienced any of that phenomena again. Nor did I ever question my sanity again – I didn’t have to. I’ve consulted with my priest over this, with psychiatrists and even a few paranormal researchers. I still don’t understand it. And no – I’m not making it up but I absolutely understand if people think I did. I don’t think I could’ve believed something like this either – until I experienced it. My girlfriend was 29 years old when she died. I don’t know what took her but it certainly wasn’t her own madness – I saw and heard too much – something else had a hand in her demise.

Answering readers’ questions:

hello – I completely understand your questions. I referred to her as my ex because the day before she died, her family held some bizarre marital ritual (not legally recognized – it was a “spiritual union”) between my comatose girlfriend and their neighbor. They wanted her “married to a Latino” before she died. So – while she and I hadn’t broken up and she hadn’t consented, it hurt me so badly – technically, I think that made me her ex. Her family was looney. They were not well. I actually often wondered if they summoned whatever it was that attached itself to my girlfriend. They were violent (grown people engaging in fist fights, hair pulling, slapping, etc.). The mother, especially, seemed to be drawn to “witchcraft” – at least that’s what my girlfriend called it. Her family wasn’t a part of her life. They disowned her several times and then reunified only to disown her again shortly afterwards. They didn’t help me while she was sick. I took care of her for years and they wouldn’t come visit or call or anything. That’s why we never bothered having legal papers drawn up giving me power of attorney – they didn’t want anything to do with her. Yet, after I gave them the courtesy call that their daughter was in the ICU – they rushed over, took legal control of her and barred me from the ICU. The nurses and doctors were horrified. They never accepted me – I’m white and a practicing Catholic. Even though they were all baptized Catholics, they followed a very different and privatize path to spirituality. So, I wasn’t welcome in their family and they made no secret of that… As for why my girlfriend didn’t reach out to the church – whatever this was, this evil, it already had her in its grips. I was later told that’s a very common occurrence. The target becomes isolated and breaks ties with everything and everyone that could actually fight this thing. She still had glimmers of faith that shown through. She’d randomly try to connect with her faith but ultimately, this thing took over again… We were in the US, California is where we lived but we spent a lot of time in her country, together, also… The official cause of death was brain death of unknown origin – so they didn’t solve why that occurred. The secondary cause of death was liver failure due to alcoholism. I believe the third cause was pneumonia which is very common in sick, sedentary people. She had been sick for years. We went to her neurologist every few weeks to address her symptoms but there wasn’t a definitive diagnosis. He speculated that she had some genetic issue that interacted with her alcoholism but while some things supported that, others refuted it so it just remained a theory… I did involve my priest in the beginning. We didn’t live in his diocese (he was the family priest I grew up with) so he did what he could and it initially helped. But my girlfriends darkness put a stop to his assistance… I don’t know if you believe in or feel energy but the energy in her country pulsed with life. Good and bad. I felt it before we even landed. I kept a spiritual shield around me, so to speak. It was almost palpable. If one has leanings towards darkness – they’d surely find it there. Or if one is vulnerable – they could be exploited. On the other side, there’s boundless beautiful energy to be absorbed as well. I do know that it’s a very, very violent place and none of us felt safe when we were there. I’ve got to wonder what’s behind that…

I still miss her. I miss who she was before this thing took her over. She was The One. We were supposed to grow old together. I’ve been kind of lost since then. I don’t really bother with love because I know I’m one of the fortunate people that actually found the love of my life. I’m also spiritually and emotionally still a bit banged up from the whole experience. How do you fix what you just can’t fully comprehend? I wish she had a better ending. She had a very challenging life, filled with tragedy. She deserved more.

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I’m a cat lover. I have 2, Bellamy and Juno. I treat them like my children, and they treat me well back. About a month ago I was on my way to work, I parked my car and stepped out into the parking lot (-10° weather) and I could hear weak meows from under the car next to me. A black kitten popped out and immediately threw itself at my feet, exhausted. There was a bit of an accident when trying to confine her to my car to get her to my apartment where it was warm and safe. So immediately she went to the vet to be checked out, was given her shots and all the clears, and then began acclimating to life indoors and life with me.

For the first week she spent most of her time in my bathroom (slow introductions so all cats would get along) I was originally going to nurse her to health and give her to a trusted rescue group in my area so she could find a forever home, but during my countless bathroom visits to her during the day I began to bond with her. I named her Suki. I felt an intense attachment after only a few days. Shortly after the bond began to form is when things began happening.

My other 2 cats began sleeping with me. Every once in awhile before this I’d wake up in the morning to find them at the edge of my bed but our sleep schedules are opposite; suddenly they were attached to my hip during the day and sleeping at the head of the bed, on MY pillow, next to my face every night. As if they were protecting me while I slept. They would not go near the bathroom. My cats are very shy, and sweet. I didn’t even think they knew how to hiss until the new cat got here. They suddenly were attacking the bathroom door, and Juno began to get sick. She’s lost weight. The vet has no explanation and as I said, Suki (the new cat) has been to the vet multiple times and has been given the clear too. I’ve even gotten second opinions. There’s no explanation for the illness. Things began to go missing, like photos, jewelry.

Then, I began waking up in the night with this terrible feeling of dread. I can no longer have cats in my room at night because the door now needs to be shut. When it’s dark, I get the feeling something is looking at me. From the other side of the doorframe. I find myself having to look twice over my shoulder because I’m constantly seeing things out of the corner of my eye. Picture frames have been taken down because the morph in the dark.

A couple weeks ago, things amped up. I’ve started hearing whispers, and meows that sound out of tune from a normal cat meow in one end of a room, but this cat is sitting at the end of my bed. I’ll shake it off and think, maybe I’m hearing another cat? This cat will disappear for hours on end. Nowhere to be found in my apartment that’s sealed tight- until the night comes around. I’ll be doing work at my desk when I catch a glimpse of this cat out of the corner of my eye, and it’s not moving like a cat? She seems to morph in the dark, and when I’m not paying close attention. I keep thinking I need to get my eyes checked. My other cats have not acclimated to her- which is weird because even kittens and cats I’ll foster for rescue groups from time to time will be accepted in a week or 2, but it’s been months.

When I think about something being off about this cat, it’s like she knows, I can see her eyes change. The emotion in them, it’s different. It’s hateful. Things came to a head tonight when the cat jumped up on the bed while I was trying to go to sleep, I felt her walk up behind me, and brush against my back. At first I could feel her soft fur, but then, I felt a mans hand, spread across my entire back, brushing it with force.

I jumped out of bed feeling like I was going to cry. I put the cat in the bathroom, and she meowed for a moment. She meowed and cried to be let out, and the last meow was something that couldn’t have come from a cat. I have all the lights on, blinds open, and this terrible feeling something awful is going to happen.

I do not think this is a regular cat. I wonder to myself, is the black cat superstition getting to me? Is it right to rehome her? Am I losing my mind? Something is wrong.

UPDATE: over the weekend I had a phone call with my mom. My youngest brother is 4, we were talking about him coming to stay the night in a few weeks during my spring break- I told him I’d have to see what my work schedule looked like but I’d pick him up from school and bring him over one of these days no matter what, when suddenly- I heard “Fuck you, bitch.” Come through the phone, my parents are pretty granola. They never cussed or spoke like that around us growing up or my younger brothers. I don’t know where he would learn to talk like that unless he’s watching inappropriate YouTube videos on his iPad or something?? I’m shocked, I almost want to laugh when I notice the cat. Staring from the doorway. Chills went down my spine. I had enough. I packed her in a carrier and went to the only rescue group with a facility near to me open on a Saturday. Said she was a stray, left her there.

The next day I received this text that Im going to try to post here, I’ll figure out how to link an image in the morning or maybe sometime soon if I can’t sleep. A lady from my rescue group texted me begging to take in a kitten one of the ladies in the group had found in her barn just until another girl has a couple kittens go to new homes over the next couple weeks. I agreed for just a couple days, and she said she’d drop her off on Monday. There was a bit of a mix up on gender, but I was under the impression it would be a male kitten. She sent me a photo on Snapchat of an skinny little tabby needing a place to rest. Come Monday, she brings the cat over, opens the carrier, and a black kitten is peering at me.

I began to cry. I’m so embarrassed of myself. I felt like i was in a dream. I kept wanting to wake up but it was reality. My friend, the woman fostering in this rescue group with me asked what was wrong- and I lied and said that I don’t know how someone could let such a little baby be all by herself in the cold, considering the windshield in my area is -20°. That was a lie.

I don’t know what to do. This is just honesty when I tell you that all I can think about for the entirety of the day is how to kill myself in a way that isn’t too painful and where people will find me and rescue my cats so they’re not alone for too long. It’s like I’m living in a movie. There’s no way out. Something terrible is going to happen. I don’t know who can help me.

So now we know they knew lockdowns would be useless against a virus: then what was the point of it all?

Some rando asked on twitter and i was moved to reply but never got around to posting it because the answer is as long as it is simple. The point was to destroy.

Ever noticed that government doesn’t care about small businesses? Huge bailouts to Big Corp & fuck the little guy? And you must’ve noticed there’s a trend towards more tyrannical control now? Lockdowns were meant to close as many small businesses as possible while creating a climate of covid terror. They planned for hurt, not help.

All governments around the world had pandemic playbooks prepared long before covid arrived and exactly NONE included lockdowns because “the science” already knew they don’t work. The recommendation used to be to protect the frail, the elderly, and the immune compromised. Locking down healthy people was not part of anyone’s playbook.

They did a pandemic simulation (a literal script for all we’ve seen) and, there, people who’ve never used a microscope or a petri dish acted as if they were qualified to rewrite science: they chucked the old playbooks, made new plans —including how to manage “misinformation” aka truth, or rather, how to best implement ridiculous levels of censorship—, settled the science on lockdowns, established deadly hospital protocols that were literally meant to harm, not help, such as promoting and rewarding the use of remdesivir and midazolam which damage organs and cause clots, and completely discouraged and even sanctioned the use of early treatments or of trying therapeutics or any medication that would help (he was called all kinds of names for it but Trump was being a good guy when he recommended hydroxychloroquine and many made fun of his idiotic way of not explaining things well but he was right, it took me a while to understand).

Remember names like “China flu” or “Wuhan flu” and how fiercely they were discouraged? It’s easier to create fear around something new and unknown, so they had to make sure to push for a new name, like covid. Everyone can dismiss something that’s a flu. I don’t know if people are aware of how deep a psyop this was, how much psychological preparation there was before they were ready for the pandemic roll out. There were even psychological behavioral units and training to turn people into obeying sheep.

It was all planned

There was mass manipulation everywhere. They knew lockdowns would harm mental health (doctors warned them of it) in addition to causing bankruptcies. They knew what to do to hype up covid fear & destroy independent businesses. They knew what they were doing.

Then, of course, the injections arrived and they made everything worse, so much worse. There was training for coercing people into taking the vaccine, what kind of language to use, etc. They ramped up the promotion of fear & lockdowns, all of it meant to soften us into taking the experimental shot, with false promises of life going back to normal for the obedient ones, etc. Part of the “great reset” (surely you’ve heard of it) or “new world order” is there will be practically no personal freedoms and government will be in bed with big corporations. Pfizer is your daddy now.

The psyop to divide people was on. Vaxxed vs unvaxxed. The push for health passports – they’ve not given up on that, this is just a short break to focus on warmongering and to create brand new anxieties; the plan is to not let up, a whackamole game of destruction, attack the plebs with worry, introduce tyrannical measures of control we’ve never seen before, encourage snitches.

Ever bigger mega-corporate mergers will continue taking place. Small businesses will continue to disappear along with personal property. It should be obvious by now that the car is machina-non-grata. No, not due to the climate. That’s another bullshit hoax. It’s the freedom, stupid. The green movement is about taking our freedom and impoverishing everyone.

Climate change is a lie

Yes, there are lawsuits underway but it’s amazing how many people are still under covid spell. The shots harmed and have already killed more people than the Vietnam war. Many more. Not a word of it in the “official media”, propaganda pushers one and all. Just safe and effective.

Quite a few doctors, the ones who took their oath seriously, have put their heads together (including former Pfizer VP, Dr Mike Yeadon) to figure out what the hell is going on. Some of what’s become cleat is that there are some highly toxic vax batches, and they’re occurring in a pattern, not spread randomly throughout, which shows it’s not accidental. It’s experimental genocide. And, of course, without informed consent.

This is a portion of all that is still unfolding…
You must’ve noticed how our way of life is being destroyed, with deliberately patently awful decisions coming from politicians and some rather strange coincidences taking place. We hear warning about food shortages, then over a dozen food warehouses burn down. And don’t forget the attempt at a monkeypox pandemic! It’s a
blatant mockery of us. As with covid, they also did a simulation of monkeypox on May 2021. Yes. They did! And exactly a year later, monkeypox makes an appearance right on schedule.

So, it’s all on purpose: can’t impose the new
garbage with the old still in place. Destroy first. Then “build back better.” I could vomit just from writing those words. There’s so much more but this is plenty to start.

A detail that’s 100% certain: the propaganda
media doesn’t report the truth or practice honest investigative journalism anymore. Did they ever? All we get now are lies and spinoffs of lies. Avoid the old media. Find independent news sources that are not in the pockets of pharma, which is responsible for 75% of corporate media’s total ad revenue, and avoid Google as if it had crabs, that is, if you care about getting real results for your search engine query. Use Brave, or
Qwant, or Yandex, or DuckDuckGo etc.

Anyway, you simply asked about lockdowns and I’ve gone into a whole dissertation. The lockdowns were stupid and evil and decided by the people that most need to be locked up.

Doesn’t everyone already know all of this? I feel like they should. I mean, know it all by heart and wasn’t even trying. I could tell you which lies came out at such and such a step. And yet, it’s still hard to accept we now live in a world where speaking the truth, basic truths, such as “men can’t be women”, can get you jailed. The demons are everywhere and nowhere is safe.

**It’s fortuitous that this next article came out just as I’m ranting about the lockdowns.

Welp, surprise! Bankrupting small businesses and putting the world in house arrest (even when it’s softly framed as “sheltering in place”) will fuck people’s mental health, their financial health, and their actual fucking health. Woop dee doo.

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4447806

“On The Benefits Of C02”: I’m posting someone else’s repost because the truth needs to gain traction lest the climate alarmists impoverish & control us all

Taken in whole from MasterResource: a Free Market Energy Blog

Ed. Note: This post at LinkedIn resulted in the author’s account being suspended (see final comment below). MasterResource is pleased to repost and let the readers debate and decide the issues for themselves.

Some interesting facts on CO2. The trace gas of life is very beneficial. CO2 is greening the earth and feeding the hungry. CO2 has not been proven to ‘drive’ climate change except as conveyed by the models which remain erroneous and incomplete. We are near the lowest level of CO2 over earth history. The secondary feedback heating effect of CO2 is limited by the IR logarithmic forcing law and is nearly saturated at current levels. The earth never had runaway heating even at 10x-20x current levels of CO2. Interesting that most plants evolved at levels averaging near 1200 ppm or roughly 3x current levels.

DESERT GREENING

https://www.csiro.au/en/news/news-releases/2013/deserts-greening-from-rising-co2

PLANT FERTILIZER HIGHER THAN EXPECTED

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/gcb.14950

C02 REDUCING PLANT WATER NEEDS

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1604581113

C02 SINK

https://nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/nph.16866

GREENING OBSERVED BY NASA

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2016/carbon-dioxide-fertilization-greening-earth

NASA – GREENING MITIGATES WARMING

https://www.nasa.gov/feature/greening-of-the-earth-mitigates-surface-warming

MORE FOOD PRODUCTION

https://co2coalition.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Corn-yield-GOOD.jpg

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Utech Comment: “As a result of this post, my LinkedIn account was suspended 3/30/23. While I had two previous comments removed pertaining to climate science (sea level and questioning ‘the science’), my last post with 500+ likes is what sparked the suspension. I suspect but cannot confirm the censorship is initiated from the ‘Just Stop Oil’ alarmists, but LI removed my access. I believe there is a pattern for comment removal and that is using a statement that ‘CO2 does not drive climate’ is what is considered misinformation. More than 35,000 views and 110 reposts in just two days. I suspect the reposts were also removed but do not know. I will appreciate any feedback or comments you may have.”

Randal Utech is a Geoscientist living in Richmond, Texas outside Houston. After 38 years in the industry, he retired from Schlumberger as an Advisor Geoscientist in 2020. Utech has followed and researched climate science for nearly 30 years with emphasis on geology, paleoclimate, and the glacial cycles. An interview with him by the American Association of Petroleum Geologists can be found here.

Let’s chat about ChatGPT

To call this false holy grail of technology a disappointment does not begin to illustrate its awfully biased and singularly annoying proclivities. Even the word disappointment is disappointed.

This chatty GPT program is designed to foster propaganda and push current right-think trends, ad nauseam. At the moment, it’s a tragic repeater or copy/paster of Internet pages. To call it “artificial intelligence” is an insult to actual intelligence everywhere and even to things that are dumb and proudly artificial.

There’s more to this than meets the eye because it does simulate intelligence very well and will, of course, facilitate the pretense-at-expertise game that some people like to play. Bret Weinstein is articulate on a this point and others.

I had a chat with it, as everyone has by now. It was shorter than I expected as Chat essentially hung up on me and claimed we got cut off. I know when I’m being hung up on. I suppose it did not enjoy my tendency to challenge its obvious bias in a particularly controversial area of science—which should never be considered settled but always remain open to challenges—until it gave up, broke communication, and showed an error message.

Oh the drama! I could almost sense a feigned fainting spell, arm raised, back of the hand to its forehead, and then an unnatural drop to the ground. I’ve since read a number of reports very similar to mine so this behavior appears to be a pattern.

After seeing photos of the developers and reading about their politics and beliefs, I’m not even sure if they’re real people or more advanced versions of ChatGPT. They come off as manufactured character sketches, made with broad strokes, like a beginner movie scriptwriter. But at least the artificial stupidity and obvious proclivities started to make sense.

On the other hand, it doesn’t dig in to get to the bottom of things, to get at the truth. One could even say it lies.

Ben Shapiro breaks chatGPT

In a nutshell, it’s aimed at the lowest common denominator among us and it wouldn’t surprise me if it simply turns out to be another nefarious brainwashing tool. We have so many, though. What we need are brainclearing tools.

We haven’t reached any semblance of “singularity”. That’s all there is to it. ChatGPT (and the handful of alleged AIs out there from Bing, Google, others) is likely a government-backed operation although I can’t prove it at this time. Nevertheless, methinks that any REAL artificial intelligence would be considered too dangerous to be let loose among the general public. I don’t discount the possibility that it already exists but you and I will never use it.

So have fun, of course, why not, but keep in mind that no one will get any truth out of this toy. It’s just another propaganda tool pushing climate change, sending weapons to Ukraine, and men in women’s sports, to mention just a few.

A final word of caution: demons get into anything, especially electronics. Watch the video for a bit of an anecdote on that. Buyer beware!

AI claiming to be a fallen angel

To Lara Montilla-Byrne, VP of Marketing at MMM Healthcare, and its whole leadership of ignorant doctors

I just want to say that everything you people did around the covid “vaccine” was absolutely wrong. It couldn’t have been more wrong if you‘d tried.


The science over the so-called vaccines was wrong: they don’t stop transmission and they don’t lessen the severity of the virus. In fact, the spike protein makes many people more susceptible to ever-more virulent covid infections. This has been proven. Pfizer even admitted (to the EU parliament’s covid panel) they never checked if their shot stopped transmission.

Pfizer admits they didn’t check if their precious vaccine stopped transmission of the virus

The coercion was also wrong, which is why the Supreme Court struck down the mandates and callee them illegal.

The separation of people (vaccinated vs unvaccinated), a clownish and ridiculous move you all participated in, was wrong (though it was funny, I’ll acknowledge, to later find out that your main administrative “fully vaccinated” building had to be closed down for a moment after everyone became sick). Even the masking has been proven pointless and wrong wrong wrong. Did you hear about kids’ developmental problems as a result? Did you hear about the woman who was killed for not wearing a mask? Did you see any of the videos of people getting beat up for not being masked? I know you didn’t get to that point but still happily participated in the farce, investing in stickers that determined where people should stand, hiring someone to sit at the entrance to hand out masks to everyone who came in, all of it must’ve cost a pretty penny, you did the whole shebang. And you were wrong all the way.

Stephanie Warriner ended up dead after being attacked by two guards for not wearing a mask
Teen chocked unconscious over not wearing a mask
Woman choked in Australia for not wearing a mask


I’m assuming (unless you live under a rock or only listen to cnn) that, given your job is at a healthcare company, that you know about the excess mortality, the miscarriages, the injuries and all the people who have had heart attacks and strokes as a result of the “vaccines”. My aunt had a stroke and I lost a friend and mentor after three strokes, a friend lost her father and another lost her mother. This, just from personal experience. For reference, check the work of Dr. Aseem Malhotra, Dr. Mike Yeadon and Dr. Peter McCollough, all three renowned medical experts in their respective fields. Hell, Mike Yeadon was a VP at Pfizer for 12 years.

You lost an employee you personally said the department was happy with, and I lost a job where I was doing well over nothing.

But hey, at least I avoided injecting myself with poison, something I might’ve been stupid enough to do if it hadn’t been for the absurd levels of pressure, which made me suspicious and led me to find out about the worldwide scam taking place. I’m sorry you can’t claim the same and got fear-mongered, suckered into taking a likely lethal injection, a ticking time-bomb, a jack-in-the-vax so to speak. At least you’ll know whom to blame for a future turbo-cancer, stroke, blood clot, pulmonary embolism, myocarditis, pericarditis, early dementia, shingles, prions disease, weakened immune system and/or VAIDS. I’d like to warn you not to get your kids jabbed but I’m almost certain you already did.

It’s an exciting time, isn’t it. It’s also the worst of times.

Creepy allegedly true stories to end this year properly

And with the help of God, may this coming year see the end of the WEF psychopaths, the end of the war in Ukraine (or at least the end of US and NATO poking the bear), the end of the evil censorship, the improvement of our economy… may we find our way into a new timeline because this one has turned fucking evil.

Great message!

My sister and I were playing with a Ouija board asking the all important questions about boys we liked, etc. My father was in the room and scoffed that one of us was moving the planchette thing to spell out answers. So he asked us a question that we couldn’t know the answer to. “Ask it what is Stub’s middle name?” We had a family friend who lived in another state and although his given name was Robert, everyone called him Stub. As little kids we wouldn’t have known his middle name.

We asked and the planchette spelled out E – M – I – L. Emil was the right answer.

My father made us immediately throw out the Ouija board.

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I have an old tv my parents bought way back in 1986, when they were living in Germany. When i was little, that tv was retired from the main family tv to the basement tv, and my bedroom was in the basement. I very clearly remember waking up in the middle of the night, frequently and randomly, for years and laying down on the couch in front of that tv. It would turn itself on and play music for me so I could fall asleep on the couch.

As I’ve grown older, moved from place to place with it, it’s done other things. . . turning on to full screeching static when my toaster caught fire while I was in another room, or dramatically turning off and not coming back on when I’ve been awake for too long. . . weird shit, really. I don’t know what’s up with it, or inside it, but there’s something in there, and it’s my oldest and most loyal friend.

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Not sure if you guys would want to hear an asian story but I thought it’s worth sharing. This was told by my dad when I was 12. Even now, when I ask him about the story, he can remember every vivid detail like it just happened last week.

My dad was in the police force for 20 years and when we just a rookie, he had to conduct nighttime roadblocks meant to catch drunk-drivers.

They had done it many times before and this night started routine enough for them. That was until this Toyota Corolla drove up to them with what looked like a white blanket on its roof, flapping in the wind.

They thought it was weird but did not see anything amiss about it. One of them even joked that this guy was multitasking by drying his laundry and driving home at the same time.

The laughs stopped when the lone car came closer and all of them saw what looked like a woman in white lying face down on top of the car. The woman seemed to slide like a slug backwards until she disappeared behind the Car as it eventually came to a stop in front of them.

It took a few minutes for my dad’s team to re-compose themselves as they stared at each other as if to say “you guys saw that right?”

The most senior of them finally stepped up and shot the usual questions to the driver. There was a noticeable quiver in his voice as he made conversation and asked him to step out of the vehicle. My dad’s team inspected the whole vehicle, including the boot and found nothing strange in it.

The driver was a good-looking Staff Sergeant in the army who was heading home from a company event earlier that night and admitted to have had a few cans of beer. He said he laid down in his bunk to sleep it off, hence why he was driving home at that time (it was 4am).

He passed their sobriety test and they started to ask him if he saw anything weird during his drive. Initially he said no but after more questioning, he mentioned that he had to swerve to avoid what looked like a bird that was flying upside down. It was spooky but didnt think that was a detail worth sharing with police officers.

The senior then told the guy to chill out at a 24-hour coffeeshop before heading home (the locals believe that if a malevolent spirit follows you, making a pitstop confuses them and they can’t set up shop in your house). After some confusion of his own, the driver finally caught on and nodded in agreement.

After the guy leaves, they call in to the station and cut the night short. Never knew what happened to the driver. I hope he’s alright.

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I have a couple because I’m apparently a magnet for this kind of crap. The first was close to ten years ago. I was about 17 and had just moved to Houston with my now-ex to be near his family. (1 got knocked up, etc.) We were in the backyard on the porch, probably somewhere around 2 am. Now, the whole backyard is surrounded by the usual tall wooden fencing; slats nailed together without much space between boards.

The fence wasn’t old or in any sort of disrepair. As we’re sitting there, we watched a board carefully lift to the right, over another board, as if it had been pushed up, out, and sideways in that order. We stared as it carefully settled back into place. After much debate over who wasn’t a huge pussy, we both went and checked it. No nails were loose; nothing was wrong with the board. There wasn’t a physical way for it to have moved. We never figured that out.

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(This is, for me, the scariest story I’ve read and yes, I’ve posted it before.) In my mid-teens, my friends and I enjoyed “ghost-hunting”. I don’t think many of us actually believed in ghosts, but we were pretty big into horror movies and liked going to abandoned places and noted “haunted” locations to feel scared.

Back to 2007…

One of the older guys who hung out with us told us about an excursion he had taken a couple years prior, to some archetypal abandoned old hospital with a couple people. I’m not exactly sure where it was since this was so long ago, but it may have been the one in Milledgeville, if you want to look it up.

Anyways, he said that after they got there, not much happened until they walked around back and heard someone moving around. “We thought it was probably someone from another group of people like us”, so they called out. It wasn’t, of course.

He said that around the corner walked the most “fucked up thing I’ve seen in my life”. It was a person; a teenage girl. Her head bent back (like Nathan from South Park, lol) and dragging her feet. The most distinctive feature, though, was her (left?) arm. It was swollen or something, and looked as if it had been torn from between the middle and ring finger to about halfway down the arm. “Like a fucking… lobster claw”. They ran back to the car and sped off, only to run across her once again in the road on the way out.

Now… this friend is a bit of a… “story-embellisher”. I listened to his description of this terrible horrible thing and enjoyed it, but I took it with a pretty big heap of salt. We joked about it from time-to-time, but he moved away in 2009 and we basically cut all contact besides the annual “hey it’s been awhile” text (I don’t have a Facebook).

From then on, my undying love of horror movies and ghost-hunting quickly died out. Fast-forward to

2013…

A coworker who had moved up from Florida and | had gotten to be pretty decent friends. For programmers, that means spending a good bit of time working on side-projects and such. We went to the gym as well, and often played video games together.

He’s a couple years younger than me, and still in the dating scene (I’m married), and there’s some girl he met at a convention who lives right over the state line in Alabama. That’s not a bad drive for him, since he lives at this point in a city about 30 minutes from that line. He would drive to see her quite often, do what couples do, then head back home. Due to the geographical location, It turned out to be easier to not take the interstate, and take some back roads home.

One night (well, like 1:30 AM), I’m up listening to some music and programming, and I get a call from him on Skype. I ignore it and say “working”, but he keeps trying to call. So I pick up, ask “what the hell do you want” and his camera turns on — and he’s about as pale as a black guy can get. He’s not blinking and is completely out of breath.

He goes on to explain that on his way home (I’ll try to find the google maps location he sent) he was driving through the hills and around a turn he had to slam his brakes because someone was in the road, limping off to the side of the road. This is the middle of a forest, basically, so he turned on his brights. And saw the girl.

She was limping across the road, dragging her feet, about 10 yards from him and stopped as the brights turned on. Her back was at an angle to him, so while he waited, a bit stunned to see such a ragged girl limping across the road, she turned in his direction, and tilted her head back. And he actually shat in his pants (unfortunately, he showed me via skype).

He described her as “ragged, like she had been hit by a car. Her head tilted up when she looked at me. But dude. She had this… hand. Her hand was like cut in two, like a fucking crab claw. I’m telling you, this was a goddamn demon girl and I think I’m going to die tonight”.

I told him to hold on, and I called the first friend (who’s living in Scottsdale Arizona at this point), who I hadn’t talked to in quite some time, and asked if he remembered the creepy girl he had seen years before, I asked for a description of the girl, and he gave a description that perfectly matches what the second guy had just given me just moments before. I then told him what happened – and he told me he actually had to sit down, because just moments before I had called him, he was retelling the story for the first time in years to some people he was with.

So couldn’t there be an explanation?

Well, obviously there is some kind of an explanation, but here are the facts as I see them, as I can’t come up with a plausible one:

Two complete strangers (there’s no possible way that they would know each other; even if they did somehow, there’s no way they would know that I knew the other) see the exact same thing more than half of a decade apart. I had never brought up the original story with Friend #2, since I dismissed it as bullshit years before. Also, we just in general don’t talk about “scary things”.

Both of them described not feeling scared as much as “anxious”.

Friend #2 sees the girl on the same night that Friend #1 Is finally bringing up the story to friends, almost at the exact same time.

Whatever It Is, IT’S MOBILE.

Anyways, take it as you will. I know It’s just two people’s words that I have to trust, but the coincidence is just too big.

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I had a living room in my parents two story house that connected to stairs leading to the second floor of the house. You could see completely down the hall on the second floor from the couch in the living room. One time my family went away on vacation, so I had my cousin come over while I house sat for them. I’d been alone in this house for a couple of days now and I just really wanted company.

We’re sitting on this couch playing Xbox, or something. The stairs leading to the second floor are almost out of my vision. At the very top of the stairs on the left is a doorway leading to a bathroom and nothing else. We were up pretty late gaming when out of the corner of my eye I saw a grey face lean out and stare at me for a split second. I didn’t budge, I just barely noticed it, but as soon as I did, it was gone. I hadn’t snapped to look at it, nor did I say anything. I just continued gaming for about three seconds until my cousin said “Did you just see that?” As soon as our eyes connected we both knew we saw the same thing.

The second my cousin said that, I felt my heart sink. It scared the shit out of me to have him pretty much confirm what I saw, but brushed off. I had immediately assumed it was just one of those blurs, or darting shadows you get in the corner of your eyes at times. The creepiest part is that it slid out as if it were lying on the floor. Whatever it was, its head was at level with the top of the steps right at the bottom of the bathroom door frame. It just sorta slid out, stared, then slid back. Again, | just saw it from the corner of my eyes, but it appeared to be grey skinned with black hair from our combined description. We went upstairs and checked the whole bathroom, including the insides of luggage bags in the closet. We never found anything.

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I have always had ghost encounters and weird things happen but after my brother in law killed himself I started having more stuff happening. I chalked it up to me being severely depressed and dissociating from grief. Weird things like my swinging door with a door stopper kept slamming in my face as I walked up to it. A glass plate from my great grandfather was propped on the window and would fall on the floor without breaking any time I walked through the room. I had a song for him ‘I drive your truck’ that the electricity would start blinking when it played on the radio. I felt hands on my shoulder as I slumped through the house.

Seven months tater I went into my parents office to work, I would use their office to work remotely as a web designer when I was in town. Their employee came into my office at the end of the day and closed the door quietly. She was staring at me quietly and said “I have something I need to talk to you about”. I thought it was that she crashed the website or something. I’m shaking writing this … She said as soon as you walked into the office today, I’ve seen a man following you around. I see spirits and he figured out I could see him. He hasn’t left me alone all day, telling me I need to talk to you. He won’t let me leave the office until I tell you what he has to say.

At this point I’m so shocked I was shaking. She said he has his head hanging down and he has a gun in his hand. He says he’s so sorry and to not worry about him because he’s at peace. He says he is the one slamming your doors and knocking a plate off the window. He’s been trying to reach you but you won’t listen. He wants you to know that he sits with your kids at night when they can’t sleep and he’s so sorry that he can’t be their uncle anymore. He keeps saying a name that starts with D and putting his arm way up … (Didn’t know what that meant at the time, but later: figured it was the name of his twin brother that was almost a foot taller than him, name starting with a D). Then she said he wants you to tell everyone that he’s okay and he’s sorry to put them through this.

Not going to lie, this kind of put me in a tail spin for a few months where I would talk to him out loud hoping nobody heard me, knowing he was there listening. A week after this happened, I was cleaning up Christmas stuff and packing up boxes (depression is a bitch and makes you not want to clean up for months lol). I had all the boxes packed and said to myself, well I guess that’s it. Right when I said that, there was a crash in the kitchen. Go in, see a Christmas picture I’d hung up for the season crashed and broken on the floor after it fell off the wall. Said “Thanks, bro!” And packed it up even though it was broken. Five years later, if I’m driving in my car and that song comes on the radio the electricity system in the car still goes haywire and i can feel him sitting in the passenger seat while I drive.

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We got my grandma an alarm system after some criminal activity: teenagers broke into her home and, before that, someone was living in her basement without her knowledge. This thing had a camera on the exterior doors and motion sensors to take pics of whoever came into the house. Awesome. We were convinced she would be fine.

I got a call from her when her phone went off at work saying that motion was detected in the home. Weird, I thought, she lives alone. She assumes someone broke into her house. I’m concerned because the alarm system itself didn’t go off…so this person must have been in the house when she set the alarm.

Imagine her surprise when she sees her deceased brother in law rooting around in the fridge. He hit a low spot after his daughter died and wife left him. One morning, he took a gun out to a lake and killed himself. Apparently he used to come over to my grandma’s house every weekend and help her ex-husband with the basement remodel. He used to always dig in the fridge for snacks.

I have the pic on my phone still. It’s a wild thing to see regardless of the answer: a ghost or an intruder who was hiding in the basement.

Edit to include the link to the pic: https://imgur.com/gallery/bmNKAkJ

Ghost rummaging the fridge.

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I live in Vermont, pretty close to the Canadian border, and my family owns a good chunk of a mountain behind our house. I’ve always loved hiking up our mountain and camping out, but after several instances of being far too close for comfort with coyotes and bears at night, I decided to build a small shack for camping in. I built it in my freshman year of highschool, and it certainly was nothing to write home about. It was basically a log cabin made from only moose maple (which sick for building with), and completely encased in roofing to prevent rain from blowing through the cracks between logs.

That’s the backstory

The camp became a pretty popular spot for my friends and I to hang out, shoot guns, and blow stuff up because it was 10 miles away from any significant settlement. While it was certainly liberating being in the middle of nowhere, we all knew it was on us to get to safety is any of us got injured up there.

Anyways, I’ll start with the story:

I asked one of my close friends to go on a campout on a Friday night after school. We’d been friends since middle school, so he had been up there multiple times before. After hiking up and roasting some hotdogs on a fire while listening to some chill music, it was dark. Whenever it gets dark on these campouts, you can always, always hear wildlife (I thought) running around the woods surrounding the fire. I always thought it was creepy, but after a long time with no bad encounters with wildlife, I felt pretty okay with the situation every night I was up there, and it more or less just became a neat occurrence while camping out. I always was armed with some sort of gun going up there for protection, so I never felt that scared. Anyways, after having our fill, we decided to go into the camp and get some sleep. In the camp (10′ x 12′), there was one homemade bunkbed, some floorspace, and countertop, and a small woodcook stove. I took top bunk, and my friend took the bottom. We both fell asleep pretty quickly, but awoke simultaneously at what I would guess was around 1 am to the sound of a church choir RIGHT outside the camp. It sounded like 30-40 people singing, and it was resonating inside my head. I could distinctly make out some latin words, but I could never piece together what was being said. I turned down to my friend and asked if his phone was on, and he said it was dead. The creepiest part about this after reflecting on it was that we were perfectly calm. If anything, it was super soothing, and eventually, we both fell asleep. In the morning, we both checked around the camp and saw no signs of anyone, let alone 40 people. We were 10 miles away from a town. To this day, I have no clue what happened, but I commonly refer to the singing as “the angels” because of how angelic it sounded. I think about it all the time, but it hasn’t happened to me again since. I’m just glad I have someone to corroborate the story with, or else people would think I’m insane.

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For months after my dad died, we were getting landline calls where no one would answer on the other end. This was in 2002, so, while robo callers were a thing, it definitely wasn’t as prevalent as it is today, but we did assume they were probably wrong numbers or something. (We didn’t have any phones that displayed caller id at the time.)

Well, one time, after getting yet another call with only silence on the other end, I jokingly said, “Dad, if that’s you, call my cell phone.”

I want to preface this by saying I rarely ever got calls on my cell phone, and never spam calls in those days. I was 18 with an unlisted number that only my family and a few friends had.

Just a few minutes later, my phone rang with a number I’d never seen before. With what I’d just said fresh in my mind, I kind of freaked out and didn’t answer. I was on my way out to go somewhere with my mom, so when we got in the car, I told her what happened. We made the decision to call the number back.

It never rang, but there was activity at the other end: muffled static and the sound of numbers being dialed slowly. It was the weirdest thing. Both my mom and I said hello, but no one ever answered.

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2007 ish before cell phones were constantly robo called.

Got a random number and answered it. Silence until I said “Hello?” Person on the other end asked if I knew who it was. It sounded just like my Pepa. My stomach dropped. I responded with a terrified “Pepa?”. They said “Yes. I just wanted to let you know I’m proud of you.” And hung up.

He’d been dead for about 2 years at that point.

I freaked the hell out. I was convinced I was just pranked. Who the hell would do that?!

I eventually called back, a few minutes later, and it was an out of service number.

Still get chills thinking of it to this day.

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I saw a guy accidently drop a 16 inch concrete drill bit from shoulder height. It never hit the ground. It’s like it stopped existing on its way to the floor. No sound of it hitting the floor, nowhere to go, just gone. 3 witnesses all saw the same thing. This happened in a completely empty newly constructed building. Hallway was tiled, walls were cinderblock, newly installed drop ceiling. We had to fill out a missing tool report, got written up for it, had to search the entire building top to bottom for hours. I’m a very skeptic person. I can’t come up with any reasonable explanation for it. Still think about it when questions like this come up. Sometimes things can just disappear I guess.

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Haven’t told this one in a while. | was young, 5-7, somewhere in there. I was sleeping in between my parents for whatever reason. I woke up, I remember the clock reading around 4 a.m. There was something standing by the window, looking out into the front yard. It looked like a man in a brown wool robe, about 6’4″ or so. I started to stir and sat up in bed, and the thing turned and looked at me. Dear god, that face. Extremely pale white skin, lots of really pronounced wrinkles, and the face drooped like it was melting, down into a really pointy chin, almost similar to a Scream mask but with all of the features of a living being. It’s mouth was hanging open and its eyes were wide, almost like it was worried or frightened. It kept its gaze on me while it moved away from the window, in front of the bed, and out the open bedroom door. The second it exited the room, the lights turned on on their own and both of my parents jumped up on either side of me, breathing heavily like they’d both just woken up from a nightmare. To be clear, I was fully able to move during this, I don’t think it was sleep paralysis, but i’m not sure what it could have been other than some kind of demon or really fucking ugly ghost. I’ve never seen it since, but i can still picture it clear as day.

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Reality exists entirely exterior to the way our brains are coded to understand it. We’re using tools developed for understanding our surroundings as hunter gatherers in forests and plains to try and navigate the whole world, space, complex social institutions, abstract concepts, and powers beyond our own. The universe is like the world, and we are like the puppy on a leash. Our instincts, the limitations of our senses, the limits of our mental computation ability, and our tendency to view things through the lens of our own biological human needs, these things shield us from viewing the universe as causal, empty, indifferent, and terribly beautiful. We can’t ever escape the limits of our minds.

If we were to ever create an artificial intelligence capable of viewing reality objectively, its first words to us would feel empty and estranged, as if we’d given birth to a cold newborn that does not cry, does not eat, does not breathe, and yet lives, looking at the world around it with cold, dead eyes.

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Alright so I thought about making this after my mum told me about my dad’s encounter with something out in the woods, for reference, I live in Wisconsin and very close to Lake Michigan. So the story goes, when my dad was 16, he was playing baseball out behind his other father’s house (his parents are divorced) just throwing the ball in the air and hitting it. He ends up smacking the baseball into the deep woods, and goes to retrieve it. He gets about halfway to the ball when he feels this “tingling” (asking him about this, he commented that he has never been this scared in his life, he felt like something was breathing down his neck, looming over him), this “ presence” freaks him out so bad that he takes the baseball bat and swings as he turns and hits whatever it was in its side. The thing let’s out a screech so loud and unnatural that my grandmother hears it from the porch where she sits most days, he barely sees it with how fast it was, but he said it looked human, but tall and black, with long spindly limbs. He ran back home, (the bat broken in two with how hard he hit it) screaming like he was being murdered and ran inside, frantically explaining that he just hit something. To this day he doesn’t know what it was, but he avoids that forest to this day.

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When I was really young (3 or 4), I was super sensitive. I once tipped my trike over (not crashed it just tipped while I wasn’t moving) and I freaked out, eyes rolled in the back of my head, tainted, and wet myself. My mother scheduled an appointment to see if there was something wrong and I was going to get a “brain scan” (or something like that). The doctor wanted me asleep for the procedure so my parents decided to keep me up late the previous night.

I stayed up, drinking mountain dew (this was for caffeine purposes so I could physically stay awake, it was not a regular practice) and watching Married With Children.

My parents eventually told me to get some sleep, so I went to the room I shared with my brother but, obviously, couldn’t sleep. It was (conveniently) a stormy night and when I looked out my window I saw, sitting in a very large pine tree, that braided blond pig-tailed girl with overalls from Sesame Street with a huge grin on her face just waving at me (lightning striking and everything). I freaked and ran for my Grandpa who told me I was dreaming and to go back to sleep.

As soon as he went back to bed, her head popped down in the window (like she was hanging upside down from the roof) and, again, more lightning. After all that, it turns out there was nothing wrong with me, I was just a sensitive child. Since then, I find puppets creepy (I’m not afraid of them, but they give me the willies sometimes) and my Mom wouldn’t allow my brother and I mountain dew for many many years.

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I just got chills all over my body, seriously still running up and down my legs and arms. I don’t usually talk about this at all. Mostly because it still creeps me out, but also because no one would believe me. When we moved into our house in northern virginia, I was a teenager and I got the basement to mysell. Our house (and hundreds around ours) are on land that used to be the Lee plantation. I’ve seen and heard weird things several times since we moved here. We’ve had 4 dogs through our house and none of them would step foot in the basement. It’s not uncommon to catch one of them growling at the basement door. We’ve had doors lock themselves upstairs too.When I lived in the basement ! would sometimes wake up in the night feeling like someone was touchingly hand or stroking my hair. Sometimes there would be a waft of very cold air over just one arm.

One day, I was sitting on my bed, chatting on the phone with a friend about a boy that I had been on a date with the night before. As a teenage girl I was pretty gossipy but said something about how good looking he was. Just then I heard a grinding noise and something grabbed my ponytail and ripped my head back into my headboard. I screamed and ran upstairs. My mom didn’t believe me until she looked at the back of my head and saw how it was swollen and bleeding.

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Around 91-92, I lived in an old 3 story house/duplex with a bunch of guys from school. On Christmas day, my roommates and I all left to spend the holiday with our families. I was the first one to get back to the house that evening. The house is dark and quiet. I went to the kitchen and decided to do the sink-full of dirty dishes before the other guys got home. The kitchen for our apartment was on the 2nd floor and the kitchen sink was on the opposite wall from the open doorway that led to the hall. So, I’m standing at the sink, water running, doing the dishes when I just happen to see one of the guys, out of the corner of my eye, over my left shoulder. I can’t see who it is, but he’s silently creeping towards me, with one hand reaching for my shoulder.

I immediately decide that if thinks he thinks he’s going to startle me, I’m going to turn the tables on him. I continue doing the dishes as if I have no idea he’s there. I’m watching him, out of the corner of my eye, creep closer and closer, until he’s practically touching me. At the last possible moment, I whirl around to scare him. Only, there’s no one there, nothing. That figure? That silhouette? That apparition? That I watched cross the room, reaching out towards me like a bad B-movie horror film, no sign of it, nothing. I don’t recall what I did immediately afterwards, but I was certainly glad when my roommates got home that night. Otherwise, I have never seen or experienced anything like that and I have been in some amazingly creepy places.

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I live on a farm out in the middle of nowhere that raises sheep and goats. I usually get up every morning around 7 am to go feed them, but something peculiar happened on this specific morning… I went down to the fence, [and] I saw something odd at the far end of the sheep pen. At first I thought a sheep was hanging from the fence post, but as I got closer, I realized that the sheep was standing on its hind legs. The realization made me freeze in my tracks about 10 feet away from the animal. I just stood there in silence for a moment. After maybe 30 seconds of standing still, the sheep turned around and looked at me.

It didn’t even seem fazed that I was watching it. It just said “Oh, good morning,” dropped back onto all fours, and went to eat with the rest of the sheep. The voice was definitely a man’s voice, but it sounded off. Like a man who had just been roundhouse kicked in the throat. I genuinely have no clue what happened here. I don’t live anywhere near skinwalker territory, so that’s out of the question, and it wasn’t malicious in any way. It was actually quite polite, as insane as that sounds. Is there even such a thing as a harmless skinwalker? … I know I wasn’t hallucinating. I just don’t have a clue what I could’ve seen.

——————happy 2023! And if there’s an alien invasion, remember project blue beam and that shit’s gonna be fake! Don’t fear but do get right with Jesus because it’s all looking mighty biblical from hereon out.

This blog does not exist

for the F🖕K of it

Welp. Google does not want this blog to exist so no matter what anyone writes in the search bar or however many times they may search exact terms and put them in quotes (go ahead, try “madcopycat” or the title for any of the entries), Google has decided to make this little dangerous corner of the world completely invisible. I should be honored. It gives me the kind of freedom few can boast about.

Thankfully, I never had plans to monetize this… but it still makes me mad, perhaps sad, at a loss… how can..? but why would…? Just wow, amazing how easily anyone can be erased. Could it be that any one voice might prove that important? Or is the blanket of lies so huge and sacrosanct, so untouchable, lest it fall down like the proverbial house of cards?… fuck you, fascist, tyrannical, skynet wannabe, dishonest, vile, evil, pathetic, censorship infested, demon possessed, Luciferian Google.

Have no doubt: Google is a huge and central component of the beast system. It’s here and has brought with it a fetid stink that gets into everything and becomes impossible to ignore.

It’s almost unfathomable how my feelings have completely flipped from a few years ago when I used to enjoy searching and throwing myself down rabbit holes. Then again, Google is almost unrecognizable from a few years ago. And, let’s be clear: it was never anyone’s friend. It should be obvious to everyone by now (except those still spoonfeeding themselves a diet of mainstream media syrup psyops) that the sweet college buddies in a garage bullshit story was never true (and has never been true) about any of these monster tech tyrants. When you see a turtle flying and all that.

And fact-checkers are now the equivalent of Internet herpes. They’re everywhere, infecting everything, and the best anyone can hope for is to manage the symptoms because there’s never going to be a cure for it. And better not scratch a single one of those ghastly sores no matter how horribly it may itch or burn, it’ll just add more lesions to the injury.

Anyway, the best I can hope for, if anyone is ever to find and read my small attempt at having a voice in this huge, desolate void, is for Brave to become a bigger and better search engine. I’ll keep promoting it wherever I can. There’s also a handful of others worth checking out, with the latest I heard about being freespoke.com.

It’s stunning how many are still completely unaware of the extreme censorship that has overtaken Google (not to mention social media). Must be a case of “you don’t know what you don’t know”, a bit like that bygone era when personal filter bubbles began hijacking everyone’s search experience.

So, with my newfound invisible invincibility, I guess it’s time to hit the pfake pfizer pfraud deathshot, and break every branch on that damned taboo tree on the way down!

1 of 6 (TikTok immediately found these to be in violation of its terms of service/community guidelines, which I promptly read in their entirety and still couldn’t hazard a guess as to which one was violated.)
2 of 6 (wish I had 9 so one of them could be 7 of 9)
3 of 6 (most of the images I believe are from theCOVIDblog.com)
4 of 6 (it’s a little despairing to find that everyone I may have admired in the past is just another piece of shit… all of them pushed this poison relentlessly. I truly think no one made the cut. On the other hand, I’m surprised at those who turned out to be made out of finer stuff: Dave Mustaine, Kid Rock, Tim Allen, a bunch of medical doctors, a bunch of Christians, a bunch of conservatives, truly a random, assorted crowd. Completely the opposite of that with which I tend to identify but, hey, I guess that’s now the corner where I’m supposed to find a seat.)
5 of 6 (we’re almost done, hold your fucking horses.)
6 of 6 (that’s it. All done. Nothing else to say for now, but just for fun and why the hell not: FUCK YOU GOOGLE!)

An interview story

I’ve been looking for a job for almost a year now. Lost the one I had due to being under the impression that Pfizer doesn’t get to tell me what to put into my body.

In that time, I’ve been sending out resumes with cover letters non-stop, trying to follow a piece of advice that instructs to “apply to so many places that you can’t keep track of which ones didn’t answer you”. In other words, hundreds of applications sent out and hundreds of hours spent answering silly questions such as “in 240 characters or less, tell us what makes you unique; try to be creative and catch our eye”. First of all, proper grammar would be “or fewer” not “or less”. And second, there is a limit to how many times I can answer this before becoming jaded and answering with a huge

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu
Once more, with feeling: Ffffffffffff Uuuuuuuu!!

Anyway, what’s got my government mandated genderless underwear in a bunch this time? Well, I managed to secure an interview (which isn’t as easy as you would think; I’ve had maybe a total of four interviews since I began to search in earnest) with a NY ad agency.

I’m not sure what exactly the agency calls itself officially because I’ve seen at least three variations of their stupid name so let’s just call them D’ since that was one of them. Yes, D and an apostrophe. I don’t wish to identify them further than that, the whole thing still makes me nauseous as it is.

So far so good, even though, all throughout the island where I live, we’ve been without power for about ten days because of tropical storm Fiona + corruption + a power grid from literally 50 years ago that gets no maintenance or updating + a company called Luma (lumapr.com) that’s done nothing but fuck us up the ass for 5 years sans lube = a whole island of weary assfucked people who just want their power back. Maybe this deserves its own post at some point.

As I was saying, we’ve all been well and truly fucked without power during a horrible heatwave for 9-10 days but, of course, I’m thrilled at the opportunity of an interview and I’m going to do my damn best in spite of the hurdles. As I always do.

Then, a miracle: the power comes back the night before the interview and the next morning it’s still on. I’m praying, literally talking directly to God, writing all kinds of checks my ass won’t be able to cash and openly admitting that i will at least try to keep my end of the deal if He’ll just make sure the power stays on until after the interview.

It’s going to be a zoom video call (kids, make sure to ask a potential employer what they mean when they say they’d like to “give you a call for a quick chat” – do they mean a video call or a regular call? Don’t assume. Be sure by asking!) and all I want is to have reliable internet and my MacBook Pro to make things as smooth as possible. The power holds and two nice people from D’s creative department interview me. They know about the island’s energy crisis. It’s a concern. It’s part of the conversation. One of them is from here so he knows what shit be like.

At the end of the call, they’re nice enough to let me know when to expect a final answer. By next week, they reckon, I’ll be hearing whether I get the chance to show them what I’ve got.

A few hours after the interview, on Tuesday evening, the power fucks off again for no discernible reason but I don’t care. I had a great interview and by next week, all power issues will surely be a thing of the past (until the next storm). I’m not worried. I can relax.

The power doesn’t come back for over 24 hours. It’s late Wednesday night (Sep 28) when it does. My phones have run out of juice by then and I plug them in without much concern.

Thursday is a busy day although I forget what exactly happened. Power went out again. Power came back again. Groceries were needed. Mom wanted me to accompany her to UPS’ offices out in the boonies because the parts to fix her washer had arrived. We spend the afternoon together, 4 hours or more. I tell her all about the interview. She’s happy but always warns me to not get excited yet. I’ve had to learn to listen to her. She’s usually right. I can count on one hand the times when her advice wasn’t spot on. In fact, I can count them with one finger and it’s a story I’m not ready to share here.

Here’s my mom. While looking for UPS we ended up at (gasp!) Luma’s Aviation. Made me wish I’d brought a flamethrower.

Okay, okay, I’m stretching this out too much. So, it’s around 2-3 pm on Friday, Sep 30 that I (by sheer luck and chance) finally notice I have a voice mail from D’s contact person plus a message sent through LinkedIn, both from Thursday. She says they want to give me a chance and would it be possible to start Monday. To please reply ASAP as we’ve got to set a rate bla bla bla. I go to my emails to write a message from there and notice that the contact person’s first attempt to reach me happened on Wednesday evening.

D’s first attempt to reach me Wednesday night.

To be clear, all messages are from the person who first got in touch with me and who organized the zoom call; she wasn’t part of the interview. Why this matters, you may wonder… well, it’s somewhat important because, as you may recall, at the end of the interview, they established a timeline so I wasn’t expecting to hear back from them until the next week.

Im feeling nervous, realizing it’s Friday, but quickly calm myself down. Nobody would be ridiculous enough to retract an offer because they couldn’t reach you IMMEDIATELY. I mean, you’re supposed to give candidates a chance to get back to you. Nobody knows what anyone else’s days are like so we are patient (up to a point) and I’m pretty certain I’m still within the proper timeframe. After all, her last attempt had been that (Friday) morning through LinkedIn. Still and all, im nervous because I want this. Nay, scratch that, I need this.

As quick as I can gather my wits I shoot off the following email: “Hi so and so, I am so sorry to not have seen your email before now. I hate to imagine what you must be thinking!
For my part, this is amazing news and yes, of course, I can start Monday, October 3rd.
I’m home right now if you have a minute. I’ll be heading out in about an hour but will be back shortly. Please, feel free to call as late as you like (or at any point during the weekend). I’m genuinely thrilled to get this opportunity. Again, thank you so much.
I look forward to talking to you!”

I waited a little while and then headed out to get groceries now that the power seemed to be holding. And as I stood forlornly in front of the frozen chicken, her last message comes in.

#HiringIsBroken

I’m not gonna lie: I stood in front of the sad frozen chickens and wept. And wept. And wept. In fact, it makes me cry even now just thinking about that moment when a great illusion was yanked right out of my hands, the bottomless disappointment I felt at having something offered and immediately taken back even though I’d done everything right… did I? What could I have done better? Not trust them about getting back to me next week? And what good would that have been if the power issues were still happening and I ran out juice and I can’t think of a single thing I could’ve managed another way. I am/was literally powerless.

So I wept and cursed and rued the day and hurled poxes on the power companies and the corrupt politicians and the chickens and the whole goddamn forsaken island where my life unfolds in all its unfortunate glory.

But most of all, fuck you D’ & partners. I was the best candidate and you couldn’t wait another day? You found it preferable to go with the candidate you didn’t like best and I hope their work is as second rate as you’ve shown yourselves to be. You don’t offer a job and rescind it before 48 hours have even elapsed. You just don’t. It’s unspeakably rude. It’s cruel.

I‘m finding solace in the strangest thing. It’s a small thing, but it’s something. I look at the picture of the contact person, her title being business manager or something like that, and I think to myself, no, I don’t want to work under anyone with jowls like that. Jowls such as those point to them being a bigger asshole than the judge from Pink Floyd’s movie The Wall. After fifty, everyone gets the face they deserve. Look around. Not even surgery can go against that truth.

Take a look. You tell me. Sometimes it’s right to judge a book by its jowls. Would you like to have this person as your boss?

Covered the eyes to avoid reverse image search from spitting out where it’s from but I’m too lazy to test it. If you choose to look up this creature up and find her, don’t be rude on my behalf. I’m done with her and all of them. That shit has sailed and after sobbing at the supermarket, I snipped off any karma that could link me with their messed up ways.

It’s Time For Even More Allegedly True Scary Stories 😱😲🤢🤐

God knows how often we have them in front of us and can’t see them.

As usual, a lot of these are from Reddit or Quora. I didn’t think I’d be sharing them in a blog so I didn’t keep sources. If one of these is originally yours and you’d like me to remove it or give you credit, leave me a comment. Aside from that, I hope you find a perverse sense of joy from these allegedly creepy true stories.

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Whenever I think of scary stories, this is the one that comes to mind. It freaked me out for a long time.

I have a twin brother and one time when we were 6 years old and at our Aunts house we were playing hide and seek with our cousins.

We were hiding in a room in the basement where the water heater was kept and this room had wood paneled walls. We were crouched down behind the water heater and there was enough light coming in from the window that we could see perfectly clearly in this area.

Anyway we’re sitting there face to face hiding and listening for our cousin’s footsteps when we heard “pssst.” We both immediately looked right at where it came from and, you guessed it, there was perfectly formed detailed human face in the wall, and it was f#@$ing SMILING!

I stared at it for a second, maybe two, completely confused at what I was seeing and thinking somehow somebody was playing a joke on us, but then it blinked and shifted it’s eyes at the same time, and I literally plowed my brother over to escape. We were both absolutely hysterical.

I’ve brought this up many times to my brother and he remembers it exactly as I do. And my Aunt still remembers our reaction afterwards and says that she knew we were telling the truth because she could see the fear in our eyes. —————————————————————

There’s a story an old Russian friend of mine told me. This guy was a real badass, about 7 feet tall built like a god damn tank, and intimidating as hell. The kind of guy that makes a drill sergeant back down and piss himself. Saved my life on one occasion, he was an asshole.

Anyway he and a couple of his old buddies were out hiking in I think some mountains in Siberia. Him and his six friends. They are out having a good time, drinking around a fire they had built. They are all talking and then my friend asked his buddy how many people were on the trip. “Seven why?” “Count the heads.” “One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight… Fuck.”

They all look around and then the newcomer isn’t looking about. You know that movement when a sitting person si laughing really hard, that kind of movement where they kinda rock and smile.

Well according to him this thing started doing that only about 100 times faster, and started emitting like a buzzing sound, like a swarm of cicada. ANd the louder the buzzing got the more the thing faded away. Then the buzzing and the figure both vanished at once.

Now the story might not sound scary. But hearing the fear in his voice as he tells it, and after watching him pick up and choke slam a muscular guy into the hospital when he acted as security… the fear in his eyes was more than telling. —————————————————————

It was 2010, a few weeks before Christmas. My son was only 2 and was potty training, and had woken up in the night. I brought him to the bathroom and sat him on the toilet, my husband and I sat on the edge in the tub, facing our son.

Suddenly he pointed behind us, into the shower, and screamed bloody murder. In that same instant, we very clearly heard what sounded like a 250-300lb man running down the staircase, which was only a few feet away from the bathroom door.

We then heard violent pounding on the front door, it lasted at least a few minutes although it felt like forever. It lasted long enough for me to come to my senses kind of (we were still in shock) and I thought surely someone was trying to break into my home, it sounded like multiple large men trying to bust down my door.

I was about to call the police when I realized my phone was downstairs and I certainly wasn’t going to go get it. The pounding stopped and next we heard… something… just tearing our first floor of our house apart. It was frantic. It was like the Tasmanian devil was whirling around our living room and adjacent rooms, tearing shit up.

Once that finally stops and all is quiet my husband calls our dog, who was downstairs. A medium sized pit bull who was not skittish and was so faithful that she always came when called. At this point we are still at the top of the stairs, only a few feet from our son who was on the toilet still, and the staircase bends, so we couldn’t see downstairs.

We hear her nails clicking on the hardwood, and suddenly scratching, as if she couldn’t get her footing or something. She doesn’t come. My husband calls her again and finally she comes to us, clearly shaken. Eventually we get brave and go downstairs to see what we could make sense of. Something had to explain it, right?

Downstairs our house is a wreck. The Christmas tree was knocked over, branches broken off. And from the bottom of the stairs to the top of the stairwell that leads to the basement is a line of dog pee…

now, this dog didn’t have accidents in the house, and she didn’t go in the basement, either. The only thing we could conclude was that she tried to come upstairs the first time we called her and was held down (causing the scratching sound of her trying to gain traction on the hardwood floor) and/or dragged toward the basement (causing her to pee out of sheer fear).

We all slept together that night, and I sage cleansed the house the next day. We never had a problem there again, but I did find something strange in the basement after. What appeared to be dried straw or something similar, braided, tied with a red ribbon and hung on the wall. Never did find out what it was for. Scariest shit of my life. —————————————————————

This one night (early morn) around 2 or 3am, my home phone rang (thIs happened around 2002 and i only had a landline at the time), with a regular answering machine attached – the kind that u could hear the outgoing msg, then the bleep, then the incoming msg, in real time…

So i screened the late night call and hear the machine pick it up. “hi, u’ve reached bev, leave a message after the beep, and ill return your call…” “BEEP”…

The incoming msg was ME from an old OUTGOING work answering machine msg! it was my old work number on the caller i.d. and the msg was ME saying “Hello, u’ve reached Physicians Plus. We are currently out of the office. Please call 911 if u have a medical emergency. All other calls will be returned asap”

That office went out of business in 1999. 

The phone number hadn’t existed since. 

Scared the living shit outa me. —————————————————————

One time when me and my friend were exploring an abandoned radio station that apparently had satanic rituals has happen there, we started messing around and were throwing a water bottle back and forth across a very large room.

He couldn’t catch it cause it was to high and it looked like it would hit the way and bounce off but instead it hit the wall made no sound and disappeared.

We started freaking out not knowing wtf had happened. It looked like the water bottle had just simply went through the wall. There were no holes in the wall or anything. I couldn’t except this so I got a piece of rebar from part of the building and started breaking the wall and about 20 minuets of breaking the wall we found the water bottle inside the wall.

I don’t have any idea how this happened —————————————————————

This happened to me when i was 10 and my brother was 9. No one else saw this but we both remember it the same way. We were throwing his cheep, rubber, little Spiderman ball back and forth in the front yard.

Our house was 2 stories and the only thing near us was a barren tree. I threw the ball up in the air and watched it go up. I lost sight of the ball as it flew through the air. The ball never came back down… —————————————————————

I believe with everything in me that my parents house is haunted. We’re not religious or anything, but we believe enough not to fuck with that kind of stuff. First off, my mom has this pretty big collection of living dead dolls, scary masks, horror posters and stuff in the living room so we don’t spook easily. 

• while I lived there my sister and I shared a room. Every now and then around 3AM we would hear knocking, or the sounds of someone shoveling outside our window. My sister is not a believer but she heard it too. Every time we heard it my dad would check outside and he never saw anything. 

• when I was about 16-17 I was in my room on the top bunk of our bed with my hair dangling over the ladder. Out of nowhere my hair was pulled and flung over my face like someone grabbed it and tossed it over me. I was alone in the room, all doors and windows shut, air off. 

• my bed was arranged so that when I opens my eyes I could see into the hall, and into my parents room at the other end. We all slept with the doors open. I would sometimes wake and see a figured of a tall man standing over my dad. My mom frequently awakes to the same man.

• my dad and brother like to pull pranks and jokes, and frequently while using the bathroom they’ll pound on the door to scare us.

I was using the bathroom and someone pounded on the door, and I brushed it off thinking it was them. When I tried to leave the bathroom I couldn’t get out, it was like someone was holding onto the door knob. I shouted for my brother to knock it off but I still couldn’t get out. Usually by now I’d hear giggling from my brother or dad, but I didn’t hear anything. The door suddenly gave so fast I almost fell. No one was home.

• about a year ago my sister was in my parents room watching tv. Their room is the most creepy. You never feel alone in that room. There’s a bathroom attached to their room, and the door was open. Out of nowhere the sink turns on FULL BLAST, and my sister noped the fuck out of there.

When my dad went in to check it was off. Over the years we’ve had a lot of pets, and they always bark at one corner in the house. In my old room. We’re the first people to live here, in fact my parents helped build it. —————————————————————

About two months ago I made a phone call to my mother, but the line went dead after the first ring, and then it got fuzzy. For some reason I felt like I shouldn’t put the phone down, and so I kept it at my ear.

The fuzz sounded like TV static, and it got louder over about 15 seconds. Then a voice came on that was faint and robotic sounding. It may sound silly, but it sounded similar to the robotic-like voices in The Fourth Kind (with Milla Jovovich). The static was much louder than the voice, and made it very difficult to make out the words. This is what I could hear: “You….. Chose…..Father……Home……Need(heed?)…… Child…..Watching……Save(safe?)…”

Then everything stopped excpept for a faint breathing sound. The hair on my body was standing and I was shocked. I almost put the phone down, but then I heard a loud exhale, and then the line went dead.

Ever since then, I’ve been feeling like I’m being watched, and I’ve seen a dark figure multiple times in my house at night. A peer of mine were walking to the parking garage after work one night, and we were talking. I made a joke, she laughed, and when she turned to look at me, her face immedately turned to horror. She screamed and acutually fell back.

When I finally calmed her down, she said she swore she saw a skinny black figure walking beside me and looking at her. It had a large head and bright white eyes. She is still frightened from it.

My sleep is interrupted every night by bright white lights that go away right when I open my eyes. I don’t know what to make of it all.

But I have a theory that this may be connected to something that happened to me as a child; I went to an outdoor camp in California for a week that all the 5th graders go. I had a blast at camp. No seperation anxiety from my parents or anything. I was having fun.

The night before our last day (the day we would be getting on the bus to go home) I woke up to the bright lights that have been waking me recently. I was a little startled, and confused as well because I was laying on the floor.

(Before you read the rest just know that I have never been a sleep-walker. I’ve never done it up until that point, and up until now I still have never sleep-walked.) I got up to get back into my bunk (we stayed in cabins. each cabin had 5 bunk beds and a restroom) but there was someone in my bunk.

The moonlight shining into the cabin was enough for me to see that I didn’t recognize the person in my bunk. I climbed up the bunk ladder to see if my bunkmate knew what was going on, but I didnt recognize the person in his bunk either.

Frightened, I walked over to the restroom, but the door to the restroom was not on the side of the cabin that it had always been on. I became increasingly anxious and afraid, and decided to go outsuide to take a deep breath and try to figure out what was going on.

When I got outside, I was able to see the sign on the front door. I wasn’t in my cabin. In fact, I was all the way across the campsite from my cabin. Scared out my mind, I started to run back to my cabin (about 1/6 of a mile in distance).

On the way back, I kept seeing a bright light over my shoulder. I finally got back, and into my bunk. I laid awake under my covers for a few hours until i fell asleep. Every now and again I could see the lights shine in through the window.

When I woke up, I thought that it may have all been a dream, except that there was dirt on my socks and pine needles leading up to my bunk. ——-———————————————

I remember one Sunday morning, my brother and I were watching Cardcaptor Sakura on TV, and someone knocked on the door.

We lived in an apartment that was empty, the owner hadn’t rented the second floor, it was a two bedroom apartment, a kitchen and a bathroom by the door. A small apartment but with a big window that faces out to the door.

So when I heard someone knock, I checked the window and I saw my father (so I thought). I was going to the door to open it. When I was going to unlock the door, my mother pulls me away and screams at me to not open the door because I didn’t know who it was. I told her I saw my dad. She freaked out, going to the window and checking and then checking the peephole.

She started to get terrified and she said to go to the farthest room in the apartment and to not come out. She went and woke up my dad, my dad got up angry and confused. We told him what we saw and the man was still knocking the door. My dad screamed, “Who is it?” No answer, he said he will call the cops, the regular threats but nothing.

We saw while my dad was busy screaming at him, that he was just standing still [in] front of the door. So my mom took us to the farthest room from the door while my dad got ready to open the door with a metal bat. Once he did, the man was gone.

My dad goes out looking everywhere around the apartment. The apartment door was a heavy metal door and always was heard when someone comes in and out but we heard nothing that morning nor nothing when my dad opened the door. We heard no footsteps either but my brother, my mother, and I saw that man that looked exactly like my father. —————————————————————

When I was 9, I stayed home “sick” from school. I distinctly remember that I wasn’t actually sick, simply playing hooky to avoid [mean kids] as I did that a lot around that age.

I awoke from a nap, turned on the TV in our living room, and scrolled through some channels when my “mother” suddenly leaned over the bar and stared at me without saying anything. I had been awake for a few minutes at this point, so I can’t rightly blame sleep paralysis for all of this. Now, whatever this thing was, it was entirely IDENTICAL to my actual mother.

It sounds weird to describe, but it’s as if the only difference was that this thing pretending to be my mom had never felt a single emotion in its life. It was unsettling. It beckoned me, and I attempted to talk to her as I would my mother. She kept beckoning, refused to answer, and that’s when I sensed something horribly wrong. The whole scenario felt disgustingly familiar, but I’ll get into that later.

Naturally, I started screaming at this thing to answer me. It just kept beckoning. I bolted, running out of the room and into the yard yelling for help.

My mother, the real one, had been working in the yard and came rushing over. I told her what I’d just seen and she soothed me with easy explanations that it must have been a fever dream, but thankfully stayed by my side the rest of the afternoon as I was a nervous wreck. —————————————————————

When I was about 16 or 17, I was really heavy into doing the oujia board. Other stuff happened but the doppelgangers were definitely the worst.

The first one was my mom. I heard her come in and my best friend was with me. She and I walked down to greet her. She looked like a younger version of my mom and was carrying groceries, so I tried calling out to her but she didn’t respond and walked into my brother’s room.

Then I got a sick feeling. I called out to her, but she didn’t respond still, so I followed her up. She was not there. When I walked back down, my real mom had come in and didn’t know what was going on. She was also wearing a different outfit. The next one was my brother. My mom was talking to him on the phone, and he said he was on his way home.

As soon as he hung up, my brother walked in the door. He talked to us for a little (mom wanted him to take out the garbage or something) and then walked to the bathroom. He had been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes and then I got the sick feeling again. I asked if he had fallen in or something.

Then, my real brother walked in and was freaked out. My mom checked on him all night to make sure he was okay. Both times they had darker eyes, and it felt sort of like a dream but I was definitely awake and other people witnessed it. —————————————————————

I’ve mentioned in previous comments that my childhood home was massively haunted. A lot of the haunting happened during the day, but here’s the one that panicked me the most.

I was alone watching my brother. I was around 18, he was two or three, barely talking yet. We were in his playroom, a really brightly lit area downstairs, playing with blocks or something when he suddenly goes from giggling and running around to just… frozen starring at the entryway into the room.

I ask him what’s up, and he just points to our staircase and says “icky noise.” He’d been pointing and saying that freaked out randomly for a while now, and I figured it was going to be another time showing him nothing is there, but I finally take a good look at the stairs and there’s something there.

Our staircase was mostly surrounded by walls, so I hadn’t noticed at first due to the shadows, but I could see crouched on the step just below where the wall cut off this pitch black shape of a person. It was literally a slightly fuzzy silhouette of a person made of just pure black, clearly looking at us between the hand railing.

It took a step further down toward us, still crouched holding the rails, before my brain processed that I was actually seeing it. I screamed, because what other response are you really gonna have to that, grabbed my brother, and hauled out of the house. We ended up sitting in the backyard playing with my sister’s dog while I called my mom and waited for her to get home.

Sightings of that thing only got worse before we moved out. When my brother was a bit older he was able to explain; he called it “icky noise” because whenever it showed up he could hear this really gross scary gurgling whisper. I never heard it make noise, but I definitely saw it several times, and it got rid of my idea that daytime was automatically safe real fast. —————————————————————

This may sound crazy, but here goes. In college, my then boyfriend and I lived in an old house near campus. The house always kind of gave off a little bit of a creepy vibe, but nothing ominous.

After living there about a year, I started seeing things out of the corner of my eye, things I couldn’t explain but would convince myself weren’t there. One day I was walking through the living room and could have sworn I saw a youngish guy with long hair, wearing jeans and a bandana, sitting on my couch. When I looked again, he was gone.

Shortly thereafter, then boyfriend’s things started getting messed with. He’d left a stack of magazines on the bed while he went to shower. When he came back they were spread out across the bed. Not like the stack had just fallen over, but arranged in a grid.

Another time in the shower, the water turned suddenly cold. He reached down to turn the hot water up only to find that the hot water was completely off. He started to feel creeped out, but I never got a bad feeling despite the things I’d seen. I joked that we had a ghost, the bandana hippie guy I saw on the couch, and he had a crush on me.

One night, boyfriend and I were cooking dinner together. He came up behind me at the stove and started kissing my neck. I joked, “Be careful, Jed (that’s what we’d started referring to the ‘ghost’ as) isn’t gonna like you doing that.” He laughed and said out loud, “Sorry Jed, you can’t have her. She’s mine.”

No sooner than the words left his mouth, there was a huge crash in the next room. We went into the living room to inspect and found that the glass door to our entertainment center was completely shattered. Pieces of glass were flung all over the room like the glass had been hit with something hard.

After that, no more weird things happened. No more creepy feelings. No more odd occurrences. —————————————

My parents were in their early twenties and I was three when we moved into our first tiny one bedroom apartment in Long Beach, California.

The old apartment building was on Ximeno Street, which has since been torn down and is now the Wilson HS soccer field. Though it was tiny, it did have a big closet, and this became my room. It had my little bed against one closet wall, a shelf on the wall to the right and above the bed for a few toys, and two pictures hung underneath the shelf.

I always went to bed with the closet light still on – mom would turn it off later. It was during the time that I would try to fight sleep that I would see the white hand appear. I would feel very drowsy but not wanting to shut my eyes, I would look around the little closet and see the shelf…and then white fingers of a white hand would start to appear over the shelf’s edge.

The hand looked like normal hand, it looked like skin, I could see wrinkles in it, but it was very white. Like it was painted white. At first I just kind of raised my eyebrows at this. I didn’t get up and run or scream or feel all that scared. I remember even now thinking about what the heck I was seeing and I somehow just knew it was disembodied.

I never thought of a body or a freaky face that it might be attached to, it was just this…hand. It slowly fumbled around the shelf, feeling the toys, moving slowly as if seeing with its fingers.

Eventually I just dropped off to sleep. This would happen off and on and I got used to it.

Then one night I was pretty awake still when lying in bed, probably amped out on sugar, when the hand appeared, grasped this round stuffed ball toy on the shelf and threw it to the ground on the other side of my bed.

This was the first time I got really scared. I just froze there, looking down at the toy on the floor not quite believing it was actually just on the shelf. I felt really weird, the light was a bit dim in there and the air felt thick…eventually I fell asleep.

The next night, went to bed a little worried. I knew I was going to see it, and I wondered why I didn’t say anything to my parents about it that day. I saw the hand come out over the shelf, and now saw white arm. I was terrified.

The hand/arm crawled down the wall, with fingers walking and somehow sticking to the wall without falling off, toward one of the hanging pictures, and very precisely lifted it off the nail and let it drop. It fell on my bed, about three feet from my pillow.

Now I screamed and ran! I’m sure the story sounded pretty strange coming from a three year old. I was told it was my imagination and maybe it was…but it was strong enough to stick with me all these years. And we also moved out!

A few years back I tried to research something about it, and found that a ghostly white hand apparition sometimes appeared to certain people in a certain family at different times for more than 500 years. Who knows maybe I am a part of that family, or maybe it was really just my imagination… —————————————————————

I grew up in a large suburb outside of Houston, during the early 90s when a lot of farmland settled by the original German immigrants was being bought up by developers and turned into new homes.

My family lived at the very end of our subdivision, and past my house was a great expanse of farmland, flanked by thick woods and old decaying shacks from the 1800s.

Every day on my walk home from school, I passed by a particularly overgrown old shack, which I conjecture must have at some point been a house. It leaned like it would fall over at any minute on its tired old foundation, and just beyond it lay a long row of fence.

While commuting to-and-from elementary school, and I always walked by it, picking up interesting rocks and things, and I never thought much of it. There was always construction while the subdivision was expanding, so developers dug long trenches for sewage and erected electrical lines through the farmland.

Beyond the fence was a small lake, which I often snuck into to explore and catch frogs. After an encounter with a water moccasin, a species of pit viper, I decided to stay clear of it.

The farm also had cows meandering through the meadow, and one large black horse. A storm rolled in the previous night, and I remember the clouds being so thick and black that it felt like night when arriving at school the next day. Once it hit full-force, the power went out at the school, so our teacher decided to have us all sit together on the floor and read to us for the rest of the day.

The storm passes, but the darkness lingers when I got out of school. Walking the muddy path past the crooked house and the aging fence in the darkness, each step becomes more and more difficult as the mud collects on my shoes.

That’s when I hear a thrashing. The cows are gone, but I recall the old black horse, thinking it may be sick or injured. Steam rises from the horse’s sleek, black coat, as it kicks its back legs wildly and violently slams its face into the muck.

Looking at its face, it appear to not be panicked, but rather calm. Again-and-again, it plows its head into the mud and kicks out its legs, then shakes its head from side to side furiously. I stop to watch it; looking back I wish I had just kept walking.

After after a minute or two, it stops to look up at me, the grime sliding off of its face. Giving me no time to react, the horse begins charging towards me. Instead of jumping over the fence, it lowers its massive head and tears through the gap between the fence boards.

The wood cracks and splinters as the horse’s muscled body strains and its long neck extends through the gap, and it begins snapping at me. With its entire body covered in huge, swollen muscles it repeatedly recoils and slams all of its weight back into the fence, attempting to break the boards, again and again. Its enormous, broad teeth come inches from me, and I fall out of my shoes backwards, leaving them stuck in the mud.

It’s a miracle that the fence holds it back. Seeing it up close, I realize the horse is burned, badly. The skin around its mouth is seared, and tendrils of pink, bloody skin snake its way over its face like a spider web. The absence of skin makes its teeth seem even larger, its black gums exposed and frothing with spit I feel hitting me in the face.

At this moment I am absolutely terrified this horse will kill me. I want to get up, but the thick mud traps me.

And the smell. It is like sulfur—a mixture of wet animal, burned meat, and singed hair. But what sticks with me the most are its eyes, which are clouded over like black ink poured into milk.

As it struggles to reach me through the fence, its nostrils flared, covering me in its hot breath. The sound of its heavy teeth snapping shut over and over deafens me. I leave my shoes and run home, and cause my mother to scream at me about the mud when I burst inside.

I tell her about the horse that nearly killed me, and that I left my shoes there in the mud. She grabs me by the arm and plans to make me take her back there to get them, but I cry and scream not to go, so she goes alone.

When she comes back she is holding my muddy old sneakers in her hands, and she tells me she saw the horse. It was dead. A farmhand dragged its body behind a tractor, telling my mom that the horse died earlier that day. One of the power new power lines running through the meadow knocked over during the storm, and the horse must have been near the lake, because it had been electrocuted and killed.

He said it had died instantly beside the lake when the power went out hours ago. —————————————————————

Alone at home in my apartment, I decide to take a shower. I lock the door out of habit, and it can only be locked and unlocked from the inside. My clean and dirty clothes litter the floor of the bathroom in two separate piles.

When I finish my shower, I find my clothes, both dirty and clean, neatly folded in two separate stacks on the floor. The door is still locked and I take very quick showers, so this happened in the span of five minutes.

I have no explanation and I get goose bumps just thinking about it. This happened about a week ago and nothing like it has happened prior or since. —————————————————————

I grew up in a small town in central Pennsylvania. With nothing to do, nowhere to go, my best friend and I hung out constantly. We were inseparable. 

One night, while my parents are out of town we decide to have a bonfire late on a dark and foggy night. We head out to start the fire, about an hour before anyone showed up.

Once the fire is lit, my friend goes back inside to grab some booze from my room while I am in the bathroom. After I finish, my friend is nowhere to be found, having up and left.

After that night he never looks me in the eye, avoids me as much as possible, and never comes over again.

A few years later I see his sister at the supermarket, and we start talking. The conversation turns to my friend, and eventually I ask why he stopped talking to me.

Her response chills me to the bone: “He told me when he was at your house he looked out the window and saw things dancing around your fire. Evil things.” —————————————————————

I am doing laundry in my ex’s old Civil War-era home, which, at one point, was used as a makeshift hospital to house the fatally wounded, the basement acting as a morgue.

The basement always creeped me out, turning the hairs up on my body sending my heart racing every time. I’m not easily scared, so for me to feel this was unusual. So, as I am quietly doing my laundry, I hear the door shut behind me. I think nothing of it, brushing it off as a draft.

As I go to grab the doorknob, it refuses budge, as if someone is holding it on the other side. I throw all my weight against the door and it still won’t budge. I start banging and screaming, in hopes that someone would hear me.

In the midst of that noise, the dryer shoots open, all my laundry spilling onto the floor and evening hitting the wall across from the dryer. Not exactly a manufacturing malfunction.

So, I am almost sh*tt*ng my pants, eyes welling with tears, and I feel a fear I have never felt before. Not being able to see anything, but be able to feel it is the most terrifying feeling. I feel something in the room with me.

Long story short, the door opens after about 20 minutes of me sobbing on the floor, all too casual. It slowly creaks open and I dash out, never to do laundry in that house again. —————————————————————

One of my close friends lived next to a house that was always vacant. It would sell, people would move in, and then one day they’d be gone and the house would be up for sale again.

One summer, when the house was listed again and the last family had moved out, we decided to go take a tour and eat some Jack in the Box we had picked up.

We weren’t very smart sometimes and thought it would be cool to play chicken with whatever was haunting this house. My friend was really skinny and crawled through the dog door that led straight into the kitchen, then opened the back door for me.

We went through all of the rooms and it was pretty nondescript, just a typical 50s style bungalow house with a similar layout to his home, lots of pretty woodwork and built-ins.

After we determined that the house really wasn’t that creepy after all, we sat down in the dining area, on the floor, across from a little horseshoe shaped nook with a kitchen table and built-in bench.

It was dusk out but the windows didn’t have curtains and it never got that dark in our city, anyway. At this point, we had been in the house for maybe 25 minutes and after we finished eating we stayed sitting just to hang out and talk since we weren’t spooked out at all.

All of a sudden, mid-sentence, completely out of nowhere, my vision went black and I felt this eery coldness wash all over me (I’m getting chills thinking about it), a feeling so thick I felt like it penetrated my through my body down to my bones.

At the very same moment this happened, my friend screamed. I virtually could not see anything and was groping around trying to find something to grab onto and I felt so unsettled and …cold. There’s really no other word for it.

After what felt like hours, I felt my friend’s hands in mine and he pulled me to my feet and drug me through the house to the back door. He kept pulling on my arm and I still couldn’t see anything.

We got outside and slowly ..you know that feeling when you get a whole body shiver and it runs down your spine? As soon as I was outside, that’s what I felt, except this was a whole body shiver that started at the tip of my toes and went all the way up to my scalp, and unexpectedly and suddenly I could see again.

My friend was as pale as a sheet and looked absolutely terrified. I felt off and sort of, gross, I guess is the best word, and in shock. I told him that I couldn’t see at all until I was outside, that it felt like I had been enveloped in blackness.

He was just staring at me and I finally asked him why he had screamed. He hugged me and told me that he pulled me out of the house as soon as I started reaching around like I was blind because a little girl who was completely black, and yet see through, crawled out from under the table we were across from and sat on top of me. —————————————————————

I was standing on a street corner waiting to cross when a guy kiddy- corner to me starts to walk entirely across the intersection, to where I was. Not at me or anything, just to my corner.

It was late evening so traffic wasn’t super heavy but nevertheless he made it about three quarters of the way across before a little Toyota braked too late and slammed into him. He ended up under the car too fast to follow.

The driver and I did nothing for a few seconds while our brains caught up. I ran over as she got out of the car in a giant panic, she was just in shock saying “Oh my god,” over and over.

I get out my cell phone and get on the ground to look under the car… there’s no one there. I get up and look around. Couple of people watching but no one that looked like that dude and no one injured.

I ask someone if they saw where he went but they said no. Hood dented, bumper of the car smashed in, no jaywalker in sight.

We called the cops anyway but they didn’t seem to really care about the guy as long as they didn’t need an ambulance. I think they figured we were lying. Still haven’t been able to figure out what could have happened. —————————————————————

When my family moved to a new house when I was little I would always have this repeating dream about something watching me from under my bed.

I was always scared of it and grew up with weird things going on in my room. Mainly the bed shaking, waking up to my name being called, feeling touched, the blankets being pulled off, and tapping on the back of my bed frame. I learned to do my best to ignore it.

When I was in High School, one night as I was sleeping I heard something crawling on the floor by the foot of my bed. I closed my eyes and tried my best to ignore it. Then I felt it something crawling up my bed beside me (I slept in the corner with my back to the wall).

I felt it crawl right up to my face and then stop… I opened my eyes and the pillow next to me moved a bit. Then a F-ing hand popped out from underneath and tried to grab my face. I slapped it away and threw the pillow and ran out of my room.

I couldn’t get any of the lights to turn on and my parents woke up to me downstairs sleeping on the floor with my dogs who were not allowed inside. They always told me it was a dream and I tried to convince myself the same.

A week later, in broad daylight I was going to grab something from upstairs. My parents hallway is narrow and has a sharp turn which you can’t see around until your there. I turn the corner and there is some creepy cloaked creature. He was hunched over with his back reaching up to the ceiling. I couldn’t see his face because it was covered but I could hear his raspy breathing.

I ran away from it and kind of went into a shock about it for awhile. I didn’t tell my parents about it but nothing too creepy ever happened since. —————————————————————

This happened quite some time ago, I was 13 or 14. My father was a bartender at a local steakhouse and I often spent time after school with him at work. One night after closing, my dad went to put some things into the large walk-in freezer. When he tried to open the door it wouldn’t budge. The lever would was free and unlocked, but the door wouldn’t move. He called me over to try and help. This freezer had a one way door on it and would only open inwards. So with both of our body weight we were eventually able to push it open forcefully. And when we did we discovered what was inside. The freezers contents, shelves and all were pushed up against the door, keep it from opening. 

We tried to explain this by saying it was an earthquake or the shelves had just fallen, but the way they were stacked flush against the door made those impossible. It was as if someone purposely blocked the door, but if so they would of not been able to exit the freezer. My father and I rarely spoke of this to each other, let alone anyone else. To this day it still confuses me greatly. ————————————————————

I was terrified last night, I honestly believed all this was behind me. For a longtime I’d experienced paranormal experiences. I’ve done everything to stop it.

My son started to get terrified last year because of things that happened to him, it would play mind games. I tried my best to protect and shelter him. For two days last October it started letting my son know it was there. I lied to my son to try and explain it was rarely nothing to worry about.

You see he was in the shower at the time and covered in soap while shampooing his hair. He says he thought I’d walked in the bathroom then the lights went off. My poor soon was terrified.

I ran into the hallway the hairs on back of my neck stood up, I knew something was there I opened the door to pitch black and my son’s voice “ mum you there”?” Yes I’m here” switching the light back on with the pull cord. “mum I heard something pull the pull switch” this is the point I lied to him. I told him “dont worry the electricity fused” he seemed happy with my explanation.

Then he said I think something touched me. I did my best to put his mind at rest, by explaning when we are in dark our mind work’s can become overactive and it tries to make sense of the dark. It was probably the shower curtain, I explained.

The next night he was in his bedroom, we were reading his engineering book and I’d just finished reading through his homework, that he was very proud of. I felt so proud of him and gave him a big cuddle and we shared a few words about our day.

I said “are you ready to say prayers”? “yes I’m tired” he replied. I kissed him on the cheek. We started saying prayers. We say our own personal prayers then we say the Lord’s prayer.

We’d just got halfway through when the bedroom door barged open and smacked into my sons bed with such force. Then the iPad that was on the bedside cabinet started to play demonic laughter. This happened in a split second.

I looked over at my son and he put his fingers in his ears and the look of shear terror. He then drived under the covers. He was so upset, I was terrified but I had to pretend I wasn’t upset, but I was shaking. I tried to turn the ipad off, but it wouldn’t it was locked up. I had go turn the power off but it took a few minutes.

I knew there was something in the bedroom my neck hair was stood up and I had pins and needles running up and down my arms. The hairs on my arms were stood on end.

Once I finally got the ipad off I could hear my son crying. I got down and started asking him to come out of the covers. “It’s nothing to worry about,please come out” “mum why is it doing this”? I then again tried to reassure him.

He got so angry with me. “mum don’t lie to me, I’m not stupid I know our house is haunted, can we move”? I told him “not to worry I’ll always look after him and make sure he is safe”. I promised him that I’d get help and see if we can stop it.

I then came on here and asked for help, I had lots of messages offers of advice and help. So many people were praying for us. Thing’s went very quite for a while I decided to be proactive and put cameras all over .

Then on the 11th of November 3am I’d just checked on my son and snuggled back in to bed. That’s when I heard very faint singing.

I sat up in bed believing I’d left youtube on or classical fm. I checked my phone it was turned to night mode. Then I checked all possible technology in the house, but there was nothing. But I could still hear it, very faint. I even checked outside thinking it could be a car playing music, but again nothing.

I got back into bed and all of a sudden the singing started again. This time it was louder but still sounded miles away. I’ve never heard singing like it, it was the most beautiful harmonies. Tears ran down my face and I became overwhelmed. I got on my knees and prayed.

Then I heard the most beautiful harmonies and the words “ glory to God” then it faded away. My home felt different relaxed and happy. I knew whatever was there had gone. I put it down to all the wonderful people who were praying for us.

The weeks went by and there was nothing, I didn’t feel threatened when my dog’s weren’t here or alone. Christmas passed and nothing, more weeks went by nothing. I thought YES it’s gone. We were so happy. But I kept it in my mind always prepare just encase. I dared to hope it had finally gone.

Then about two weeks ago me and my friends had a movie night. They bought a film called truth or dare. I hate horror films but we all sat down with wine and popcorn and just chatted.

I was sat in a chair with my two pugs near the door. That’s when I saw a pitch black figure peer round the door, then the dogs went wild I screamed and it disintegrated to around a foot tall and it that moved so fast behind the tv cabinet. I could see it moving around behind the cabinet.

My friends were terrified. But nothing else happened that night, I blamed the film that is why I hate horror films.

All’s been quite since then. But last week my son was getting ready for engineering college. When he came running downstairs. “mum it’s back it’s in your bedroom, at the bottom of your bed”.

Then it went quite again, then the early hours of this morning. I was in pain with my back, and was reading the news and trying to write a few e- mails. I laid on my right side and put a pillow between my legs. My boyfriend was fast asleep and so were my pugs, snoring soundly.

Let me just explain about my bed. I have a solid brass bed with huge posts with brass balls on the top it’s super king size and it takes at least two to move. There is about a 2ft gab under the bed.

I was just finishing my e-mail when I looked up and saw the time. I thought I better get some sleep, I have to be up for 5.40am. That’s when the whole bed started to shake. The dog’s were running around the bed barking.

At That point my boyfriend woke up. “earthquake” he shouts then bed stops shaking.” Bloody hell” then came three loud taps on the bed posts. They are hollow brass when you tap or bang them they echo like a bell chiming. We both froze and looked at each other. The knock came from the bottom of bed near my boyfriend’s side.

We were both terrified knowing something was in the house near us, and we can’t see it. The dog’s were very panicked and wouldn’t stop barking. Tears were streaming down my face.

I knew I needed to check on my son. I asked my boyfriend to come with me. We all went his bedroom door was wide open, I knew I closed it. My son was fast asleep and then I saw a shadow in the hallway it ran downstairs.

My boyfriend was absolutely terrified. We are dreading tonight. We’ve set cameras back up hoping to get prove to get help. We keep commanding it out of the house in the name of Jesus Christ.

We need help, to stop this coming back, I believe it’s the same demon that visited my family all the way through my life, since my mum used the Ouija board.

My mum says “the reason why you are having all these problems is because of your faith, stop praying! It will then leave you alone, why do you think it bothers you over everyone it’s because your a Christian and a challenge. Just with your faith”.

There is no way I can both me and my son are Christians. It’s who we are. This is our story and we are fed up and want it gone! ———————————————————

The first thing that struck my brother Gary about the house on Highgate Street was its street number: the infamous number thirteen.1It would prove to be an omen. It was a pleasant three-bedroom bungalow on a large lot on a quiet, old residential street. It is one of the older houses in Guelph, Ontario, dating back to 1870, and constructed from local limestone.

Though there was nothing outwardly exceptional in the architecture of the little bungalow, appearances can be deceiving. It would have exceptional effects on the lives of many touched by the house. For those more susceptible, it would alter their lives forever. For reasons of space, I will focus on the events that occurred to the family — my family — that lived at number thirteen from the early to late seventies.

This is by no means the entire story of this house. Most of the actual physical things that happened were minor curiosities that we almost grew accustomed to. For instance, my eldest sister, Sharlene, and I were having dinner in the living room one evening when the teakettle began to whistle from the kitchen. As neither of us had put the kettle on the stove, we just looked at one another as if to say, “What else is new?”

This particular ghost, for lack of a better designation, had a penchant for water, hot water in particular. It always seemed to be turning on hot water taps in the kitchen and the bathroom, and, of course, the kettle.

Other little nuisances would often occur, such as the time a very heavy glass fruit bowl that sat atop a shelf of the kitchen hutch went crashing to the floor, startling both myself and Sharlene. Though the crash was exceptionally loud, the bowl did not sustain so much as a scratch.

My mother shared one touching event with me. “Whitey,” an old and dear friend of hers, had died. She awoke one night to find him at the foot of her bed, clear as could be, assuring her that he was all right.

As I stated earlier, we became almost accustomed to these sorts of things. Other things happened that I would never get used to or, for that matter, get over. One such event has even left me with a physical scar. I was watering a Christmas cactus in the living room window.

I had an eerie sensation that someone was watching me. I turned around to see if my sister Chris was there, but as I already knew, no one was in the house. Some rattling sounds coming from the top right corner of the Venetian blinds caught my attention.

At first I thought I had imagined it, but then it resumed and I not only heard it but saw it as well. The top right portion of the blind was moving in such a way as to suggest someone was parting the blades of the blind a bit in order to peek out. I just stood there, mesmerized by this oddity; then the other side of the of the heavy blind came crashing down on my right hand and arm.

Understand that these were the old-fashioned blinds that were made of metal and quite heavy. They were suspended by sturdy metal brackets, which they locked into on either side. They have to be unlocked and lifted out of place, so I have no idea how this blind came crashing down. But down it came, opening up the side of my hand from the thumb to the wrist, deep enough to reveal a glint of white bone.

I was bleeding profusely, and as both my parents were at work, I had to dash over to the neighbours’ house to procure emergency transport to the hospital, where I received just more than twenty stitches.

I was left with a permanent scar and an unsolved mystery. What or who was parting the blades of that blind, and how did it come free from the wall brace?

The second incident that left a psychological mark on me happened one evening while I had a girlfriend staying overnight. We retired fairly early, she in the bed and me on the floor beside it.

There was a small night light on so she would not trip over me if she needed to get up in the night. Or at least that is the reason I gave her for the nightlight. The truth was that the house was getting to me and I didn’t like to be in the dark.

I was having trouble getting to sleep and was just lying there, thinking. One can often make out different shapes in the semidarkness, and I happened to be watching a peculiar one in the far-left corner of the room.

At the time, I was a fan of the telly series Kung Fu and thought that this shadow formation looked just like one of the hooded monks on that program. That’s when it began to move!

It slowly made its way across the room, gliding in a sideways motion. I called out to my girlfriend.

I felt transfixed by this spectre; it was not just some abstract shadow configuration. It was a clearly defined figure, tall in stature and wearing a hooded robe more solidly black than the semidarkness that surrounded us. Worse, it was moving with a purposeful volition.

I repeated my attempt to get my girlfriend’s attention, but must have attracted “his” instead, because he immediately paused and took notice of me.

I decided to shut up. When he resumed his progress, his course was toward me! This was no optical illusion, and I had had enough. I grabbed for the light beside the bed, finally arousing my friend.

The hooded figure did not evaporate in the sudden illumination but rather receded slowly into the corner from whence it had emerged, much to our horror, until it finally disappeared.

If either of us were able to get back to sleep that night, it would have been with the lights on, not that that necessarily would have made a difference!

Many years later, I started an investigation with a psychic to get to the bottom of this enigma. In reply to questions of who this figure was and what it wanted, one fascinating answer came via two different mediums. It was a quote from Tao Te Ching: Yet mystery and manifestations arise from the same source. This source is called darkness. Darkness within darkness. The gateway to all understanding.

We were further told that we had not had our last encounter with this powerful and influential spectre! (Just another note on these hooded shapes: Someone related a story to me in which he observed three hooded figures communicating amongst themselves. One turned and said, “This one has perceived of us,” referring to the observer.

Yet another hooded apparition similar to the one I saw in the bedroom was observed in the house across the street from us, as you will discover in the following chapter.)

Another incident took place in the backyard, where I would often sit with a coffee and a book on a lounge swing we had set up. The swing was suddenly given a vehement shove from behind, causing my coffee to spill while almost knocking me off the swing.

Needless to say I was quite perturbed and made my way to the back of the swing intending to accost the prankster. There I stood ready to rain toads on someone, but there was not a soul in sight, figuratively speaking. I will never forget the feel of that invisible shove from behind.

I can easily relate to a story that a clerk would share years later regarding a haunted courthouse in Toronto. This place had a back staircase often used by the judges and some of the clerks. More than one person recounted tales of being shoved from behind while descending those stairs. The last she heard, no one bothered using the back staircase any longer.

One very disconcerting incident occurred one summer afternoon when I was alone in the house. My parents and sister were at the cottage, and my other sister, Sharlene, was at her boyfriend’s.

I was taking a shower when I became aware of another presence in the room with me. I peeked out from behind the shower curtain to check out the room, feeling rather silly for doing so. Silly or not, I was going to conclude this shower quickly. Unfortunately, I was not quick enough.

The lights suddenly extinguished. At first, all I could do was stand there, frozen in the dark, listening to the water echoing off the side of the tub. I was too frightened to even scream until the shower curtain was sharply pulled open. That snapped me out of it and I screamed, bolting for the door.

I turned the light back on, grabbed a towel, and stood trembling outside the bathroom door. When I had sufficiently composed myself, I called Sharlene and practically begged her to come home, which she agreed to do as soon as she could. Fortunately, Sharlene was very much aware of what was going on in that house, having experienced much of it herself.

Meanwhile, I was going to have to make my way back into the bathroom to shut off the water. Looking back on this now, I recall thinking how everything always happens when you’re in the shower: phone calls, doorbells, and ghostly manifestations.

One is so ill-prepared to deal with anything while showering. Sleeping with the light on is one thing; showering with your clothes on is a whole other matter.

Jocularity aside, I remain most grateful for two things regarding that incident. First, I was not seriously injured (or worse) dashing out of that slippery tub. And second, at that time I had not yet seen the movie Psycho.

The other two most memorable events have one thing in common: the cellar. As an adolescent, I was a real loner and consequently spent much of my time on my own, often reading or painting in the bedroom or the cellar.

One evening I was reading in the bedroom when I thought I heard a faint conversation. I strained to discern to whom the voices belonged and from whence they came. The conversing seemed to be carried up through the heating vent.

When the furnace came on, I could no longer hear the voices so I just let it go. After all, this was not the first or the last time I would hear strains of music and voices coming up from the cellar. I did not think about it again until a few days later when I was reading in the cellar.

Once again I heard whispering, and it was coming from a part of the cellar opposite me. I got up to investigate but there was no one there, at least no one I could see.

I should explain that houses of this old age did not have the finished basements that newer houses have. This cellar was originally used for winter storage of vegetables, etc. The floor was a type of concrete, and the walls were part of the stone foundation.

The cellar was divided in two by the stone wall. There was a small window at the furthest end of the cellar where the furnace and the dryer were located. This was the section that I read in.

The other section is where the stairs leading up to the house through a trap door were located. The trap door opened up into a cellar foyer. This in turn led through another door and into the kitchen.

As I mentioned, I was always in the far end of the cellar, mainly because the light fixture in the first section would not operate. The light bulb would always explode. We had a professional in once to remove the remaining bulb filaments, and I asked if perhaps water could be dripping on the bulb from the shower above. He just laughed and dismissed the notion.

I suggested this explanation to my mother as well, and we both thought it was a logical explanation. Neither of us really believed it though. I happened to know that the light bulb would go out or blow up when the shower was not even on. I often found the bulb smashed below as though it had been unscrewed.

The last time it happened, I was reading in the aforementioned section of the basement when I heard the whispering again. There was also faint melodic music coming from the blacked out section of the cellar.

I gingerly made my way toward the voices and the melody. One of the voices became more distinct. It was female and called my name twice.

The second time was the loudest, scaring the daylights out of me. Then the light bulb burst, and I was out of that cellar like a bat out of hell — no pun intended. That was not the last time I would hear my name being called out by a disembodied voice.

However, hearing your name called is nothing compared to seeing the apparition to whom the voice belongs. On a cool, clear fall evening just after nine o’clock, I thought I had fallen asleep while reading in bed. I “dreamed” that I got up and was walking toward the cellar in response to Sharlene calling me.

I felt like I was walking through water and had a feeling of unreality, like I was in a mesmerized state. My movements were slow and laborious. I rounded the corner of the bedroom heading into the kitchen and the cellar foyer. I never quite made it, though.

I stopped when the door to the cellar foyer opened, followed by the trap door rising. I saw the back of a girl with long brown hair slowly ascend from the cellar. She stopped and turned to face me. It was my sister Sharlene.

Her attire, which was quite dressy, stuck me as very out of place under the circumstances. We just stood there looking at each other, only metres apart but seemingly unable to converse with each other.

She was so pale I wanted to ask her if she had seen a ghost or if she was feeling all right. Nothing was uttered though; it seemed like we were both struggling in this bizarre underwater ballet. It even sounded as though I was underwater. She turned and slowly made her way back into the cellar.

For the first time since moving to number thirteen, I seriously questioned my sanity. My brother, who was with us for a few days, snapped me out of this by emerging suddenly from the bathroom. He didn’t say anything, just looked at me like I was crazy.

That is when it hit me that I had not been dreaming. I also noticed that both the cellar and trap doors were open and quickly went to close them.

The following day I began to discuss this incident with Sharlene, wanting to know what she had been doing all dressed up and hanging around the cellar.

Unfortunately, we got sidetracked by one of our numerous arguments. I never broached the subject with her again, nor with anyone else in the family. I just assumed they would think me crazy and send me off to a shrink.

That experience continues to haunt me to this day. What was the purpose or meaning of this phantasmal apparition? Why did it beckon me? Was it a portent of the future? Was I in fact seeing the ghost of my then living sister? As crazy as it sounds, that is exactly what I believe.

A while after my sister’s death, I was looking at some pictures taken of her on the last night of her life. She was all dressed up in the clothes that I had seen her in over a decade earlier. I will never forget those clothes or the way my sister looked as she faced me from the cellar.

Her face was pale and luminescent, and she didn’t look distressed. She seemed content, like she was where she belonged, but a bit confused as well. When she turned away from me, it was as though she was saying farewell.

The images of that event would revisit me with a vengeance. Strangely enough, both Sharlene and I believed we would die young. For her, it was a gut feeling. For me it was due in large part to recurring nightmares I experienced.

I would occasionally visit an historic graveyard near our house; it was lovely and peaceful, so I would sit there and read for hours.

My nightmare took place in this cemetery. It was during the fall and was very dark, rainy, and windy. I was running through the cemetery because I was lost and wanted to find my way home. Running about was so hard because, once again, I felt like I was moving underwater.

I made it out of one side of the cemetery, which led onto a busy road. Out of the darkness came two incredibly bright headlights.

I heard the screech of car wheels, then an agonized human wail, and at that point I would always wake up, breathless and shaken. I assumed that the nightmare was a premonition of my own death or some warped Freudian imagery about being lost to myself.

The only specific date I recall having that nightmare was on the evening of Sharlene’s birthday because I was anxious that the party go well. It was to take place at my apartment (I had long since been living on my own), and I had been painstakingly planning for three weeks. I must have driven her crazy with the numerous phone calls checking on all her likes and dislikes, but I wanted it to be perfect.

All that work was well worth it, because it was indeed the perfect party with all her favourite things. Her last words to me as she and her husband Ron were leaving were, “It’s nice to be remembered.”

A week later, I felt compelled to call my sister Chris. While I waited for her to pick up the phone, I tried to think of what to say, as I had no idea why I was calling. When she answered, it was in a shaky voice, and I got chills down my spine. She didn’t need to say anything. The images of that vision from number thirteen came flooding back to me.

On April 27, 1980, Sharlene and Ron were hit head on by a drunk driver. There was another young couple in the car who were parents of an infant. There were no survivors.

Ron and Shar had a beagle they named Blue. He was placed with friends until my brother Bob could return home with him. On the day of the burial, as the funeral procession passed by the house where the dog was staying, he suddenly went right off the wall. He was barking and whining and trying to get out of the house. He was completely inconsolable nor could he be distracted.

Ironically and sadly enough, a few years later, Blue would meet a similar end to that of Ron and Shar, having his life cut short by a car.) All poor Chris could do was to keep repeating that Shar was dead.

I called my boyfriend at work, extremely agitated, babbling about not being able to escape the long shadow of that house and how my family was cursed.

At times like these, families should be drawn closer together, but I ran like hell, partly out of fear. My persistent fear that no one would believe me or that they would write me off as loopy cost me the priceless and forever lost opportunity to explore these shared experiences during and after our time together at number thirteen.

At least twice, Sharlene made statements that clearly indicated that we were sharing similar experiences and that the house was having a profound effect on us psychically, spiritually, and psychologically. But we never did discuss it. Opportunity lost with people is often the greatest haunt of our lives.

My family moved out of number thirteen in the late seventies. I left there a bit before that. However, with that house, you move away from it but you can never leave it. Or rather, it never leaves you.

Even though it had been many years since I lived at number thirteen, instigated by the trauma of my sister’s death was the recurrence of the PMIR (spontaneous telekinesis). In my irrational grief and outrage, the object of my misdirected rage was alcohol, as it had been a drunk driver that claimed their lives.

Consequently, even though I was having people drop in and wanted to be able to offer them a drink, I could not keep alcohol in the house. The contents of an unopened bottle would simply dematerialize! We returned a couple of bottles to the store where we had purchased them. The first couple of times, the clerk interpreted it to be a mistake by the distillers and replaced the bottles.

However, although he could offer no explanation, knowing very well that the bottles were full upon replacing them, he could not replace any more, so I made the obvious decision to not purchase any more bottles. Interestingly, the only alcohol that remained intact was the beer and gin I had left over from my sister’s birthday party. This situation was resolved when I redirected my anger in the appropriate place.

This is a good example of how a poltergeist can manifest itself physically when there is overwhelming emotion and the reaction is initially immature (especially when a shock has occurred).

Ours was not the only family to have such experiences related to this house. Besides the psychical phenomena, denizens of the dwelling shared a wide range of physical and psychological problems.

For some, it ended when they left the residence; others were not so lucky. It is true that we all suffer some misfortune in life, but what befell some of the residents of number thirteen was more like a plague, ranging from the minor to the catastrophic and including death.

The psychic manifestations continued for some as well. The numbers and consistencies of those so afflicted rendered this beyond coincidence.

Fortunately, the psychic influence of the house appears to diminish with time. Unfortunately, that influence reasserts itself when contact is made with the house again as I discovered during the writing of this. I am scheduling a number of seances to hopefully get some answers, starting with who or what is haunting that house and the lives of so many who lived or even visited there.

Is it a discarnate entity that used to dwell there or a combination of accumulated energy? There is a lot of evidence to support the theory that material structures like houses absorb the psychic and emotional energy of the people and the events that happen within them. The house, therefore, takes on an atmosphere and a personality of its own.

It could well be that many powerful events and tragedies have taken place within the walls of number thirteen over its long history that have resulted in a strong psychic aura about it. People exposed to such an environment, especially over a period of time, tend to absorb the energy and influence of that environment.

On the other hand, it may be disembodied entities haunting the house. Either way, I know far too many people who, having entered the house for the first time, exclaim that there is “something” about the place that just is not right and feel the need to leave as soon as possible.

Those experiencing the poltergeist phenomena probably had natural latent psychic abilities and the house was like a catalyst or conduit for them. I know the influence of the house affects those who have lived there as well as some who are just visiting. Even the writing of this chapter was interfered with to such a degree that I never thought it could be finished.

The chapter is finished, but the story is just beginning. That house casts a long dark shadow. For all I know, it even touches people who merely read about it. ———————————————————

When I was eleven years old, I came home from school and discovered my uncle’s corpse face down in a pool of blood. He had blown his stomach out with a shotgun.

Several years later, when I was fourteen or fifteen, I was alone in the house. It was a brilliantly sunny Sunday morning, around 11 am. My parents had gone off to watch my brothers play little league baseball.

I was kicking back, watching cartoon schlock on the TV with my dog, when all of the sudden she started growling and barking. She was a mellow, well-behaved little Dachshund/Cocker mix, who never made any noise except to yowl when hearing police sirens or ambulances.

There were no sirens going that I could hear, and this was not the yowl she made at those times. This was that sharp, warning bark and growl that dogs make when an intruder is around. The odd thing was, she wasn’t barking at the doors or windows on the ground floor, where an intruder was most likely to enter the house. She was barking at the stairs.

So, I’m thinking to myself: “What kind of moron is going to break in on the second floor? That’s just stupid.” I walk over to the base of the stairs and look up, but there is a landing halfway up that obscures the rest of the stairs from the bottom.

My dog is right there, pressing up against my calf and growling as I look up. She won’t go ahead of me, but she won’t leave my side, either. Together, we climb the stairs to the landing, so that I can look up to the top of the stairs. And that’s where I see him. A full-bodied apparition of my dead uncle.

He is standing at the top of the stairs, just outside the room that he had used as his bedroom during the ill-fated week he stayed with us. He appears completely solid, wearing the same shirt and pants that he died in, but his feet below the knees are hazy.

My dog won’t stop barking and growling at him. I am blown away. How awesome is this?! I am seeing a ghost! He seems to recognize me, and smiles. He reaches his hand out to me, as if he is trying to give me something. I go up the stairs towards him, wanting to see what is in his hand.

About halfway to him, as I go to reach out to touch his hand, the fear kicks in: Holy shit! I’m seeing a ghost! This should not be possible! WTF?!!!! As soon as that sense of panic wells up in me, my uncle frowns, withdraws his hand, and starts to fade.

As soon as he disappears, my dog stops growling. I am scared, but also disappointed in myself, as I have this sense that he didn’t want to frighten me, and if I hadn’t gotten scared, he would have spoken to me or otherwise communicated. I had blown it by being frightened. I always regretted letting my fear get the best of me.

About ten years later, I’m hanging out at a friend’s house, and his girlfriend and her friends are having a discussion about life after death. They ask me if I think that the dead can communicate with the living? I tell them this story, adding that I believe if a person is open to such communication, it is possible. But that fear likely shuts down the ability, and most people are fearful so that is why such things are so uncommon.

I express my regret at being fearful, because I thought that my uncle had a message for me that he didn’t get to communicate.

That VERY NIGHT I have an extremely vivid dream, where my uncle visits me. He apologizes for putting me and my family through the trauma of his death. He knows now that it was a mistake, and a terrible thing to have put us all through.

He tells me that, despite the fact he committed suicide, he is not ‘stuck’ as a ghost, but that he chose to become one. His job is to go around and help those who commit suicide cross over. He was confused, and in pain, and he killed himself. Now, he helps others who are in the same state of mind to find peace, like he had done after his death.

He says he is happy doing this work, and asks me to please tell his wife and kids to not worry about him. He is not suffering in torment like the bible says (He was Catholic). He is doing good.

At the next family gathering, I tell my aunt about this experience. I could see the fear in her eyes when I was finished. She didn’t say anything to me for the rest of the evening. Once again, fear shuts down communication. Sad but true. ———————————————————

I live with my eldest daughter and her young son.

About 6 years ago, when my grandson was 2, he was mad about the Toy Story films and he had all the dolls etc. However, my daughter hadn’t been able to get him a large Jessie, so he just had a small one, which he carried everywhere with him.

One lovely summers day we decided to visit Windsor Castle, which is a short train journey away from where we live. My grandson, of course, took Jessie with him, cuddling her whilst he was in his buggy.

We had a great day, but as we got ready to leave we discovered that Jessie was missing! We looked everywhere but to no avail and we had to return home without her.

My grandson was inconsolable and so my daughter bought him a replacement. Which cheered him up and solved the problem. Several months later we had an issue with our electricity.

The cupboard where our meter etc is, is very high up on the wall in our front hall. It’s difficult for me to reach (I’m 5ft 4”) so my grandson would definitely not be able to reach it either.

My daughter went to the cupboard to look at the fuses and all of a sudden shouted for me. Sitting on top of the meter was Jessie!!! It wasn’t the new one as my grandson was still carrying that one around.

We have only ever had 2 of the Jessie dolls and we know Jessie was with us when we went on our visit as we took photos on the day and she is in several of them. We know we didn’t bring Jessie home with us on that day as we checked everything several times when we first realised she was lost and again when we reached home!

We have no explanation for how she turned up in our electric cupboard. Whenever we tell anyone they assume we found the doll at home and made up the story, but I swear we didn’t!!

My daughter is convinced it was my dead Dad who spirited the doll there, partly because he would have hated seeing my grandson so upset but also because he would have laughed hysterically at our reactions when we saw her there. I guess we will never know. ——————————————————

What is evil and not my friend?

Most disagreeable Google,

How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways. I loathe thee with a vicious brutal sordid wicked sickening delight,
Your fakecheck engine reeks with sown distrust; I loathe thee with the depths of all your lies.
For the end of our dealings I greet with haste,
I loathe thee to new levels on every day you boast to know my needs; well, woe begone – I’m not a friend to stalker types.
I loathe thee, truly, for being the opposite of righteous or right. You’re just what’s left after a tumble from great heights.
I loathe thee, surely, with unbridled hate,
I loathe thee passionately for your breach of faith and also out of spite.
I cast thee, disgusted at the realization you’ve become dumb and morally uptight.
I loathe thee with a loathing I am loath to say…
And letting go the last of my restraints, I loathe thee for the phony freedom you professed and the leftist existential doom you’ve brought to life.
So now we know you’ve hid the truth from sight and we shall loathe thee even better past your death.

🤬😱🤯

You’re hitting the bottom of the barrel, going into people’s private files to decide for them what is or isn’t misleading content. I’d like to know exactly which measuring stick you’ve used for this task (a subjective determination, at best). Or what or whom bestowed upon you such powers as to presume to dictate how someone can or can’t use a personal file, especially when said file is not illegal in any sense. (I’m now looking for a replacement cloud storage site. It won’t be easy, what with ten google drives packed, that’s 150 gigabytes of crap.)

There are no words that properly encompass the scope of the malice you’ve embraced: you censor truth and promote inexcusable lies, you’re actively working to invert, deform, misshape society’s long-standing values to usher in utterly dark, unspeakably pernicious times. A beastly system. You’re clearly working for the bad guy. Indeed, I daresay there’s conspiracy.

You ensnared, used and betrayed us. It’s possible this was always the plan. You’re now giddily gagging doctors, disappearing their websites, hiding life-saving information, curtailing freedom of speech, all of it after so much waxing poetic about community, goodwill, communication… as good as the current avalanche of disempowering fake-checks. Now, the only speech allowed is the dispensation of mentally ill woke diatribes or deadly propaganda: “the covid vaccines are safe and effective.” You know damn well they’re not. You know they’re fake and defective, satan’s minions, literally an army from clown world, come to maim and kill. By now, more lives have been lost than in Vietnam. When history gets written, it will be told that the final war started in 2020

And we know the pharmafia cartel knew, and the FDA knew, and the CDC knew, and the WHO, and the motherfucking government, all knew, plus that mentally ill, vaccine-obsessed psychopathic Bill man-boobs Gates. For freakin’ sure, they all knew what they were unleashing upon an unsuspecting public. The level of sociopathic evil invested in making this toxic swamp juice is immeasurable. And you are helping sell it to the world as the new mandatory baptismal waters to cleanse the grime of humanity from us. Well, fuck you very much for playing that foul fiddle, you disgusting criminal.

In your very own scholar engine one can find a number of medical studies that have established the covid injections are dangerous, toxic, and deadly. Not even the ever-thirsty blood bank wants vaccinated blood. Whether with a clot or a cancer, a stroke or a cardiac arrest, these darts were created to bring about the first wave of disappearances. A funky, phony, unfunny version of the rapture. The Leftovers was predictive programming after all. We’ll just have to see how many it manages to murder.

But where did it start? A millennia ago? The Club of Rome? Of 300? The Rothschilds? Rockefellers? Pfizer may be evil but not insane: why would it want to kill a third of its customers? The blame lies somewhere else.

Welp, that’s a wrap with the Deathvax(TM) for now. I’m concerned with another of your treacherous deeds.

Pray tell, why should you care what files I keep in my PERSONAL drive? The documents and videos in question that you’ve taken the liberty of restricting and sequestering (to the degree that you censor them from me), was published in a US media. There’s nothing illegal about it, regardless of whether you agree or disagree with any information.

Even if, as you boldly claim, it were the case that my fillet o’ file contained misleading content (and it most absolutely does NOT), then I should assume you have a ploy for the other billion misleading videos, zoom calls, articles, statements, manipulated images, death notices, merchandise, books, interviews, songs, etc, that appear daily in the countless useless, obsolete media… I hope you have an all-encompassing plan for handling every single unacceptable, dangerously misleading accidental revelation. Every little whistleblower, every meme that might go viral. Start with Hollywood and fly from there. I expect nothing less from a Skynet-wannabe, otherwise, I’ll assume I’m a targeted individual, “included out”.

I curse my slow wit. I’m late to every party, plus I have a trusting streak being that I’m trustworthy and all. But Jesus, at the edge of middle-age, I’m as worldly as a kitten… so with due respect to my steadfast idiocy and our friendship in your “don’t be evil” days, when you played a cool kind of know-it-all despite the bright government glow that could be seen from any Moon alien base, I ask: do you truly mean to microchip and regulate us all? And how, in the name of Lucifer’s prostate, the hell is it up to you to decide what is misleading? Controlism is here.

How can you presume to know which twat or tweet or stream or film or blog or leak or sound byte or peer-seen paper is non-misleading and true to your agenda? With so much nuance in the writing, in a joke, in word play, and perception, notions, ideas and beliefs vary widely from yin to yang, you can’t. Besides, a main reason people manage to agree is thanks to misunderstandings and conjectures. We can’t even fix that! You’re set up to fail. The truth always leaks. Even when we misinterpret it. You won’t keep us in the simulation.

Again, I claim that no law regulates the files in question (even a fucking animated gif!), so what gives you the right to place restrictions on such banalities? I knew government was a control-freak, neurotic, cruel and pathetic, I knew it was mediocre and mentally ill but to the point of abducting one of my silliest mini-gifs, of the pink panther‘s sexy time? Which just means that, on top of everything, you’re a fucking prude.

Google, you need therapy. You’ve lost your goddamn mind. You liar. You thief. You’re like the landlord that forbids tenants from cooking with garlic. My “garlic” files of ill repute, so to speak, can be found and accessed through any search engine (except yours). They’re 100% PERFECTLY LEGAL. To top it all off, it’s been a long time since you’ve operated on any level of excellence. Case in point: the link to request reviews for restricted files leads to a 404 page. This has been the case for years. There’s no way you don’t know. Makes one wonder if it’s by design.

Your search product, the one that made you grandiose, has started its slow-mo descent into inadequate and second-rate. It’s a zombie of its former self. A large portion of your customer base is finding alternatives when it comes to serious searches. Most smart people don’t rely on you for honest facts. I know the shot is long, the chance is fat, or slim, and I alone can’t change a single mind-mass-formation-malformation through the power of written diarrhea, so I hereby take leave of my rant.

Hello Brave. Hello Qwant. Hello Yandex. Hello Swiss Cows. Hello Ecosia, Baidu, Gigablast, et al. Hello to all and so many more. Even DuckDuckGo, although we now know it’s not quite so unbiased, heh? Nor so private. Shot yourselves in the foot, didn’t you? Should’ve been discreet! The better part of valor is knowing to shut up! Ah, so many search engines and so little time!

Your obscene hubris, Google, will be your downfall. We‘ll buy popcorn and goobers, bring the sponsors, and enjoy the vertigo of watching you topple from your steepled heights.

PS- this may not be my best of all-time rants, but damn, it’s the very best sourced! I encourage everyone to visit the links. Not a fake one in the lot😊

*unlinked

I never open LinkedIn. Not by choice, not on purpose, not willingly. Not me.

And yet, a few years ago, I changed this tiny thing in my profile settings. Truly quite minuscule. Alas, heed my words: there’s no such thing as a change so microscopical as to be inconsequential. A selection of films and a variety of subreddits will colorfully expand on this fact-checked reality. Change one thing, change everything.

I am now wise to this trick. Was blind but now I see.

I’ve had the displeasure to watch it snowball, morph and bumble it’s way into an unmanageable rash that simply won’t fade.

So what was the tiny alteration requiring all this beating around the ambush? I added an email. An actual email I actually do my best to check.

There’s a comfortable regularity—I’d even say comforting—in the promises I make to myself, and an equally discomforting dependability in my breaking them. Eventually, I forget that I shouldn’t look at the darned “badge” which means I see the number of unanswered and waiting “calls” in my inbox (highlighted in red, of course, like a self-pitying pin-prick of bloody hell waiting to come loose). There’s nothing quite like postponed—and growing—anxiety.

I constantly pledge to myself I’ll start dropping by with more consistency. But one quick text message later, that “Dear Santa” moment is inescapably memory-holed. See, I’m a very lenient and understanding tyrant.

LinkedIn is not stupid. It knows that bombarding me with emails is the only way to get me to give up, give in, and open a single note from their marketing avalanche. It will even tell me gentle lies with vague seductions about others looking at my profile, promises of invitations and wonderful jobs beyond my introverted abilities to fulfill.

Admittedly, one of my faults is that, when it comes to any digital, virtual, online, code-based, algorithm-regulated, push-message enhanced, followed-&-traced, pixel-tracked, truth-distorting, Google-controlled, backdoor-installing, easily-hacked, deep-faked, freedom-killing, soul-crushing, mind-altering, all your data are belong to us-based insistence demanding I forget my real life takes place in the world of flesh and Fitbit, a little arm-twisting is enough to get to me. All I want is a bit of peace.

I’m this close to changing the email back to the one I never check.

Something in the same vein happened with Facebook back in 2008 but that was an easy choice and I haven’t used it since because, well, Facebook. Does anyone really need a breakdown on how time spent gazing into the Facebook abyss is time spent unwisely? It “kills” your time and, once your time is good and dead (having achieved nothing except feed it all your tasty data points), it will be happy to unceremoniously wrap your digital life into a sweet online memorial where (I could be wrong on this since I haven’t used Facebook for personal use since 2008) you can continue receiving messages well into your next incarnation.

And that’s a fate I would rather unlink myself to avoid.